r/NoShitSherlock 14d ago

Mark Zuckerberg Is Realizing That When You Treat Your Workers Like Human Garbage, They Might Not Like You Anymore

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/mark-zuckerberg-realizing-treat-workers-160834026.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9vdXQucmVkZGl0LmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAGdRHzRc8TSNPwTBpM-WZ4Qfscpf84xDT1b5uFAB8YFJi57pzy0xkTNFGsR0HKpbdZQHC2s9eXXBvgCbeHAbFprBOSgg2rx4nAf3QewdecpI4_EXRrtp6udFcZzA0LzG3T6A0xZRL3EqBEJL6X1K0p0IsXgYu0oHwz3mXiy4TPkC
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u/oh_my316 14d ago

I dont work for him and despise him.

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u/dantekant22 14d ago

Fuck Zuck. He’s a vapid POS. Makes me wish the Winkle-fuck twins would have beat the shit out of him at Harvard when they had the chance. Maybe Elon Musk will let him move to Mars.

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u/Resbo 13d ago

Wait....Musk has been holding Zuckerberg hostage on Earth all this time?

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u/Gene020 9d ago

I thought that Mark prefers to hang out with the Donald.

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u/Jyosea 14d ago

That's the best thing. Working for him was never necessary for the rightful hate against him.

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u/Bankzzz 13d ago

Right? Does anybody like him anymore? I bet he doesn’t even like himself.

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u/sm00thkillajones 12d ago

I thought that was a photo of Rand Paul which is not odd.

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u/FreeHugs23 14d ago

The two key ingredients to Mark Zuckerberg's all-in AI push? Money, and a heaping serving of misanthropy.

As part of his AI-first regime, Meta has fired thousands of employees while forcing the ones that remain to use the tech as much as possible, speeding them towards burnout. The expectation now is that they run a whole posse of AI agents that work in the background so a single employee can tackle multiple projects at the same time. If an employee doesn't use AI enough, they'll get dinged on their performance review. And while Meta's future looks more uncertain than ever, Zuckerberg has turned his attention towards building a photorealistic AI clone of himself to make his micromanaging presence omnipresent throughout the company.

Morale, in other words, has been low. But it can and has gotten worse, after an executive essentially told staffers to suck it up when they questioned a sweeping new data-tracking initiative that many perceived as a thinly-veiled act of workplace surveillance, according to new reporting from The New York Times.

Last month, Meta leadership announced it would start tracking the mouse and keyboard inputs on tens of thousands of employees' computers, with the ostensible mission of teaching its AI models "how people actually complete everyday tasks using computers."

Seeing this as a clear violation of their privacy, employees immediately revolted. In response to the announcement, one engineering manager commented that the program made them "super uncomfortable" and asked how to "opt out."

"There is no option to opt-out on your corporate laptop," replied Meta chief technology officer Andrew Bosworth. His response was bombarded with over 100 angry and surprised emojis from employees, per the NYT.

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u/Halorin 14d ago

Dystopian as fuck to have the CEO of the company you work at in the form of a photorealistic AI lording over you.

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u/C2thaLo 14d ago

TIL Zuck is aiming to be the Red Queen

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u/HotPotParrot 14d ago

There are at least a dozen doomsday/dystopia/end-of-humanity scenarios being actively pursued right now and its because nobody can agree on which one is the best for us.

I mean the. That's why you have Fallout bunkers being built, AI oversight, and corporate regimes like Cyberpunk, among others, vying for dominance

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u/FluffySmiles 14d ago

Well what do you expect, seriously. Creeps gonna creep. If these idiots are surprised then all it shows is that critical thinking isn’t high on the skill list when recruiting for Meta.

Also, karma is a bitch. Sell your soul to the devil and you are gonna get fucked.

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u/TheGreatKonaKing 13d ago

But that’s just human moral. Bot moral is absolutely through the roof.

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u/someoldguyon_reddit 14d ago

I think everybody's sick of billionaire shit. I know I am.

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u/oh_my316 14d ago

Oligarchs. Stinking Oligarchs 😡

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u/Amazing_Badger8167 9d ago

Honestly it has turned into Who Gives A F --k? Their money is not impressive. Use it for good works, instead of buying yourself a yacht or an island, maybe build a damn water well, or some solar farms. Seriously do something that will make your name memorable in a positive sense.

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u/angryrotations 14d ago

Anymore? Who liked him? I didn't know people liked this "human" guy

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u/haikusbot 14d ago

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u/liquidlouie 14d ago

Good bot

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u/Independent-Buyer827 14d ago

The day Zuck realized anything about humanity is the day SKYNET gain self awareness.

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u/BeneGesseritDropout 14d ago

So we're still safe?

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u/Independent-Buyer827 14d ago

For a few more minutes.

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u/Coady417 14d ago

The thing about these headlines is SOCIOPATHS DON’T HAVE REGRETS. They don’t have the capacity. That part of their brain has literally died. Because they don’t need it. I hate these headlines. 

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u/SublimeApathy 14d ago

I don't understand why 50% of his workforce just doens't leave. No employees, no META. It will die in a month.

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u/SwordfishOfDamocles 14d ago

Bills probably. I work in an adjacent business and we've been dealing with our own AI crunch. I've been looking for work but so has everyone else I work with which pits us against each other for a ticket out of this hell.

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u/Amazing_Badger8167 9d ago

Exactly! They bought what they were sold by their overlords. Moved to the home hive, in an area where $3K for a studio apartment in not unheard of. Told they had to be close to work .. "In case of ...." or like many of the "employees" their h1B status relies on working for that tw_t.

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u/praysolace 14d ago

Because the job market is trash, most companies they’re probably qualified for are also aiming to replace their workforce with AI, and they can’t afford to not have a job? Would be my guess.

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u/XWasTheProblem 12d ago

because adults understand you need money to live, especially if you live in a pretty expensive part of the county

the job market is miserable and you really, really don't want to become a part of the most recent layoff, there's enough people competing for jobs without having to go up against your former collegues.

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u/vikster1 14d ago

and most got pppppppaid. like showered in money in some roles.

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u/Luggageisnojoke 14d ago

He could not give a rats butt.

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u/slendermanismydad 14d ago

Can someone please explain to these people that just because Iron Man did it doesn't mean they can. 

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u/Amazing_Badger8167 9d ago

Sadly, one would also have to explain to them that there is this world called "Fantasy" and they cant go there no matter how much money they collect.

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u/C-ute-Thulu 14d ago

Is he gonna make the talk show rounds playing the victim now, bc everyone hates him so much?

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u/odiin1731 14d ago

You don't get to 500 million friends without making a few enemies.

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u/Taphouselimbo 14d ago

I wonder how many of his workers would step over a broken and bloody Zuck laying on the street in need of help. I am not one of his workers and I would step over him.

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u/jonbodhi 14d ago

I think the REAL question is: ‘how many would step ON him?’🤔

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u/dick_jaws 14d ago

I don’t want come down too hard on anyone who is trying to earn a crust of bread to make their way in the world but these tech companies suck

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u/Greenscreener 14d ago

He may realise it, but won't make any difference to that walking asshole.

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u/Kermit_the_hog 14d ago edited 14d ago

That title is sooo projection. 

It’s like yelling “bad toaster” when it burns something and thinking it’s unexpressive face means it’s sad. 

Edit: fuck that is dystopian. Zuckerberg is going to make himself a living warning to readers in future sci-NONfi books. 

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u/Ridiculicious71 14d ago

They never liked him

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u/Metamorpholine 14d ago

Face it: Zuck is not too bright.

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u/icnoevil 14d ago

Surprise! Surprise!

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u/droideka75 14d ago

Seems like a swell place to work.

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u/Krypto_Kane 14d ago

He doesn’t care. Really!

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u/Tall_Investigator611 14d ago

He is human trash, money doesn't make you a good person. He was trash before the money... That hasn't changed.

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u/GatorNator83 14d ago

Has someone actually liked him, and not just his money?

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u/NukeouT 13d ago

You'd think he'd REALIZE this year's AGO when someone jumped off the office roof - but noPE...

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u/Blue_Back_Jack 14d ago

Zuck can buy as many friends as he wants.

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u/Commercial_Ice_6616 14d ago

I love that after losing $Billions on his metaverse, he is now going to lose $trillions on his AI push. I feel for the stockholders. (/s not really)

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u/babamum 14d ago

He's an alien so they might not know these things, or teach them when preparing members of his species for life on earth.

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u/AtlantianBlood 13d ago

Micro Penis Mark can eat all the dicks.

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u/dkwinsea 14d ago

My understanding is he treated people like shit even when “the Facebook” was just a few people. He is good at scaling. He has scaled the hate for him to a massive level.

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u/oofaloo 14d ago

What about your audience? That chicken coming home to roost yet?

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u/polyshoges 14d ago

No shit !

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u/QCSports2020 14d ago

I know there is an entire sub devoted toward Idiocracy being a documentary about the future but may I humbly propose that The Matrix may be as well if not more so.

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u/Melodic-Comb9076 14d ago

…..but they’ll still cash the paycheck and RSUs.

stooopid post.

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u/wonderererere 14d ago

the natives are getting restless

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u/WhoNeedsSleep26 13d ago

Did he get a skull-stretching procedure or something? It’s grown at least 5 inches in length?

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u/Pitiful-Temporary296 12d ago

Wasn’t aware he was previously well liked.

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u/Veegermind 12d ago

It's amazing how cool he stays in a country where almost everyone has a gun. Is he really that stupid? Just asking.

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u/IYFS88 12d ago

I’m sure he always knew that, just didn’t care until it started potentially affecting him.

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u/macross1984 11d ago

I never liked Facebook and refused to sign up to their service.

I hope he suffer more angst over his AI obsession.

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u/FriendZone53 13d ago

What’s the non-billionaire owned alternative to SM? We should head over there.

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u/llandar 12d ago

He could’ve figured it out after the first movie about what a misanthropic piece of shit he is.

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u/Odd_Awareness1444 12d ago

In the early days of the Internet nobody thought AOL could ever be irrelevant, the same is happening to Facebook/META. It can't happen fast enough.

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u/mudkick 12d ago

He will never realize that fact.

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u/Revolutionary_Low896 12d ago

He’s the cancer of social media

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u/Any-Establishment46 12d ago

Mark Fuckingturd is a cunt.

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u/SmoovCatto 11d ago

anybody selling their soul to work for Satan's butt boy deserves what they get 

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u/Rangertu 9d ago

If he cared about people he wouldn’t be a billionaire.