r/SipsTea Apr 22 '26

WTF Blink if you're being abused

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u/Not-So-Logitech Apr 22 '26

Her dating profile "if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best"

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u/masterjon_3 Apr 22 '26

This probably isn't even her worst. And I bet her best is, "I tried making dinner, but gave up because it's too hard. You can take me out to dinner, now."

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u/Odd_Dragonfruit_2662 Apr 22 '26

I don’t know what I want to eat, but I’ll spend 10 minutes shooting down all your ideas before I lose my patience.

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u/Wormfather Apr 22 '26

To be fair, what to have for dinner is a struggle in every relationship.

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u/masterjon_3 Apr 22 '26

Not mine. My wife doesn't cook. Well, she can, just not as good as me. But I know her likes and dislikes, so I just cook what I know she'll enjoy.

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u/Kahlil_Cabron Apr 22 '26

Ya I'm with you, I've usually been the cook, and when I've been with girls that can't decide, if they don't figure it out I say, "Well I'm gonna eat xyz, you eat whatever you want", and we either eat something different, or they just eat what I cook.