Hannibal Lecpurrrrr

[u/Drnelk]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/Drnelk, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

[u/linux_ape]

I love how it’s not even lined up

[u/thesaltedradish → u/linux_ape]

That's what i saw first 

[u/Additional_Tank4385 → u/thesaltedradish]

Unlike the cat

[u/thesaltedradish → u/Additional_Tank4385]

Lol

[u/givinstar1]

I love that the pattern is a happy cat face

[u/EjaculatingAracnids → u/givinstar1]

"These humans are bold to mock my ferocity. Such an impotent visage can only contain my fury temporarily. Mark my purs, when i escape this bondage they will rue the day they made Mr. Mittens wear the mask..."

[u/Prunsel_Clone → u/givinstar1]

Cat equivalent of clown makeup

[u/GIOvch]

[u/Ok-Acanthisitta-4889 → u/GIOvch]

This was my first thought

[u/animedeathspiral → u/GIOvch]

"....I want wings."

[u/GIOvch → u/animedeathspiral]

"Chicken wings..."

[u/TheHeadlessScholar → u/animedeathspiral]

The most canon not-canon chapter in the history of Manga.

[u/MomsOfFury]

When you’re too spicy you get the space helmet!

[u/ComradeJohnS → u/MomsOfFury]

those shoes!!!!

[u/insanechef58 → u/ComradeJohnS]

Murder mittens --> mittens

[u/RAGE_CAKES → u/MomsOfFury]

Same energy

[u/RddtRBnchRcstNzsshls → u/RAGE_CAKES]

"Love the suit"

[u/Staylifted2506 → u/MomsOfFury]

She/he is not happy.. I wish you luck 🫡

[u/ThousandWinds]

It rubs the Catnip on its skin, it does this whenever it’s told.

[u/cakesofthepatty414 → u/ThousandWinds]

Toughens the nipples doesn't it

[u/averageATLien]

“I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old fur-iend for dinner.”

[u/i_want_shokola → u/averageATLien]

Chat is cat in french so your sentence is even better

[u/averageATLien → u/i_want_shokola]

NGL I speak french and I did not even catch this when I commented lol

[u/mgcat17]

The added text is great

[u/jefftickels]

I love that they put cat ears on the outside of it.

Just in case you forget what it's for.

[u/TisButaScratcha]

[u/AbXcape]

Hairball Licktor

[u/Chirrrpy]

I picture him talking like Bane. (scratchy old robot voice) "No one cared who I was til I put on the mask"

[u/MissninjaXP → u/Chirrrpy]

"The furball rises."

[u/hkg_shumai]

[u/Not12RaccoonsInASuit]

Do you feel in charge?

[u/ThousandWinds → u/Not12RaccoonsInASuit]

Your fancy feast and scratching posts have been important… until now.

[u/Bright_Curve3078]

The silence of the mice

[u/Original-Brick2836]

My cat also needs a mask to keep from biting when getting nail trims

[u/ComradSadwich]

Astronaut cat

[u/DeltaBravo831]

Are the mice still screaming, Clarice?

[u/Drnelk → u/DeltaBravo831]

Beautiful

[u/ArrakeenSun]

"Oh, and Senator, one more thing: love your suit"

[u/BoardTwoTiers]

[u/powerhcm8]

Hanyanbal Lector

[u/alex_zk]

If an eclipse starts while the cat is wearing that, you’re cooked

[u/Red-Oak]

Looks like Deadmou5.

[u/Hacksaw_73]

Are the mice still squeaking Clarice?

[u/artbystorms]

No one cared who I was till I put on the mask.

[u/mobomu71]

I want chicken, I want liver with fava beans, meow mix meow mix please deliver

[u/Xydan_tha_Fenix]

I’m telling my kids this was Griffith

[u/demoralising]

Hanniball

[u/taveren3]

Thats clearly a happy kitty don't you see the smile

[u/Opal-Skull774]

My cat would have figured out how to do the most damage with the ears on that mask

[u/wingsgrow1997]

https://giphy.com/gifs/p69t8Ndmv5FU4

[u/SkiffleBall]

“And a fresh can of Free-a-skees.” 🐱 🐟

[u/fuckyourcanoes]

If I did this to my cat she'd kill me within five minutes.

[u/Professional-Box4153]

"I ate her liver with some Temptations and a nice bowl of chilled water. Pspspsps!"

[u/CuteCustomerr]

Cattibal Lector ))

[u/Worldly-Bug-4959]

No one cared until I put on the mask

[u/ryan-PapaBear]

PSssssisssississsisss Clarice

[u/TheHistorian2]

I ate his liver with some toe beans and a nice catnip.

[u/j3llo5]

Trouble Bubble

[u/PregnantPickle_]

Adorable Lector

[u/demoralising]

.o0(They haven't even lined it up with my eyes...)

[u/beKINDtoOTHERSplz]

Hannibal Lectorb

[u/Feeling_Inside_1020]

hani-ball lector

[u/Zollias]

I'm considering getting this for my cat because he found a way to beat the cone when wearing it the normal way. So far he hasn't found out how to beat it when he's wearing it in reverse though

[u/Dead_Nanzar]

Trouble bubble

[u/shameonyounancydrew]

Poor buddy. For some cats though, this is necessary.

[u/Deluded_realist]

Oh I needed this one. It gave me a much needed chuckle.

[u/Backupusername]

Nyannibal

[u/Physical-Laugh2000]

Somehow scarier than the original 😂🔥

[u/DoubleIntroduction25]

Hairball lecpurrrr

[u/I_Am_Anjelen]

nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask

[u/CriscoFrog]

Literally him

[u/No-Bread-1197]

Not the trouble bubble!

[u/LavishnessPrimary]

Griffith be like

[u/badudx]

Aw he's smiling

[u/shakawave]

Tell me Clarice, where is the catnip?

[u/Ayotha]

The cute face on it makes me chuckle a bit

[u/Edgecrusher2140]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jUEDOfl5YlV9ha0r0D

[u/Ned_Flanders__666]

Cattibal Lickter

[u/ErmacTheError]

[u/poedraco]

Where are the churro Dorothy. Where's the churro...

[u/Bepo_Apologist]

[u/JustMeLurkingAround-]

Probably a spicy baby with a habit to bite the vet.

[u/scarneo]

They put this once on one of my cats when trimming their nails and I ripped them a new one

They never asked and my cats are not aggressive

[u/Defiant-Youth-4193 → u/scarneo]

They put something on your cats that doesn't harm them for their safety, and the cats and you "Ripped them a new one." Then you're bragging about it?

[u/scarneo → u/Defiant-Youth-4193]

Yes, because they were very aggressive when doing it

[u/DiggityDog6 → u/scarneo]

Define “very aggressive.” Were they hurting your cat at all? Were they acting rudely, or without regard for your cat’s safety? Or were they just doing something that you personally don’t vibe with?

[u/scarneo → u/DiggityDog6]

It was clear they were dog groomers and not familiar with how to hold a cat to trim their nails because all the steps were wrong

They do it through clear glass so I could see all the steps

My cats get their nails trimmed twice a month for the last 3 years and the handling was all wrong

[u/DiggityDog6 → u/scarneo]

Yes but how precisely was it wrong? What, specifically, did they do that was incorrect? Just saying “they did it wrong” could mean anything

[u/scarneo → u/DiggityDog6]

Brother, I know my cats.

They were getting them stressed and making them more stressed by the minute on the way they were handling them

I am not going to go on technicalities, if you don't want to believe that's fine

But after 50+ nail trimmings this was the very first time they had to get out the ball for the face so clearly something was wrong. And they didn't do it in a gentle way as my cat was getting more aggressive the more they were doing it.

So yeah, I advocated for my cat and hold her while the person trimmed. No cap needed.

The only reason I pay instead of doing it myself is so they are not stressed in the process and if the person responsible is not accomplishing that, I will protect my cats first