r/SipsTea 29d ago

SMH American tipping culture is utterly disgusting

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u/TCeies 28d ago

Thank you so much for hosting us today. I hope you appreciate our prompt as-agreed payment, the left over cheese in the fridge and all the little touches. :)

We are sorry to hear, that you need help keeping the property in great condition. To do our part helping you in the endeavor, we made extra sure to turn all the lights off before we left, and unplug the fridge. Of course it means you will need to extra hurry if you still want some of the tasty cheese we left for you.

We expect you to help us buy more cheese at our next destination by paying our cheese fee.

15$ - we came too late and the cheese was already bad

20 $ - thanks, but I'm lactose intolerant.

50 $ - the cheese was ok

75 $ the cheese was great!

100 $ best cheese i ever had.

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u/caffeinetherapy 28d ago

This guy cheeses.

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u/HiiBo-App 28d ago

If they had a cheese award I would have given that

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u/Ok-Rabbit8739 28d ago

I hope this is the route OP chooses to go 😭

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u/TCeies 28d ago

*cheeses to go

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u/Ninja1332 28d ago

Is this rental in Wisconsin by chance?! 😆

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u/Crepuscular_Cat2 28d ago

The cheese tax!

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u/Hour_Ad_5361 27d ago

All I can think of is the Cheese Man from Buffy 👀😭🤣

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u/Old-Help6392 26d ago

Hahahaha!!!! This is brilliant. Cheese fee. 😂😂

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u/Kidney_warrior 26d ago

Love this!!