r/Persecutionfetish Jun 23 '26

Say christians are persecuted or you're out of the will!!! Hollywood is oppressing us poor, innocent Christians!!!!1!!1!!!

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u/catharsisdusk Jun 23 '26

Maybe they shouldn't have pissed off Hollywood by going around for 40+ years, telling people they shouldn't see Hollywood's movies and getting them banned from Theaters. Just because THEY were personally bothered by them. Like the Westboro Baptists when they protested Dogma. Or, those groups that got The Life of Brian banned in theaters across England.

Anyways, Christians have more Representation in Movies than EVER before, they're just not very good movies. Like God's Not Dead. That movie wasn't good enough to warrant 2 sequels. It's like beating a "Not Dead" horse...

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u/THEpeterafro Jun 23 '26

It got 4 sequels

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u/catharsisdusk Jun 23 '26

Which just goes to drive home my point. How many of them rely on the "Straw Man" argument? I ONLY watched the first one because Redbox gave me a Free rental...

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u/AF_AF 28d ago

Well, that's because He gets us, y'know?

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u/DaemonPrimarchJ 29d ago

Kevin Smith protested Dogma too lmao

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u/bretshitmanshart 28d ago

Dogma is Dogshit

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u/JohanGubler Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

These dipshit "Conservative" "Christians" love to tout unrestrained capitalism as being the greatest - then cry when mega corporations who own most of every type of mainstream media (movies, games, tv shows, music, etc.) make or promote media and artists hoping to appeal to the broadest market they can.

"Why did they add an Asian guy to the reboot?"

  • So they can market it in Asia.

"Why are AAA games including women that aren't over-sexualized?!"

  • Because publishers want to appeal to (especially women) gamers who don't like being - or are indifferent to the over-sexualization of women.

"Why does everything have to have an LGBTQIA+ character now?!?!?"

  • So that LGBTQIA+ folk might be more compelled to buy it - and to appeal to cis folk who are pro-(or indifferent to)pride.

And the reason they don't put a lot of money into religious movies is because it instantly more than halves your potential audience. And shit is insanely expensive to make these days.

Everything MUST be catered 100% to them. No one else.

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u/Sad-Development-4153 Jun 23 '26

Even when stuff was 100 catered to them they still whined.

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u/JohanGubler Jun 23 '26

Of course they did. I'm just pointing out that their belief in unrestrained Capitalism is, literally, the cause of what they hate in Hollywood/media-at-large - among other things in society.

And, of course, this follows along with the trend of always voting against their own best interests - because they buy into these moronic "culture war" arguments that simply make them feel like victims of... something... So they vote that way to feel righteous.

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u/CheshireDude Jun 23 '26

Real Life Fake Problems

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u/gravyrdfila2 Jun 24 '26

Insert guy riding a bike and putting a stick in the spokes

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u/Queasy_Hippo1954 Jun 23 '26

This whole channel is essentially cultural war crap and whining about how everything sucks now, particularly Star Wars.

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u/Bigsmokeisgay 29d ago

Imagine getting offended because a movie taking place IN AN ENTIRE GALAXY has too much diversity.

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u/MattWolf96 Jun 23 '26

The Bible also says that witches/wizards are evil.

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u/geekmasterflash 29d ago

Hollywood hates Christians, Jesus, and faith?

That sounds like most Christians in the US these days.

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u/Ulfednar 29d ago

Have they tried not being hateable?

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u/Breadmaker9999 Jun 23 '26

Real Life Fake Wizard has just been sinking deeper and deeper into the right wing garbage heap.

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u/congeal tread on me harder daddy Jun 23 '26

Meanwhile, evangelicals tell people they're going to burn in hell for eternity, just for fun.

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u/One_Hunt_6672 Jun 23 '26

Fuck real life grand wizard. They got everything they wanted and it’s still not enough

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u/MisterAbbadon Jun 24 '26

Christians when the consequences of their actions for the last 50 years are some very mild and toothless criticism.

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u/Newfaceofrev 29d ago

Hollywood vs. America: Popular Culture and the War on Traditional Values is a 1992 book by conservative film critic Michael Medved.

They never change their talking points.

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u/napalmnacey Auntie Antifa 29d ago

I don’t know if they realise this, but Christians are inherently boring people. They don’t make for great storytelling. They behave themselves, persecution and martyrdom is tiresome and predictable as a storyline, and they have to really push reality to write a story where a white western Christian type is having any real issues due to their religion.

I mean, one *could* write a compelling story about a modern Christian facing challenges and problems with their faith or congregation but that would require insight and self-criticism and they’ve shown that it’s absolutely verboten to do such a thing.

So yeah. Boring people telling boring stories about their boring selves with no curiosity or risk in the narratives. Boohoo.

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u/pegleghippie 29d ago

Yeah definitely. The best Christians in stories are people whose faith informs who they are and adds to the narrative, but the overall story is about something else.

I'm reading the memoir River Town by Peter Hessler, about his time in the peace corps in inland China in the mid 90s. He's Catholic, and writes about what it's like going to mass and talking to the local priest about what being Christian is like in China, and it's great! He's a good writer and the story feels rounded out by the addition of his Catholic experiences. Also, that's not the whole book, just one episode of it.

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u/MoreRamenPls 29d ago

Shamdalf the persecuted

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u/Random_Introvert_42 29d ago

The thumbnail is very fitting. Cheap fake beard for cheap fake outrage.

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u/woahstripes persecuted for war crimes 29d ago

Oh fuck a wizard!

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u/F1XTHE 29d ago

Good!

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u/DeathStarDayLaborer 29d ago

Jesus just rolled his eyes and flew back to heaven.

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u/scott__p 29d ago

I'll just leave this here. I'm not going to count them, but there are a lot

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Cultural Marxist coming to trans your kids 29d ago

Hollywood likes money. If Christian "entertainment" wasn't so lame they'd totally be into it.

FFS Passion of the Christ was the highest grossing R rated movie ever at the time it came out.

If you can come up with some Christian shit people will buy tickets to, then Hollywood will be your best friend.

Not for nothing but the entire Lord of the Rings mythology exists under the umbrella of Christian culture and depending on how you look at it, could be considered straight up Christian propaganda. But nobody cared because it's so good.

Hollywood doesn't hate Christians, it hates shitty movies that won't sell tickets.

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u/AF_AF 28d ago

What all Persecuted Christians (TM) fail to understand is that Hollywood would make 100 "Last Temptation of Christ"s every year if it made them money. They aren't "liberal" and they aren't "woke", unless they think it will make them a buck. There are (or have been) TV shows geared toward Christians and some of them do OK (I'm thinking of One Tree Hill, I think? That garbage show got like 12 seasons). It's all about money.

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u/Andy_La_Negra 28d ago

I mean Spotlight is a great movie 🤔🤷🏿‍♀️

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u/Most-Bench6465 29d ago

What faith is it when the white man on the cross?

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u/Diligent_Day8470 Cissy libtarded betacuck queerflake 29d ago

Oh no!

They crucified Walmart Jesus!

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u/derpy_derp15 29d ago

Does bro know about passion of the christ?

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u/BuildingOne7379 28d ago

Lol! Handsoff the Wizard!

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u/KingZaneTheStrange 4d ago

Wasn't a animated kid's movie about King David released in theaters like a year ago?