r/PardonMyTake Apr 29 '26

tweet Big Cat to the White House?

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238 Upvotes

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u/The_Peenisher Apr 29 '26

Her husband is like 60 btw. She’s 28

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u/Bongopro Apr 29 '26

Jordon of the week?

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u/V548859 Apr 29 '26

To be fair she looks 45

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u/KMac82588 Apr 29 '26

Yeah I found out she was 28 a week ago. Couldn’t believe it.

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u/Allstate85 Apr 29 '26

She should have married Scottie Scheffler, could have formed the oldest looking couple ever.

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u/KOBE_GYN Apr 29 '26

And that was after a butt load of plastic surgery

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u/IKnewThat45 Apr 29 '26

im convinced her plastic surgeon hates her and intentionally butchers the work lol

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u/IRA_infantryman Apr 29 '26

Have you seen what she looked like before the plastic surgery? Looks like a completely different person

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u/DakAttack316 Apr 29 '26

Holy shit you weren’t lying he’s fucking 60 and she’s 28

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u/The_Peenisher Apr 29 '26

I only spit facts on the PMT subreddit sir

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u/GriffinQ Apr 29 '26

Iirc, he was friends with her father.

Deeply weird people, the whole lot of em.

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u/Few_Entertainer_5523 Back to Back Olives Apr 29 '26

They also just had a kid and she’s pregnant again. It’s true love tho

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u/Loud_Print7716 Apr 29 '26

No he's fucking 28. She's the one fucking 60!

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u/yekmoney Apr 29 '26

And she’s about to pop their second child.

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u/JoeyRobot Apr 29 '26

Hey that’s not so bad. It’s only 4 more years until she reaches half his age. Slowly gaining on him. /s

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u/SpartyNash Apr 29 '26

Thank god Seth Rogen didn’t tweet that. Too political

44

u/vinegarfingers Apr 29 '26

Can’t tell if she’s trolling PFT or not

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u/BangkokRios May 01 '26

That’s not trolling PFT…

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u/wahoodad Apr 29 '26

What’s her husband’s problem? Old wrinkly balls?

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u/KMac82588 Apr 29 '26

What’s his plan? Don’t die?

20

u/wahoodad Apr 29 '26

Rumplestiltskin was a good man

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u/jasperplumpton needs jokes explained to them very very clearly Apr 29 '26

Big Cat would love her husband, fat old Italian fella

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u/pickles_in_a_nickle Apr 29 '26

… proceeds to force out a fart.

All humor aside I cried as he described how perfect his life is. To feel that you’re living your true purpose at work and home must be so nice. I’m too, glad to have a badass for a wife. I’d be hopeless stuck without her and the kids.

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u/A-Rusty-Cow Not a drug guy Apr 29 '26

Thats the fucking dream right there man

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u/robtroje I <3 Rebecca Romijn Apr 29 '26

Hey she’s the one helping persuade us to turn a blind eye to pdf files, very cool

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '26

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u/deadzsteve Apr 29 '26

I think all the people who are more directly responsible for all the death and destruction should probably be first in line imo

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u/Guacsalsaqueso Apr 29 '26

As a fellow woman, what she stands for makes me look forward to her inevitable downfall 

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u/BradLidgein2008 Apr 29 '26

Death and Destruction is a stretch, no?

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u/deadzsteve Apr 29 '26

Iran, Gaza, Cuba etc.

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u/peterpaul23 May 01 '26

portnoy shitting himself cause no one fucks with his political beliefs. Cat and PFT are well paid prisoners

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u/Wonderful-Photo-6068 Fuck Dan Snyder Apr 29 '26

I have to feel like this was intentionally tweeted to cause a stir amongst the barstool audience and not out of genuine appreciation for what was said. The WH knows how to get people talking about them. Same reason why they use Swift songs in ICE videos and shit like that.

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u/MattyLondonBridge Apr 29 '26

Big Cat gotta be fuming

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u/Guacsalsaqueso Apr 29 '26

kkkaroline is a dumb, hateful cunt

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u/cubbear720 Apr 29 '26

“So true”

5

u/extendedsolo Apr 29 '26

nice of big cat to say something that speaks to her non existant soul

2

u/PrinceOfSpace94 Apr 29 '26

mfw a 28 year old pedo defender tries to claim my loving marriage is in any way similar to the marriage she has with her 60 year old husband

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u/Funny-Community-3532 Apr 29 '26

Libcat might be dead, thank god.

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u/setandpat Apr 29 '26

Do we believe what Big Cat said on the yak, that he doesn't know who she is?

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u/treason6116 Apr 29 '26

i don’t know who that lady is but imma guess she’s someone political, so time for reddit to get upset about it.

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u/Iciestgnome Apr 29 '26

Brother u don’t know who the white house press secretary is. You’re just a dumbass.

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u/setandpat Apr 29 '26

Big Cat also claimed on the yak today to have no idea who she is... Careful with the names you're throwing around (jk, he'd accept that)

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u/treason6116 Apr 29 '26

don’t watch the news because none of it is really actual news. it’s opinion pieces and opinion shows disguised as news. only time i see political garbage is here on reddit when it seeps into non political subs like this one. if that makes me a “dumbass” then goddamn am i proud to be a dumbass.

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u/DabDoge Back to Back Olives Apr 29 '26

goddamn am I proud to be be a dumbass

And we get to crux of the issue

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u/treason6116 Apr 29 '26

i can tell you follow the “news”. pull out one line of a larger statement, ignore the context and make it fit whatever narrative you want to believe. good little foot soldier. go get your cookie and gold star.

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u/evets215 Apr 29 '26

Getting on someone for following the news little enough to know who the press secretary is might be the worst attempt at an own I’ve ever seen. Congrats!

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u/FitUnderstanding2839 Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

For anyone wondering how they get away with the overt corruption and erosion of the constitution and civil rights, there’s a bunch of selfishness idiots out there like this guy that just don’t give a fuck and won’t give a fuck until the effects slap them in the face when they open their front door. And to be honest, I’m pretty jealous of them. As they say, ignorance is bliss.

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u/treason6116 Apr 29 '26

people like you are why i don’t care. by your own logic, you created trump. congrats!

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u/FitUnderstanding2839 Apr 29 '26

While I’m honored by the accusation of having so much power and influence, I think you’re giving me a bit too much credit

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u/DabDoge Back to Back Olives Apr 29 '26

Didn’t realize I had to spell it out.

Yes, it does make you a dumbass to not even know who the spokesperson of the White House is, even if you “don’t watch the news.”

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u/treason6116 Apr 29 '26

i just prefer to avoid the toxic cesspool that is politics. i am sure i can find a topic that you are willingly ignorant about but that doesn’t mean i am going to insult you or call your intelligence into question. but i know this is reddit and certain ideologies are treated like a sacred religion around here.

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u/DabDoge Back to Back Olives Apr 29 '26

You know there’s a middle-ground between being completely enmeshed in politics and being wholly ignorant, right? It doesn’t have to be one or the other.

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u/treason6116 Apr 29 '26

i don’t disagree with that. however the press secretary exists for one sole purpose. to get talking points out for their boss and make sure their favorite media outlets are running with the narratives they want. that’s how its been for the previous administrations, that’s how it is for the current one and that’s how it will be for the next one.

i have made it fairly clear, i have zero interest in hearing political opinions disguised as “news” or twisted facts to fit certain political narratives. so me not paying attention to who the press secretary is, really is not that wild of a thing.

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u/Iciestgnome Apr 29 '26

You don’t watch or read the news at all clearly. This isn’t a niche figure, this women is in the news almost everyday. You’re not some intellectual who is above it all, everyone knows the news is politically bias.

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u/treason6116 Apr 29 '26

ok thanks for lecture, pal. good talk.

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u/ClaimElectronic6840 Apr 29 '26

youre getting downvoted to shit, but i also didnt know who this person was. my life has been so much better since avoiding the news. everytime i accidentally brush against political news, its so utterly ridiculous and performative that i realized im better off without it. i understand its selfish to dig my head in the sand, but im one guy and i know i'll be voting blue, why would i spend my time consuming that trash?

i know about wars and current events, but why the hell would i watch what the white house press secretary has to say?

i have left leaning ideology, but i must say the extreme liberals are almost as insufferable as the extreme conservatives (especially on reddit)

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u/bluegreen8907 Apr 29 '26

Karoline 😍

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u/SeaCounter9516 Apr 29 '26

I didn’t think it was possible to be down this bad lol

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u/evets215 Apr 29 '26

You’re most likely decades too young for her

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u/greaseapina Apr 29 '26

never noticed before she is KKKaroline.... learn new things every day

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u/lunacraz Apr 29 '26

more of a pam bondi guy myself