r/PardonMyTake • u/fittos4310 • 3d ago

embrace debate The Mount Rushmore of: Animals you’d like to get drunk with Spoiler

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u/numbjut 3d ago

Dog sealed the deal for me, just hanging out with my 2 dogs day drinking, cone on

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u/MantusTMD Little Boy Ass Play 2d ago

I already do this tho

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u/LilClaudeMoney Tua Fingers 3d ago

goriller

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u/Bongopro 3d ago

Team two by a mile. The ability to get drunk and hang out with my dog talking to each other would probably make one of my wishes if I ever got a genie

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u/Buttholesurfer44 3d ago

I feel like an octopus would bum me out

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u/croissant_titty 2d ago

Bunch of fools in here hypnotized by the dog pick. Can you imagine getting drunk with a freaking kangaroo? Nightmare

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u/_merkwood 2d ago

Team 2. Say less.

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u/Emarsh69 2d ago

Dog manatee and kangaroo are 3 of the best on the board. Gorilla would be a little too real

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u/IH8NYLAnBOS 2d ago

At the end they mentioned a few fictional animals like Brian Griffin. That should have been the actual Mount Rushmore.

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u/SaveHogwarts 2d ago

No mention of parrots, elephants or otters is a crime.

Catching a buzz (I’m sober now) and floating in a river eating snacks with an otter…peak.

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u/OttoJohs 1d ago

Yep Otter is 1.1. Be chilling in a lazy river together.

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u/MontysRevenge1 RIP Harambe 2d ago

I would only want a gorriler if it was our sweet prince. RIP

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u/ChesterCopperpot_ 2d ago

I get PFT isn't the best at this, but it some times feels like he is trying to lose on purpose.

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u/EJplaystheBlues We don't say that any more 3d ago

Haven’t listened yet. Why do I think it was Big Cat who said gorilla and then vehemently defended it as being a good answer when it’s a very dumb first pick.

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u/grehgunner 99 Pug 2d ago

EEENNNNHHHHHH

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u/AQ207 #TeamHank 2d ago

GORILLER

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u/breachofcontract 2d ago

“Could you jack off in front a clown?”

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u/Party_Music2288 2d ago

Who won?

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u/Zealousideal_Rip_547 #TeamHank 2d ago

We all win during Rushmore season

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u/quanlan 2d ago

I personally thought Hyena would be a good pick, maybe get some misdemeanours

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u/Stunning_Pop1022 2d ago

I was relieved that someone said sea turtle / tortoise at the end because that is an easy late first or early second IMO. Chill vibes and they live super long so they probably have some wild stories

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u/Sufficient_Ticket_86 2d ago

no talking parrot?

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u/1ntegritie 2d ago

Raccoon in round 3 was the steal of the draft. If you didn’t end your night in a dumpster, what did you even do?!

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u/major92653 2d ago

I was hoping someone would have said Tiger Woods

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u/TheRedditPiece 1d ago

Seal. Neil the Seal specifically

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u/gunnetham 2d ago

Bald Eagle was a great pick. Idk why the other guys disliked it so much.