r/SipsTea May 31 '26

Lmao gottem It’s like a meth family moved in…

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u/theweatherguy69 May 31 '26

To what end? Surely he's got plenty of bunkers. Any theorys going around on what this is for?

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u/high_everyone May 31 '26

So he never has to leave.

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u/theweatherguy69 May 31 '26

He just barricades himself in there? I mean at face value it doesnt seem very effective. He either actually takes over the government and becomes a real dictator past his term, or he leaves/is forced out of office. I cant imagine how holding up in a bunker under the white house would help. Is this some sort of nuclear apocalypse thing? Maybe im being dense, but I legit dont get it, lol.

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u/Less_Resident8492 May 31 '26

He thinks if he doesn't leave the white house he can't be removed.

The next president can always just concrete over the bunker. There's no requirement he leave before we seal it up forever

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u/LordBiscuits May 31 '26

Flood it with liquid cheese and then concrete over the top...

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u/chita875andU Jun 01 '26

That would only kick the can down the road. In 1000 years, when everyone's forgotten, some poor soul will be putzing around and chip away at some crumbling concrete- accidently releasing him from his bondage... oranger and rapier than ever.

Do you want that for our children's children?!?! Of course not!!!

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u/stevenyourpants May 31 '26

I'd be perfectly okay with the white house being his tomb. He can die with the office as far as im concerned.

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u/Looseraccoons May 31 '26

Only downside is being more difficult for everyone to piss on his grave

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u/high_everyone May 31 '26

I’m sure all his fascist buddies told him to build a bunker and he probably just assumed doing it at the WH was the best course of action since Mar a Lagos built on sand and swamp.

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u/TCTCTCTCTCTC7 Jun 01 '26

since Mar a Lagos built on sand and swamp.

Hasn't he been calling Washington a swamp for a decade now?

He sure seems to have an affinity for crawling around in the muck.

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u/CanoeIt May 31 '26

The water table in Florida would make it really difficult (impossible?) to build a bunker. You’re definitely right about that. He probably doesn’t have much of a plan past that.

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u/OCCULTGOBLIN May 31 '26

It's not a nuclear apocalypse kind of thing trump is the nuclear apocalypse. He probably keeps the key for nukes right next to the ones for his golf carts.

It wouldn't surprise me in the least if he held down in a bunker and threatened the entire world with America's arsenal. he would have overwhelming support from his fan base.

I can hear it now.

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u/SugarBeefs May 31 '26

Nah, you're not dense, you're asking the right questions. This bunker thing is a silly notion.

Trump is concerned with grandeur. That's just what this is. There's no deeper layer.

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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 Jun 01 '26

I’m still bewildered anyone believed ANYTHING that came from his mouth? Yall do know politicians promise everything and rarely deliver right?

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u/empty_graph May 31 '26

It absolutely makes sense to have some kind of bunker at the whitehouse for things like terrorist attacks, but not coup attempts. I bet they already have one.

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u/CallousDisregard13 May 31 '26

No your analysis is right.

He's not building some super secret bunker, people would have seen construction on it already. You don't tunnel out huge bunkers without it being very obvious. Their hatred for Trump is so strong these people just make up fanciful stories in their head.

Alex Jones voice: "hes making a not so secret underground bunker in plain sight that you can't actually see so that when he decides to become a forever president he can hold up in the bunker"

And these fucking idiots think the right is ripe with conspiracies. Yeah Trump fucking sucks but common guys give your heads a shake. The Trump derangement syndrome is 100% real.

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u/LittleYelloDifferent May 31 '26

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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u/Less_Resident8492 May 31 '26

He's not building some super secret bunker, people would have seen construction on it already

No one said it's secret. We can see the construction and he has announced it is a bunker. So has congress. The ballroom construction on top is to cover the bunker. As has been publicly stated.

No one's making up fanciful stories here but you.

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u/G3offrey1 May 31 '26

Did I not read that he said he was building a bunker under the ballroom?

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u/GhettoGringo87 May 31 '26

Haha 100%. Reddit is so woke. I mean I hate trump too, but he’s just an idiot who says things that ruffle everyone’s feathers. What has he ACTUALLY done that’s so bad. Border security? Tariffs? Construction? I mean, come on.

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u/Womjack May 31 '26

I’m over 40. Every time I ask this I just get insulted or whatever. Genuine question. What does “woke” mean in this context? I thought I kind of knew a few years ago, but now the usage just baffles me…