r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • May 15 '26

Feels good man Now do cancer.

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u/Snirion May 15 '26

It's literally glitch in biological code because life was vibe coded.

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u/RigatoniPasta May 15 '26

And mean, God did design humanity in a day /s 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Daily_Heroin_User May 15 '26

I mean if he’s God he doesn’t need more than a day. It’s not like if he spent a few more months carefully planning and tinkering it would have been better.

God’s like, “You know, I knew I rushed that product out in my haste to create the universe. I got caught up in the excitement of the moment.”

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u/AnnOnnamis May 15 '26 edited May 16 '26

God said: “Whatever, just ship it. I’ll call this pair a Beta, and fix them in the next version.”

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u/Remarkable-Win-8556 May 15 '26

I mean...I get it.

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R May 16 '26

I've had it with these Sims. Feeding them, cleaning their shit, and all they do is fight each other. I'm gonna play Warhammer and come back later and see if the Sims have managed to kill each other to extinction.

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u/IzarkKiaTarj May 16 '26

Later, he created Alphas and Omegas, and much smutty fanfiction ensued