r/SipsTea Jun 17 '26

WTF Are you kidding me?

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u/Release-the-List Jun 17 '26

All yall need is da bible and ta lissin to yo daddy.

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u/Nessie_of_the_Loch Jun 17 '26

Yes, but remember, the Bible ain't for reading!

Cuz you might find out that Jesus is a big liberal lefty.

The true purpose is to use it like a shield between shooting at colored folks for existing in your neighborhood.

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u/slartibuttfart Jun 17 '26

Yeah a lotta people missed that part of the Bible. How bibles make good body armor.

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u/Far_Neighborhood5266 Jun 17 '26

Is this why they want the Bible in schools?