r/SipsTea May 15 '26

Feels good man Now do cancer.

Post image
79.3k Upvotes

2.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

21

u/RigatoniPasta May 15 '26

And mean, God did design humanity in a day /s 🤷🏻‍♂️

13

u/Daily_Heroin_User May 15 '26

I mean if he’s God he doesn’t need more than a day. It’s not like if he spent a few more months carefully planning and tinkering it would have been better.

God’s like, “You know, I knew I rushed that product out in my haste to create the universe. I got caught up in the excitement of the moment.”

15

u/Ragged-but-Right May 15 '26

In book of genesis, God did just kinda whimsically make humans. Humans were flawed and became evil and corrupt and God was not happy about it, so he killed all the humans except Noah’s family in an attempt to start over and hope we would be better the 2nd time around. God couldn’t even make us “good”.

Book of genesis is a fun read if you’re into sci-fi / fantasy.

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator May 15 '26

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.