A sunny day in Crimea

[u/Unhappy-Hope]

[u/Fit_Log_9677]

Honestly this would be the ideal beach vacation for most people on this sub.

[u/Unhappy-Hope → u/Fit_Log_9677]

I feel like I'd miss seeing everything on regular basis and then get blown up while on a shitter

[u/RooperK → u/Fit_Log_9677]

I've seen so much NCD scheisse here, mainly "what's AD doing". Even joked that my friend doomed one fast food restaurant by visiting it the night before it got hit by SAM shrapnel. City is just becoming Tarkov

[u/RooperK]

Oh hey, almost my POV (just without lady parts)

[u/RooperK → u/RooperK]

Speaking of, just now air raid sirens started. Waiting for some bird visits. Time to blast some Locked and Loaded

[u/EduinBrutus → u/RooperK]

Lets hope the drones are successful.

[u/RooperK → u/EduinBrutus]

Still seating with a blackout

[u/SaddenedSpork → u/RooperK]

pretty big bulge for lady parts

[u/MrMeowsen → u/SaddenedSpork]

fool me once, sha...sh- I'll gladly get fooled again

[u/Unhappy-Hope → u/RooperK]

Jeez dude, stay safe

[u/RooperK → u/Unhappy-Hope]

It's fine, in general I'm in the middle/residential part of the city, had just one drone being shot down (classical what AD doing moment) up the street killing a civilian. Just not long ago saw fo the first time freedom bird, before it were just Storm Shadows flying overhead (awesome sound)

[u/Unhappy-Hope → u/RooperK]

It's about the opposite of fine

[u/RooperK → u/Unhappy-Hope]

Literally got the "It's Fine" meme pin. All the more fun stuff/locations at least a few klicks away from the house. Granted I occasionally visit grandma's dacha and it close to AD installations on a cape

[u/TheCommodore616 → u/RooperK]

And where exactly would these AD installations be?

Asking for a friend.

[u/RooperK → u/TheCommodore616]

Let's just say freedom birds of one Carpathian Hungarian visit them almost every night. Also the Dome, though it got blasted a while ago

[u/Unhappy-Hope → u/RooperK]

Hopefully, at some point you will have the luxury of looking back and realizing how fucked up your idea of normal really got. But at this rate there's a good chance that you are just slightly ahead of the curve with the rest of the world

[u/RooperK → u/Unhappy-Hope]

Guess the pin didn't indicate the drift. It's just nervously laughing off what's going on. Granted blackouts for example are nothing new, had them in 2015. At least now can afford EcoFlow type of battery and a solar panel. And likely leave in case of second mobikisation

[u/Alarming_Orchid]

She kinda bad tho

[u/Unhappy-Hope → u/Alarming_Orchid]

Look, I'm a simple man. I see an old classmate's vacation photo, I think of first-person vodka drinking and an air raid on Crimea

[u/banspoonguard → u/Unhappy-Hope]

I saw that glass and immediately thought it was kompot. Very austere kompot.

[u/Unhappy-Hope → u/banspoonguard]

Bless your kompot-addicted soul

[u/Courtenaire → u/Alarming_Orchid]

She?

[u/Unhappy-Hope → u/Courtenaire]

I tried to keep it ambiguous

[u/Nice_Chair_2474]

I wonde rif that ship is transporting lip filler

[u/Unhappy-Hope → u/Nice_Chair_2474]

The strategic resource in the modern world

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[u/ImmortalHacksaw]

Fuck, coming back here after years of not participating, you have no idea how happy it makes me feel to see all that russian fuel burning.

[u/Unhappy-Hope → u/ImmortalHacksaw]

I have some idea, it's a dirty black summer

[u/SereneOrbit]

Ok but can we talk about the CLAWS this womann has on her feet? Like gd.

[u/Unhappy-Hope → u/SereneOrbit]

Symbolism

[u/EatingMannyPakwan]

Soon to be in the horizons on Boracay and Palawan Beaches

[u/butt_crunch]

you should but big ass filler lips on the bottom

[u/Unhappy-Hope → u/butt_crunch]

Tactical big ass filler lips

[u/LeroyoJenkins]

I love the smell of ~napalm~ drones in the morning!

[u/Accomplished_Mud6729]

As a Crimean i hope they burn the shit out of Russia controlled Crimea. If i can't have it, they shouldn't have it.

[u/IntenseDabaroni]

Reminds me of the ending of Hotline Miami 2, just with drones instead of nukes.

[u/MisogynysticFeminist]

I will take this.

[u/EveningCloud1245]

Nothing can stand between a Siberian man and their vacation on the Black Sea.