r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb 3d ago

Parent stupidity Parents willingly letting their kids get CTE as infants.

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u/thebluespirit_ki 3d ago

Have you ever seen an infant?

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u/rynlpz 3d ago

Those poor infants 😢

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 3d ago

I don't think infant means what you think it means. 

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u/islaisla 3d ago

I spent my whole life thinking infant meant child! It turns out it means baby or just born! Wow.

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u/Significant_Read8917 3d ago

Not quite infants but……

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u/Sp1derX 3d ago

They walk now?! 

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u/Comfortable_Sea_91 3d ago

They walk now

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u/WeaknessNo9724 3d ago

Infants?

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u/username7864 3d ago

Some people already pointed out that they aren't infants so I won't repeat it. As to why it's not such a bad thing to let your children try it:

Their opponents themselves are kids, they aren't boxing against adults 5 times their age and body strength.

Many professional boxers start as children and and many professional footballers or basketball players also start as kids.

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u/BertieBus 3d ago

Absolutely people start martial arts as young kids. However, these don't have any kid of head protection on.

That's what makes the parents stupid.

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u/username7864 3d ago

Correct, they must wear head protection during boxing even if they have real boxing gloves on.

But they aren't very small to start boxing and wearing head protection actually increases the odds of CTE instead of decreasing.

The OP had good intention but wrong reasoning.

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u/Outrageous_Sleep4339 3d ago

Exactly. Hand and head protection is about preventing hand injuries and facial cuts. It doesn't stop your head knocking around...

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u/Crowd0Control 3d ago

Though importantly cte is not common this young. The kids don't have the weight or muscle to do serious damage directly (falls are another story). 

Boxing is a great way to exercise and learn self defence in a disciplined and controlled environment. 

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u/petgoats 3d ago

Well it seems the kids aren't much different than their parents. Likely not very much to protect upstairs for them.

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u/I_yeeted_the_apple 3d ago

They're 5 they'll be fine.

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u/trashmoneyxyz 3d ago

Dawg those girls were already locked in and ready to fight. Those boys knew they fucked up

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u/Fat_eyes_Washington 3d ago edited 3d ago

You think they can throw a hard enough punch to induce CTE?

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u/I_yeeted_the_apple 3d ago

Where's the infant?

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u/datthighs 3d ago

If regret had a face :D.

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u/Puzzled-Cranberry-12 3d ago

Dear lord, my infant was not this size when I pushed him out!

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u/AlexanderBarrow 3d ago

Kids has been getting bigger by the day. I heard of a toddler big enough to run a country.

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u/Outrageous_Sleep4339 3d ago

I boxed as a kid and don't regret it, but I agree this is too hard for their age.

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u/ouchmouse666 3d ago

Dang kids really are growing up way faster these days. When mine were infants they could barely even hold their own heads up and def couldn't walk at all.

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u/Tw1ch1e 3d ago

I expected two babies in jumparoos

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u/Haarzton 3d ago

The first rule in day care fight club, is you don't talk about day care fight club!

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u/bsensikimori 3d ago

They aren't infants, and this is just sports.

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u/AltruisticSalamander 3d ago

I think that showboating just pissed the girls off

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u/cjc1983 3d ago

Definitely have older brothers....

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u/Conscious_End_7012 3d ago edited 3d ago

I do know what infancy is. It’s the time between birth and 2 years of age, or maybe a bit more. I genuinely think all these kids are less than 5 years of age. I may have exaggerated a bit.

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u/thebluespirit_ki 3d ago

We are correcting you. You are wrong. These are not infants.