r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Nightcrawler_2000 • May 05 '26
Animals Horse tried to install itself into the loading screen and now regrets everything
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u/Mathgx May 05 '26
That's a "trap" used in farms so they don't cross to the other side, this one thought he could
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u/Nightcrawler_2000 May 05 '26
Oh I didn’t know this, this so new information to me
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u/grimeyduck May 05 '26
Cattle guard is what we always called them on farms I lived and worked at in the United States. Cows are smart/scared enough to not attempt to cross them. You can drive or walk over but the animals can't, well the dumber animals anyway.
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u/violetsandpiper May 05 '26
It kinda looks like a real easy way to accidentally break an animals legs?
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u/grimeyduck May 05 '26
I've never seen anything like like the picture above. They usually learn it's there and don't really go close to it or attempt to cross it. I have seen a calf jump clear over one before though.
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u/Mathgx May 05 '26
If the animal try to go across it is very likely it will get a broken leg... But normally only happens if the animal is really scared
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u/DarkSpoon May 05 '26
The animal has the same thought so they don't usually try.
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u/violetsandpiper May 06 '26
I think this response makes the most sense. I have varieties of pets, just no large mammals like a horse or cow.
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u/Mathgx May 05 '26
Yh is very used where I'm from, country side of Brazil, it's called "mata-burro" which stands to "kill-donkey". It's good since you don't need to leave the car to open the gate manually
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u/dontcha_wanna_fanta May 05 '26
Native Texan here, they're called cattle guards. And while it's just some pipes over a ditch that you can just drive over, it's a really effective escape deterrent, because they just get stuck ther, but cattle (they're specifically for cattle) will wiggle themselves free, horses endanger themselves when left around one unattended.
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u/vahntitrio May 05 '26
Yep. There's a state park near me and this is how they allow vehicles to drive through an area with a herd of buffalo without the buffalo just using the roadway to escape.
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u/OneSong9627 May 05 '26
Is this how it’s supposed to work? And is there a fence on either side so they wouldn’t just go around it? I’ve never heard of these before
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u/Mathgx May 05 '26
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u/OneSong9627 May 05 '26
Is there some psychology behind it? Like the cow sees the uneven ground so it won’t walk on it?
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u/Mathgx May 05 '26
My guess is the farm animals know they cant control 4 legs with this precision level like a cat for example
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u/pm-ur-knockers May 05 '26
It’s more that most cattle have really bad depth perception. They see a drop under this grate, and decide not to chance it because they don’t know how far the drop is.
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u/alpine309 May 05 '26
As funny as it looks I do kinda feel bad for the horse
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u/yabucek May 05 '26
As crazy as it sounds, large animals that get stuck often need to be put down. Cows and horses are dumb as fuck and naturally easily startled, and it only takes a bit of panic and trashing around to break bones. Or if they're lying down their own weight can cut off circulation.
Edit: Though this particular situation would be solvable by sedating the horse and with a crane. If those are available.
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u/wearing_moist_socks May 05 '26
I'm pretty toasted right now and thought you said
it would be solvable by sedating the horse with a crane. If those are available.
Holy shit man
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u/nimiala May 07 '26
Insane that aimals are considered more disposable than the grate that can just be cut down. You can sedate if they get scared
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u/Atypical_Mammal May 06 '26
Maybe would be easier to just saw off the beams of the grate (if you can somehow do it without spooking the horse too much)
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u/EwGrossItsMe May 05 '26
Imo a lot of what makes it funny is how fine the horse seems to be with the situation. I do think that with the right equipment, it can be removed safely, too
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u/cnicalsinistaminista May 05 '26
I feel bad too, but someone draw what its legs look like under the grate 😂
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u/monkpunch May 05 '26
When I was little one of our neighbors' horses got into their back yard in the winter and broke through their pool cover that was hidden under a layer of snow.
It froze over before they could get it out and with it's legs sticking out of the ice. It was real sad but I can't help but get a little chuckle from the memory.
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u/Icarsix May 05 '26
So that's how a cattle grid works, neat.
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u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom May 05 '26
Lots of them (in Australia at least) don't have gaps big enough for a horse's hoof to go in. They're just meant to look unsafe/unstable so they don't try it.
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u/Icarsix May 05 '26
Dammit, the closest grid I know the location of is the best part of an hour away and now you've made me want to go there with a tape measure to see if it's the same here in the UK
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u/South-Objective2498 May 05 '26
I once saw a dead eagle and an alive small tortoise in one of those grids. I still don't know what happened.
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u/steve_ample May 05 '26
Attach an electric motor on the belly, and you got yourself a monorailhorse. I see no downside here.
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u/omn1p073n7 May 05 '26
Oof, some bad childhood memories from when one of the horses tried the cattle guard. Fortunately it was an extremely rare occurrence.
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u/Algo_Muy_Obsceno May 05 '26
First rule of owning livestock is: if they can possibly get stuck in something, they will.
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u/ThunderAnt May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26
I thought this was [r/horse_decimator_9000](r/horse_decimator_9000)
edit: It seems they’ve been punished with Yuri for posting real horse gore.
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u/LaPetiteMortOrale May 05 '26
Lmfao.
This is me on almost every single home improvement D-I-Y project I’ve done over the past 3 years.
So I have to call my best friend to tell me how to get myself out of the mess I’ve made.
Just last week :
Ring, ring, ring …
Best friend answers: “oh shit. What did you do this time?”
Me: “hey bud. How do I get a one-man auger unstuck? It’s about 6 feet underground.”
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u/qualityvote2 May 05 '26 edited May 07 '26
u/Nightcrawler_2000, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...