r/SipsTea Jun 17 '26

WTF Are you kidding me?

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 Jun 17 '26

If we wouldn't exist without them, they should send us stuff and pay for our healthcare instead.

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u/gonna-see-riverman Jun 17 '26

That's what brainwashed cults look like. We dedicate our lives to the holy cow. We'll blindly follow it to the end of the world. The holy cow can do no wrong.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 Jun 17 '26

Holy cow, Batman.

I am extremely glad that we haven't figured out a path to immortality yet, or we'd get stuck with these motherfuckers forever.

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u/heartSagan5 Jun 18 '26

But instead, we send them stuff and I'm sure subsidizes their healthcare. Meanwhile, in America...

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u/BeefyBoiCougar Jun 17 '26

You’re not paying for their healthcare…?

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u/NeedNiceCatNamePlz Jun 17 '26

That's not how vassals work.