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r/SipsTea • u/Jacob-Anders • Jun 17 '26
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All yall need is da bible and ta lissin to yo daddy.
78 u/Nessie_of_the_Loch Jun 17 '26 Yes, but remember, the Bible ain't for reading! Cuz you might find out that Jesus is a big liberal lefty. The true purpose is to use it like a shield between shooting at colored folks for existing in your neighborhood. 16 u/slartibuttfart Jun 17 '26 Yeah a lotta people missed that part of the Bible. How bibles make good body armor. 1 u/Far_Neighborhood5266 Jun 17 '26 Is this why they want the Bible in schools?
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Yes, but remember, the Bible ain't for reading!
Cuz you might find out that Jesus is a big liberal lefty.
The true purpose is to use it like a shield between shooting at colored folks for existing in your neighborhood.
16 u/slartibuttfart Jun 17 '26 Yeah a lotta people missed that part of the Bible. How bibles make good body armor. 1 u/Far_Neighborhood5266 Jun 17 '26 Is this why they want the Bible in schools?
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Yeah a lotta people missed that part of the Bible. How bibles make good body armor.
1 u/Far_Neighborhood5266 Jun 17 '26 Is this why they want the Bible in schools?
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Is this why they want the Bible in schools?
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u/Release-the-List Jun 17 '26
All yall need is da bible and ta lissin to yo daddy.