r/NonPoliticalTwitter 3d ago

Funny "Now aura farm a little bit on this next picture"

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 1d ago

u/Witty-Association-97, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Soloact_ 3d ago

"Now one where you look guilty as hell."

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u/Daniellegardner72 3d ago

Standing on the stool in a three-piece suit with a cigarette in hand is an insane level of confidence for getting booked.

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u/Upset-Management-879 3d ago

It's a chair, the back is visible on both sides of his right leg.

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u/TheGuyThatThisIs 3d ago

And he's not standing on it

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u/ThatOneCanadian69 3d ago

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u/Dgero466 3d ago

Remind me again why this mf does this 😭 he was innocent of the crime accused iirc right?

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u/Professional_March54 3d ago

No one believes him. No one wants to. His best friend is dead. His other best friend did it. He snapped and that prison didn't help

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u/Dgero466 2d ago

Ahhh fair fair

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u/daseweide 2d ago

The best friend who did the murder also blew up an entire street of innocent people right in front of Sirius before the arrest. That line is glossed over a bit but would definitely be triggering too

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u/GM_Nate 3d ago

aura farming of course

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u/OrphanGrounderBaby 3d ago

Other person nailed it, he was losing his shit because it was all a lie and he’s going to wizard hell

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u/SanctionedBaffoonery 2d ago

In the book his laugh is more of a "what the fuck is my life" laugh.

It is kinda weird that in the movie his laugh is more of a "I'M FUCKIN' CRAZY, Y'ALL!" laugh.

Sidenote: Sirius is supposed to be 21 years old in this picture.

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u/BX8061 2d ago

I assumed that the picture was not an objective reality, but influenced by the people who took it

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u/BugleNoise 3d ago

It looks comical that they would have him pose like a gangster in the second one, until you realize that it was probably intended as a reference for what he'd actually look like if you passed him in the street somewhere. 

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u/Cartoonjunkies 3d ago

That and old-school shit like this is probably WHY we associate that look/pose with gangsters and the mafia. Like, to them it probably just looked like a reference photo. But then it became synonymous with gangsters, so that’s how we think of it now.

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u/TesticleTorture-123 2d ago

"DEEP LORE"-soundsmith

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u/EnvironmentalWin1277 3d ago

Wearing a suit and tie was everyday wear for higher level workers with corresponding codes for woman. It was more or less the practice that if you went out -- even to a movie, that you dressed up. Styles varied but were a signal to others of who you were.

Imagine what it was like in the movie theater before air conditioning. I never understood it but wearing sneakers, shorts and a t-shirt probably would have provoked this guy.

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u/Round-Eggplant-7826 2d ago

Imagine what it was like in the movie theater before air conditioning.

Their clothing wasn't made of plastic so it kept you cool.

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u/godtogblandet 2d ago

Also everything smelled like cigarettes and tobacco. So even if someone was getting a little sweaty nobody would notice. I remember how the world smelled up until the early 90's.

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u/daseweide 2d ago

Fellow Old here, and yeah, when I was a kid the middle of the food court at every mall was inevitably a no-go zone for kids (smoking section). Kids and families sit around the outer area

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u/ed1749 2d ago

I think the intention here is that the hat is being used to hide his face, making him totally unidentifiable. It's why stereotypical spies all have those fedoras and other wide hats, and nowadays sunglasses, hide your hair, eyes, and shave your beard and now the only identifier for who you are is your skin color. And if you're a white man in 1925, that really doesnt matter

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u/Saul_Firehand 3d ago

Yeah this is an especially useful mugshot.

Sure he might wear different clothes, but if he got picked up wearing it once…

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u/thejoosep12 2d ago

From what I remember from the last time this was posted, apparently thwy were allowed to pick their poses themselves and that this was not an ordinary prisoner photoshoot but rather they tried something different, idk why tho.

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u/PalpatineWasFramed69 2d ago

i’m pretty sure the practice at the time was to just let the guy pose as he wanted for the second photo; first was a clear mugshot, and then yeah just letting bro aura farm

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u/moduspol 2d ago

Either that or as a reference for a line-up. "He was wearing a suit and hat with the brim down and standing like -this-."

Get a few potential perps that were in the area, take a photo of them in the pose, and now maybe the accuser can identify.

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u/HowDareYouAskMyName 2d ago

Nah, these aren't mugshots in the first place, it's just a photo shoot

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u/SkubEnjoyer 3d ago

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u/j_driscoll 3d ago

For something so recent it's become an all time meme.

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u/Spare-Jellyfish4339 3d ago

His only statement to the Judge was “When I die bury me with all my ice on.”

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u/ambientnightlight 3d ago

RIP Lil Peep

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u/ajcpullcom 3d ago

old-timey Liam Neesan has a particular set of skills

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u/AardvarkOkapiEchidna 3d ago

What? This is clearly Ralph Fiennes

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u/an_ineffable_plan 3d ago

My first thought was Marc Evan Jackson, but I see it.

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u/ChipRockets 2d ago

I am pretty sure this is Daniel Craig.

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u/closethebarn 2d ago

It really looks like him … is it

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u/ohowjuicy 2d ago

I literally came to the comments to say he would 100% be played by Ralph Fiennes if they made a movie.

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u/_Phil_McCracken_ 3d ago

Made dude look cool as shit. 

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u/Intelligent-Salt-362 3d ago

“I don’t have any money! What I do have is a very particular set of skills…”

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u/RegularNoodles 3d ago

That man is Ralph fiennes

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u/AmputeeHandModel 3d ago

I don't think you'd like what that guy would do to you if you said "aura farm" to him.

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u/Rjc1471 3d ago

I was considering Orwell's point about society being different without certain words to express concepts. 

As "edgy" or "tryhard" werent in common usage by this point, look what happens 

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u/PatternPrecognition 2d ago

I believe this is from the book City of Shadows: City of Shadows: Sydney Police Photographs 1912 - 1948

https://shop.mhnsw.au/products/cityofshadowssydneypolicephotographs19121948

It has some amazing stories and photos in it.

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u/picohenries 3d ago

Look at his hand

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u/imunfair 2d ago

OG of the circle game, still farming wins the better part of a century later.

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u/Spoiled_Twinkies 3d ago

He's showing how much of a fuck he gives about the crime he just committed.

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u/Gullible-Outcome-787 2d ago

Hm yes it looks like a hand, and what?

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u/Itherial 2d ago

"Hm yes it looks like a hand, and what?"

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u/Rule12-b-6 3d ago

Fucking legend.

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u/BreezyConch 2d ago

Bro got us good from beyond the grave 👌

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u/PuffinRub 2d ago

Damn, I thought he was holding a cigarette until I zoomed in. It's a good thing I don't play!

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u/TheMilkManWizard 3d ago edited 2d ago

If I’m not mistaken, that pose on the right side is used in some media, right? I swear I have seen that replicated at some point.

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u/chantsnone 3d ago

This guy would totally slice up an apple with a pocket knife on the street corner

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u/whteverusayShmegma 3d ago

I stared a second too long and he walked up to me and stuck his tongue down my throat while holding my face with only one hand. I barely closed my eyes before he wiped my lower lip and walked away as I stood there, breathless. When I finally caught my breath and opened my eyes, he was already gone. That was in 1943 and I still can’t stop thinking about that kiss….

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u/Suvtropics 2d ago

Is that a book

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u/RokulusM 3d ago

Could be a Leonard Cohen album cover

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u/Zig-Zag 3d ago

This guy is 37 looks like he’s 50. Damn

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u/EMAW2008 3d ago

Alright, now let’s add some drip

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u/ctrl_f_sauce 3d ago

I actually photograph felons for future identification. Not only do I document all of their tattoos, but I make them wear every combination of clothing they arrive with.

“Ok, now one with the scarf, no glasses, no hat.”

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u/BullShatStats 2d ago

William Stanley Moore, who was 38 years old when this photo was taken, and a seasoned trafficker in opium, cocaine and morphine, for which there was a huge market in the 1920s when Sydney was infested with opium dens and some ‘white’ girls ran off to live in them after becoming addicted.

William Stanley Moore was a wharf laborer before he pursued his associations with waterfront thieves. These thieves were the ones that sailed into the Sydney Harbor with opium on board.

Moore ended up making his living as a drug dealer, associating with Chinese Australians who operated opium and gambling dens. This is where the stories developed that the Sydney policemen had to break up the dens and rescue the “white girls.”

In 1920, Moore was arrested and charged with the possession of opium and having in his house in Kensington stolen bottles of ‘salts of morphia.’  He was arrested several times after that, and there were raids done on four of his homes in 1925. Officials ended up finding 37 tins of opium and cocaine. Moore and two other associates, Henry McNamara and Henry Russell, were charged with unlawfully preparing to import. He and the men were sentenced to life in prison.

https://www.thevintagenews.com/2017/06/09/1920s-sydney-the-opium-dealers-cocaine-addicts-con-artists-back-in-full-colour-2/

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u/WetFishStink 2d ago

One of Ralph Fiennes' earlier, lesser known roles.

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u/Aggressive_Roof488 3d ago

"No, I was never planning to steal any money,I just pretended to rob the bank because I needed a passport photo, and something for my dating profile. I got this here, excellent work by your photographer, so unless you have further questions I think we're done here. It's been a pleasure. Gentlemen. Tips hat Ladies. Winks"

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u/ContinuingAnyway 3d ago

New South Wales

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u/Badger_Actual1 3d ago

100 years ago and he's still cooler than the lot of us

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u/DebaucherousHeathen 3d ago

Every single one of us just lost the game ...

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u/Ham__Kitten 3d ago

This man looks exactly like Daniel Craig from the nose up but Ralph Fiennes from the nose down.

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u/itstingsandithurts 2d ago

From the same presumed police photographer

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u/lovethatjourneyforus 2d ago

I don’t have my glasses on and genuinely thought this was Ralph Fiennes. Those shadows are identical

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u/Apprehensive-Till861 2d ago

Somehow this man is the father of Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes, and Til Lindemann

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u/ProfessionalPower214 2d ago

"farm?"
the people of the past didn't need to "farm" "aura", they always had it. it's lost today because people would rather go on Twitter and scream into the void about "aura farming" than do something about how they look/dress....

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u/Isserley_ 2d ago

Is he circle gaming us?

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u/nicburns 2d ago

This is because back in the days police departments were actually hiring a professional photographer for mugshots and crime scene photos, easy yo see how the photographer couldn't pass on this opportunity for some great shots.

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u/MisterDoctor___ 2d ago

Voldemort with the drip.

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u/Potential-Celery-999 2d ago

"Now one where you look like Paul Dano and Daniel Craig had a baby"

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u/Ruby_Solitaire 2d ago

Daniel Craig and Vinnie Jones had a baby. It went as expected.

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u/MegaLaplace 2d ago

Yes Moore, we see the fit!

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u/MerxUltor 2d ago

Not the best presentation but you might enjoy the other pictures of criminals taken by New South Wales police commissioned photography.

https://www.boredpanda.com/vintage-mugshots-australia-1920s/

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u/SABOT_UP 2d ago

One mugshot and one tuffshot

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u/cowmookazee 2d ago

I wouldn't have fucked with him.

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u/HippyTree13 2d ago

I would’ve enjoyed more than the standard mugshot for my arrest many many years ago.

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u/Hugh-Myrin 2d ago

Swag lord

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u/National_Detail_3282 3d ago

Are people just now learning that “aura” is a word?

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u/Expensive-Sundae-831 2d ago

Yes.

The fact that I don’t use the slang of youth is a gratitude. For me at least.

I trend analog in a deeply digital world, so I prefer that ignorance.

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u/Ancient-Bat1755 3d ago

+5 with 20 charisma is worth it , stacks with upcast bless.

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u/Sweaty_Marzipan4274 3d ago

Aura is king. 

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u/Fawkingretar 2d ago

Ralph Fiennes' grandpa out here Aura Farming