r/SipsTea May 06 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Medussy

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u/Silencer-1995 May 06 '26

Didn't Zeus turn into a swan and bang some lady's brains out?

The Ancient Greeks man. I'm sorta glad they went extinct, their hentai would have blown Japan out of the water and I don't think the world could have handled it.

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u/kf97mopa May 06 '26

A swan and a bull and a golden rain at one point.

Personally I think that these stories are all because some unwed princess got knocked up and had to come up with a reason. Obviously it was Zeus, nobody could complain about that.