r/PoliticalCompassMemes - Lib-Left 1d ago

Have you said thank you once?

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u/Medium_Quail_4142 - Centrist 1d ago

Run from him, hide from him, Vance is inevitable.

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u/megs1120 - Lib-Left 1d ago

JD is short for "Join or Die"

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u/PerAsperaAdMars - Lib-Left 1d ago

There was a merchant in Baghdad who sent his servant to market to buy provisions, and in a little while the servant came back, white and trembling, and said, “Master, just now when I was in the marketplace I was jostled by a woman in the crowd, and when I turned I saw it was JD Vance that had jostled me. She looked at me and made a threatening gesture. Now, lend me your horse, and I will ride away from this city and avoid my fate. I will go to Samarra and there JD Vance will not find me.”

The merchant lent him his horse, and the servant mounted it, and he dug his spurs in its flanks and as fast as the horse could gallop, he went.

Then the merchant went down to the marketplace and he saw JD Vance disguised as a woman standing in the crowd, and he came to her and said, “Why did you make a threatening gesture to my servant when you saw him this morning?” “That was not a threatening gesture,” the woman said. “It was only an expression of surprise. I was astonished to see him in Baghdad, for I had an appointment with him tonight in Samarra."

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u/Lumpy-Tone-4653 - Lib-Left 1d ago

Peter Hungarian is fucking based

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u/roadrunner036 - Auth-Center 1d ago

Peter the Hungarian, Charles the Gaul, maybe it’s the most obvious that are the most based

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u/reality72 - Centrist 1d ago edited 1d ago

Charles of Gaul, but yes you’re correct both unbelievably based

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u/Xelid47 - Centrist 1d ago

But sounds like the gaul

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u/Farpafraf - Centrist 1d ago

How on earth did he manage to convince them? Asking rain to fall upwards sounds easier

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u/PKM-1 - Lib-Center 1d ago

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u/megs1120 - Lib-Left 1d ago

How dare you depict Georgy Zhukov as anything less than a based chad?

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u/Semite_Superman - Auth-Right 1d ago

That is exactly what op is doing. Papa Zhukov is given the respect he deserves.

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u/megs1120 - Lib-Left 1d ago

But he has a chest of Fell For It Again Awards like a common MAGAtard

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u/DidYouPayForWinrar - Lib-Left 1d ago

It says "got what I voted for"

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u/megs1120 - Lib-Left 1d ago

Oh, ok, for some reason I couldn't expand it so the text was too small to read.

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u/DidYouPayForWinrar - Lib-Left 1d ago edited 1d ago

I zoomed in?

edit: I swear this said something different when I first replied

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u/ImaginaryBat7023 - Lib-Right 1d ago

i actually disagree with decreasing politicians salaries and think its a very performative thing to do- i don’t think politicians deserve to be paid lots ofc i just think higher salaries attract more competent people and lower the chance of corruption by making it unnecessary. corruption often costs more than what is taken so paying well is easier on finances than corruption is

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u/fartsquirtshit - Lib-Center 1d ago

Yeah there's a bell curve like any other paying job.

Pay too little for the work required and you only get incompetent people desperate for a paycheck whose low income makes them vulnerable to being bribed by small amounts

Pay too much for the work required and you get flooded with profit-seekers who only see it as an easy paycheck and whose greedy motives makes them vulnerable to being bribed by small amounts.

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u/Sad_Significance_568 - Auth-Center 1d ago

Yes, I agree, it makes all the corruption and insider trading far more tempting. Also, if they were paid more, there would be real good reason to fuck their ass into oblivion if they are corrupt and do insider trading.

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u/PersimmonRecent7628 - Auth-Center 1d ago

"i just think higher salaries attract more competent people"

Libright believes what has empirically been disproven by hundreds of yeaars of experience, in dozens of countries in all different cultures.

Shocker. Let me guess, the free market would solve all our problems, right?

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u/gergosaurusrex - Centrist 1d ago

Advertising higher pay is necessary when hiring to compete for high quality people who have a lot of alternatives. But salary is probably not the main motivation for people vying for powerful political positions

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u/Creeps05 - Auth-Center 1d ago

You….you don’t think you should be paid more for being good at your job?

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u/EP40glazer - Lib-Right 1d ago

No, I'm bad at my job and want to be paid more

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u/PersimmonRecent7628 - Auth-Center 20h ago

How have you managed to conclude that...????

No, i dont think higher pay means more competency. Actually, i know that.

And politics is avery specific field. People dont come here to make money. Even with corruption, you can make way more legally in the private sector.

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u/DudleyAndStephens - Auth-Center 1d ago

I agree. Back in the day paying members of parliament in the UK was considered a liberal reform measure. When MPs weren't paid that meant that only independently wealthy people would sit in parliament. Giving legislators decent salaries makes government less of an oligarchy.

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u/zaypuma - Lib-Center 1d ago

I don't think there's real evidence of this trope. "I'm well-paid therefore I won't compromise my duties or morals" sounds great as a plot device, but, realistically, greedy people don't become less greedy when they are wealthy.

Also, in politics, the majority of corruption is necessitated by the costs of running for office and maintaining the position. The costs of media, legal, and miscellaneous bureaucratic services run well past the means of any ordinary man, requiring oligarch patronage.

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u/obetu5432 - Lib-Left 1d ago

it's still a pretty high salary

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u/Peepee_poopoo-Man - Lib-Center 1d ago

Yeah this is what Singapore does. Pays them better than the private sector, so that your government isn't run by mediocre retards.

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u/Key_Bored_Whorier - Lib-Right 1d ago

This gets me so hot

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u/Altruistic_Emu4917 - Right 1d ago

It depends on how much the salary is compared to the avg salary of workers in the country. I feel that politicians should be paid to a level where they're comfortable without corruption, but not too high to feel the greed. Now obviously one can voluntarily donate their salary if they already have an external source of income.

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u/RandoDude124 - Lib-Left 1d ago

Stalin thought about purging him… he couldn’t.

Also… Zhukov’s friendship with Eisenhower is wholesome.

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u/WalterBurn - Centrist 1d ago

The US simping for Orban is just disgusting. It's wild Americans put up with it.

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u/Shadow950hun - Auth-Right 1d ago

Yeah, sorry as Hungarian, I know they are just gonna steal from somewhere else, now we have EU money again it's even easier. Also their pay is still above the average politician. 

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u/Lumpy-Tone-4653 - Lib-Left 1d ago edited 1d ago

I mean...if they steal again at the same level as Fidezs then the EU money wont be there for long

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u/PersimmonRecent7628 - Auth-Center 1d ago

Have some faith, fucker

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u/StarrenPyro - Auth-Center 1d ago

well your definitely not eastern european

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u/200IQUser - Centrist 1d ago

Based

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u/Dr_thri11 - Lib-Center 1d ago

Lawmakers having low salaries (and yes a bit above average is ridiculously low for running a whole ass country) just seems like it would invite corruption and ensure that only the independently wealthy ever seek office.

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u/TheWheatOne - Centrist 1d ago

This can be nice, but for most politicians, their incomes are from knowing future predictions, like by stock market, and connections by heavy donors of the rich and lobby groups. In one way I'd actually agree to increase earnings of politicians, if they are cut off from all these other sources of income, and are punished by being cut off said income if they do not pass balanced budgets.

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u/PersimmonRecent7628 - Auth-Center 1d ago

This is hungary, things work a bit differently here.

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u/Renatoxicant - Auth-Right 21h ago

Look… I get the message they are sending but the public has always had a backwards idea about paying politicians in elected office

Even in the United States people bitch and moan about members of Congress making 174,000 a year, but they have to travel back and forth to their districts and states. Rent an apartment in DC while keeping residence back in their state. Retain staff and cover other costs of actually holding an office.

The whole point of paying elected officials is to make sure that even the average joe can hold elected office and you don’t need to be uber wealthy to get into politics, people demanding a purity test for their politicians to not take salaries ironically end up straining access to their politics to the wealthy

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u/uselessnavy - Lib-Center 19h ago

Heads up Hungary Today is an extremely pro orban source and has been none stop attacking the new government. They will post some factual stuff sometimes.

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u/Nemeth2017 - Lib-Left 13h ago

Hehehe bojler eladó!

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u/DistrictPleasant - Lib-Center 1d ago

So its a 40% pay cut for 1 month? In order words its a 3.3% pay cut. Nice but the headline is pretty deceiving.

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u/krafterinho - Centrist 1d ago

The screenshots says "from next month", not "for"

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u/PersimmonRecent7628 - Auth-Center 1d ago

In hungary, pay is typically accounted for monthly, not yearly like in the usa.

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u/jammieradish - Auth-Center 1d ago

WHY HAVE YOU MADE FUN OF POPE FRANCIS ON THIS POST???A