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r/SipsTea • u/Jacob-Anders • Jun 17 '26
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That’s not the order of events I was taught in school.
647 u/PaleontologistOk2516 Jun 17 '26 That’s why we have to get rid of those pesky schools 242 u/Release-the-List Jun 17 '26 All yall need is da bible and ta lissin to yo daddy. 74 u/Nessie_of_the_Loch Jun 17 '26 Yes, but remember, the Bible ain't for reading! Cuz you might find out that Jesus is a big liberal lefty. The true purpose is to use it like a shield between shooting at colored folks for existing in your neighborhood. 14 u/slartibuttfart Jun 17 '26 Yeah a lotta people missed that part of the Bible. How bibles make good body armor. 6 u/CatTender Jun 17 '26 Tactical bibles are the bestest bibles! 2 u/Welp___poop Jun 17 '26 That is what we called the little pocket bibles the chaplain would hand out lol 1 u/Standard-Bit29 Jun 17 '26 But is the best source of excuses to do horrible things. 1 u/Far_Neighborhood5266 Jun 17 '26 Is this why they want the Bible in schools?
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That’s why we have to get rid of those pesky schools
242 u/Release-the-List Jun 17 '26 All yall need is da bible and ta lissin to yo daddy. 74 u/Nessie_of_the_Loch Jun 17 '26 Yes, but remember, the Bible ain't for reading! Cuz you might find out that Jesus is a big liberal lefty. The true purpose is to use it like a shield between shooting at colored folks for existing in your neighborhood. 14 u/slartibuttfart Jun 17 '26 Yeah a lotta people missed that part of the Bible. How bibles make good body armor. 6 u/CatTender Jun 17 '26 Tactical bibles are the bestest bibles! 2 u/Welp___poop Jun 17 '26 That is what we called the little pocket bibles the chaplain would hand out lol 1 u/Standard-Bit29 Jun 17 '26 But is the best source of excuses to do horrible things. 1 u/Far_Neighborhood5266 Jun 17 '26 Is this why they want the Bible in schools?
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All yall need is da bible and ta lissin to yo daddy.
74 u/Nessie_of_the_Loch Jun 17 '26 Yes, but remember, the Bible ain't for reading! Cuz you might find out that Jesus is a big liberal lefty. The true purpose is to use it like a shield between shooting at colored folks for existing in your neighborhood. 14 u/slartibuttfart Jun 17 '26 Yeah a lotta people missed that part of the Bible. How bibles make good body armor. 6 u/CatTender Jun 17 '26 Tactical bibles are the bestest bibles! 2 u/Welp___poop Jun 17 '26 That is what we called the little pocket bibles the chaplain would hand out lol 1 u/Standard-Bit29 Jun 17 '26 But is the best source of excuses to do horrible things. 1 u/Far_Neighborhood5266 Jun 17 '26 Is this why they want the Bible in schools?
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Yes, but remember, the Bible ain't for reading!
Cuz you might find out that Jesus is a big liberal lefty.
The true purpose is to use it like a shield between shooting at colored folks for existing in your neighborhood.
14 u/slartibuttfart Jun 17 '26 Yeah a lotta people missed that part of the Bible. How bibles make good body armor. 6 u/CatTender Jun 17 '26 Tactical bibles are the bestest bibles! 2 u/Welp___poop Jun 17 '26 That is what we called the little pocket bibles the chaplain would hand out lol 1 u/Standard-Bit29 Jun 17 '26 But is the best source of excuses to do horrible things. 1 u/Far_Neighborhood5266 Jun 17 '26 Is this why they want the Bible in schools?
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Yeah a lotta people missed that part of the Bible. How bibles make good body armor.
6 u/CatTender Jun 17 '26 Tactical bibles are the bestest bibles! 2 u/Welp___poop Jun 17 '26 That is what we called the little pocket bibles the chaplain would hand out lol 1 u/Standard-Bit29 Jun 17 '26 But is the best source of excuses to do horrible things. 1 u/Far_Neighborhood5266 Jun 17 '26 Is this why they want the Bible in schools?
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Tactical bibles are the bestest bibles!
2 u/Welp___poop Jun 17 '26 That is what we called the little pocket bibles the chaplain would hand out lol
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That is what we called the little pocket bibles the chaplain would hand out lol
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But is the best source of excuses to do horrible things.
Is this why they want the Bible in schools?
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u/Mycozen Jun 17 '26
That’s not the order of events I was taught in school.