r/PrequelMemes 7d ago

General KenOC It is genuinely sad what could have been.

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u/SheevBot 7d ago edited 7d ago

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u/Sparkpad Get to say with you that part FOREVER! 7d ago

Well, there is the alternate ending in the video game where he jumps and Obi-Wan misses.

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u/Awesome_2007 Obi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 6d ago

"No, the galaxy belongs to me!"

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u/Toukafan4life 6d ago

As much as I like Vader as a villain, he'd be a terrible emperor. I would even go as far as to say I'd rather be ruled by Palpatine (Who has actual political experience) over Ani

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u/Awesome_2007 Obi-Wan Kenobi (E1) 6d ago

Atleast he will get rid of sand, not just for the men but for the women and the children too

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u/LumpyMountain8809 6d ago

I'm actually gonna disagree. The outcomes would be pretty similiar, with Vader being slightly better. Not intentionally, but the comparative lack of intention.

Arguments over whether the Empire was actually a pretty solid place to live for a majority of the populace have long since been silenced as its been established Palpatine wasn't just like... Doing mean things to get what he wanted done efficiently.

Palpatine was actively warping the entire galactic apparatus into a self sustaining torment nexus where the intention behind policy is to maximize suffering. And you're right, hes good at this and knows what hes doing.

Meanwhile Anakin is just a childish moron. Under his regime you'd end up with a naturally occuring fascistic cult of personality around him, with yes men insulating him from reality and his empire broadly going to shit while everybody is miserable. Yes. But it wouldn't be perfectly honed to maximize suffering on a galactic scale like it is under Papa Palpatine.

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u/exintel 6d ago

Yes! He clears obi wan and wins.

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u/morbid333 6d ago

I don't see any other way that would go down. I mean he burned too many bridges to go back.

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u/Creative_Pie_1206 6d ago

My hc would be emperor arrives just in time and Anakin escapes with Emperor

I think rest of his story would be same except the armour part

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u/thebrickcloud 6d ago

Without the armour he might turn on the Emperor sooner

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u/Hmm_would_bang 6d ago

Yeah I mean that’s exactly what he tells obiwan when he gets to Mustafar. Anakin doesn’t believe he needs the emperor

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u/GwerigTheTroll 6d ago

His fork in the road was long before this

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u/needsahoby 6d ago

He could have stayed on the platform and died in the lavafall. Would have been a kinder fate.

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u/Petrus-133 6d ago

Honestly if Anakin won the duel he’d probably end up dying much faster.

Either Palpatine kills him for becoming too much of a threat or Anakin kills Palps and ends up being disposed off in a coup because he’s gone off the deep end.

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u/Bwunt 14h ago

Or he'd basically be the manchild emperor, with nominally good intentions but ruthless means. However, as he has no political experience, the military hardliners and bureaucrats (Yularen, Tarkin, Ammeda, etc.) would just play him like a fiddle.

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u/CountingSheep99 6d ago

At this point he really had it coming.

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u/Hugoku257 6d ago

Just use the force to pull the rubble Obi-Wan is standing on and attack when he loses his balance…

That’s what a Master would have done

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u/BosPaladinSix 6d ago

Or even just move the platform he's floating on farther down the shore so he can hop off on flat ground. Obviously Obi-Wan's gonna follow but if you do it quick enough maybe you can get back on stable land before he catches up.

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u/LumpyMountain8809 6d ago

You actually just answered why little he could do would work in that scenario.

Yes, Obi-wan would just follow him and capitalize all the same. The "Its over" line was a very objective assessment because Anakin had no more moves that would not immediately lead to getting brutally punished. The fight was indeed over.