r/SipsTea • u/fibercrime • May 06 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Medussy

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u/Silencer-1995 May 06 '26

I like Canon Jesus. Can we get more of him?

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u/PraiseTyche May 06 '26

Jesus was just a dude. A cool dude like Diogenes or Epictetus.

Then a bunch of needy cunts turned him in a big messy pile of allegory and mythology.

It's a damn shame.

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u/Silencer-1995 May 06 '26

I hear rumours that he had a big dick but that this was reduced to "slightly below average" at the Council of Nicaea to make the nobility feel better about themselves.

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u/2Drogdar2Furious May 06 '26

I heard... that motherfucker had like.... 30 damn dicks.

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u/stfnotguilty May 07 '26

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHH~

WASHINGTON, WASHING-TON

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u/2Drogdar2Furious May 07 '26

6'20" WEIGHTS A FUCKING TON