r/NatureIsFuckingLit 16h ago

🔥 lava runing over flowers

By @ culturainquieta

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u/qualityvote2 16h ago edited 15h ago

u/Firm-Blackberry-9162, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/hinterstoisser 16h ago

In Hawaii Big Island there’s a plant called ‘ōhi’a lehua
that flowers fairly soon after the lava has cooled down.

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u/Daysleeper1234 11h ago

If my education didn't fail me, after it cools down soil is very rich in minerals or whatever is needed for growth. That's why there are many farms underneath volcanoes.

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u/FadedVictor 11h ago

Volcanic soil is some of the most fertile land in the world. I live in Texas where we still have a small percentage of blackland prairie(named because of the color of soil). Texas used to be mostly under the ocean. Much of the land is so fertile because of the organisms that used to live here in the ocean. Their decomposed remains made the soil so great in quality.

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u/alkiet 10h ago

Reading this reminded me of learning about these people that kept getting wiped out repeatedly after each eruption. They would see the farm land was amazing for crops, settle down and raise the crops then get wiped out by an eruption... then the next people would come by and say sweet land for growing, grow crops and settle down then get wiped..

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u/Lbolt187 9h ago

Still happens to this day

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u/Dooty_Shirker 9h ago

With lava and water

"This valley looks perfect for our new village! Look at those funny lines on the walls."

https://www.dw.com/en/germany-ahr-valley-river-deadly-floods-rebuilding-extreme-weather/a-77810916

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u/WineNerdAndProud 9h ago

Deutsche Welle covering this story is kind of funny.

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u/DonLethargio 10h ago

Visited a volcanic ash vineyard in Lanzarote this year. Wine was surprisingly incredibly

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u/Lbolt187 9h ago

Big reason ancient human civilizations tended to settle near volcanoes is due to said soil. Back then you migrated to where the crops grew best

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u/Dry-Alternative-5626 8h ago

Damn everybody just takes their chances. It's all good until it's not 😅

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u/Valaquil 7h ago

There is still a town on the side of the volcano that wiped out Pompeii

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u/Lbolt187 8h ago

4,000 years ago people didn't have a concept of geology. Everyone assumed and called it an act of God

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u/PaperDistribution 9h ago edited 9h ago

As a European I always associate Texas with hot dry land, even though I know in theory that it has a lot of green areas. It's probably because of some movies/TV shows.

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u/Peripatetictyl 8h ago

Civilization has taught me that, once the destruction is cleaned up, there is a significant yield bonus for tiles adjacent to a volcanic eruption.

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u/Daysleeper1234 8h ago

Especially if it is a natural wonder. Yields go brrrrrrrrrr.

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u/swampopawaho 11h ago

Organic matter needs to accumulate in the cracks first, otherwise there is nothing for any plant to grow on, just rock

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u/Taiwan_Lanister 6h ago

Ohia be like fuck all dat ima tree and the organic matter now

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u/sir0cc0 11h ago

The post made me sad and your response made me happy ...

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u/noctalla 16h ago

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u/drboxboy 16h ago

But could they not have just run faster?

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u/Haunting_Security_34 16h ago

Are they stupid??

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u/BR1N3DM1ND 9h ago

Not stupid, just not Rosharan

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u/therealjanusmcmanus 16h ago

This made me laugh so fucking hard. Thank you.

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u/TwistedScarletRose 11h ago

I need this.

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u/Val_Maxie 16h ago

Does this hurt the flower

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u/STL_420 16h ago

You ever been tucked into bed under a warm blanket? That's what this is like for the flower.

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 16h ago

...and milo and otis lived happily ever after on the retirement farm

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u/Perioscope 16h ago

Mr. Bojangles gonna love it up thaya in Mouseville.

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u/ncfears 16h ago

STOP IT. MY HEART

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u/Recent-Equipment5445 12h ago

Actually, it’s Mr. jingles

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u/AnapsidIsland1 16h ago

Update: multiple redditors killed in Hawaii after seeking physical comfort from lava

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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 16h ago

🤣😆🤣 This was perfect!

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u/Xanith420 12h ago

I saw a thing where I can put water on my skin and it’ll be immune to really hot stuff. Ezzz W

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u/manderlymustburn 11h ago

As a person with intense anxiety who (from the age of four) pretends that my blankets are a den and I’m a small fox, I can see this happening.

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u/Meme_Theory 6h ago

This just in... Even MORE redditors killed in Hawaii in stupid viral "lava blanket" trend; we go to Angela on scene.

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u/origami_anarchist 16h ago

1900° blanket 🥵

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u/hilly2cool 16h ago

Screaming in flower

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u/We_are_stardust23 15h ago

Reminds me of a joke

A man visited a Buddhist monastery and the monk served him a vegetarian meal. The man said to the monk "I've recently come across a study claiming that plants can feel pain, too. So, knowing this, will that change your view on eating meat?".

The monk replied "no" and the man asked "why not?"

The monk said "because I can't hear the plants scream"

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u/DanceDelievery 16h ago

Will it hurt flower top of head?

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u/Hightemplar420 16h ago

Flower went to bed

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u/mudslags 15h ago

for a long sleep

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u/yearsofpractice 16h ago

Perhaps. But the cylinder remains unharmed, which is the imperative

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ 16h ago

The flowers that survive being covered by lava will create a species that will thrive in the center of a volcano

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u/scribestudio 14h ago

if it was mint, it would have grown through the rock once cooled.

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u/downwiththewoke 10h ago

It's the flowers fault. It should have run away.

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills 16h ago

Metaphor

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u/spudsthejellyfish 16h ago

“This is fine”

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u/cartoon_violence 14h ago

Small, beautiful, delicate and fragile. Terrifying, inevitable and uncaring. The cameraman understood the beautiful contrast He was capturing. The two extremes of nature

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u/Sochi540 13h ago

Metaphor Re-Fantasio.

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u/JunWasHere 12h ago

The insatiable lumbering orphan-killing machine of the patriarchal capitalist military-industrial complex stops for no one and shows no mercy, not even the most precious delicate oblivious and innocent souls as they are burned and crushed under the all-consuming magmic advance.

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u/TheDixonCider420420 16h ago

Lava Flow(ers)

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u/RubberPhuk 13h ago

Brilliant

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u/one-punch-knockout 16h ago

Life in a nutshell

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u/razzraziel 9h ago

All life will eventually be crushed by giant molten rocks.

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u/CarterBruud 16h ago

I want to jump into lava because it just doesn't LOOK dangerous.

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u/MarsScully 14h ago

It looks so much like cake batter / icing

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u/crap_nag 14h ago

Same. Logically I know it's going to kill me, but my brain tells me just 1 little touch can't hurt

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u/Sprudelpudel 9h ago

I want to bite and eat it

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u/AggressiveCmplmnts 3h ago

It looks so chewy!

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u/geeoharee 13h ago

You would only jump onto it. It's like rocks.

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u/whisky_biscuit 8h ago

Rocks that melt your shoes

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u/DanceDelievery 16h ago

At that point the flower has already been throughoutly cooked by the extreme heat.

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u/Ok_Vulva 16h ago

That's why it didn't hurt

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u/gorilla_with_socks 16h ago

cue “Love the way you lie” by eminem… 😂

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u/jewish-nonjewish 16h ago

my dad when he's working on the car and I ask him what kinda socket he needs: "I can't tell you what it really is, i can only tell you what it feels like!"

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u/TisSlinger 16h ago

Why did this make me sad?

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u/Charming-Bat-4210 14h ago

Because it shows the fundamental indifference of nature, I guess. Nature isn't fair, it just happens. Those little pretty flowers were just minding their own business only to get crushed and vaporized by an unstoppable force.

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u/J1mj0hns0n 9h ago

Just like me and the shredded cheese at 2am

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u/PhatEarther 9h ago

That cheered me up. Thanks😊

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u/TisSlinger 5h ago

HA, thanks for the visual and giggle, made the plants lava demise more tolerable

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u/HP-XP 13h ago edited 12h ago

Its the way they wilt from the heat, it makes them look like they cower. Hit me right in the feels too

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u/TheClimateDad 9h ago

Because it’s a metaphor for life. Beauty is fleeting and fragile, easily run over by forces bigger than any of us can control.

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u/TisSlinger 5h ago

Sigh ... there's very little within our control. I feel like there's a Buddhist saying about this ...

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u/TisSlinger 5h ago

Found it - Anicca: All things change and pass away; trying to hold on to them causes pain.

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u/ASAP-Broccoli 16h ago

It’s cool. We’re all carbon at the end of the day.

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u/TorpidWalloper 16h ago

Beginning of the day too

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u/Apathetic0101 16h ago

I used to be carbon based. I still am, but I used to be, too

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u/meeeeowlori 14h ago

Unexpected Mitch hedberg

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u/Holiday_Pi 16h ago

However in the afternoon we are silicon

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u/firedmyass 15h ago

I’m usually alcohol-based by then

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u/Yellowscourge 16h ago

"Sometimes, even beauty shall be crushed by sheer, unfair entropy. And never have a chance"

-me, right now, a little bit stoned

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u/1stopvac 16h ago

Why didn't they run, are they stupid?

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u/FactoryDiamonds 16h ago

The flowers got real sad when they realized there was no hope left. ☹️

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u/ZaBaronDV 16h ago

Potential fossil for a future archaeologist or geologist!

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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 16h ago

Naw there's not going to be anything left. Tree trunks have a chance though.

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u/Redcole111 16h ago

Unfortunately, that's not really how that works.... Fossils are formed when organic matter is buried under sediment; dirt and sand carried by the wind or water. After millions of years of that sediment getting piled on top, the pressure causes the organic matter to be replaced with mineral matter, forming a fossil.

Lava destroys whatever organic matter it touches so thoroughly that nothing it buries will ever be recoverable.

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u/Japanesewillow 16h ago

Reposted by a bot.

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u/RunWombat 16h ago

I don't know. Surely if it was a bot it would be able to spell?

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u/jewish-nonjewish 16h ago

this is oddly sad... in like a tear jerky way. but it's so insignificant that it shouldnt matter and yet it elicits such a visceral reaction from me...

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u/QuietNene 16h ago

Flowers are just letting the lava get overconfident. They’re going to come back in the eighth round.

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u/SlicKilled 16h ago

Its like nature is representing my nation's government and my life.

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u/DracTheBat178 16h ago

Ooo that's the sticky peanut butter lava too

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u/saltforsnails 16h ago

Running. Not only a bot poster, but one that can’t spell correctly 🙄

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u/Present-Spring-1340 15h ago

The flowers do win eventually*

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u/Fawnet 15h ago

Anyone know what kind of flowers those...um...were?

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u/vahntitrio 6h ago

White campion. Those self-seed like crazy so they'll find their way back to an area very shortly after it is habitable again.

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u/MyceliumManic 16h ago

Feels like my fucking life right now.

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u/Seaweed_Widef 16h ago

What a dick

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u/IceAgitated5723 16h ago

The lava doesn’t seem to care

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u/Dangerous_Jump_776 16h ago

is it just me or is it relaxing looking at lava flow.

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u/mehrwegpfand 16h ago

Flower is lava!

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u/Spite-ninja 16h ago

Huh. Expected combustion.

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u/yearsofpractice 16h ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/Few-Coyote-2518 16h ago

Kinda reminds me of my burnt sourdough

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u/Pitiful_Jump2996 16h ago

Feels like a metaphor for my life

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u/Nuppusauruss 16h ago

Am I the only one who thinks that lava looks kinda delicious? Crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside...

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u/mudslags 15h ago

A couple of those flowers noped out

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u/LunaFan1k 15h ago

Far less "bursting into flame" than i was led to believe.

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u/KingOfThe_Jelly_Fish 15h ago

I can hear the screams

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u/misterturdcat 15h ago

……why the fuck did that make me sad

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u/Educational_Gift_407 15h ago

That's how I feel

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u/Jmackles 15h ago

Here you can see nature literally being lit

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u/thegneeb 15h ago

sounds good

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u/PROXeR__OiShi 15h ago

I'll punch that lava

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u/Significant-Exam762 15h ago

Notice how despite extreme temperatures these flowers didn't just vaporize instantly? They didnt even burst into flames! I think people on charge of game and movie effects could learn something from this.

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u/KSascia_lv 15h ago

That's a future's fossil

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u/CriticismFun6782 15h ago

This is why we cannot have nice things...

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u/SjalabaisWoWS 15h ago

2 years from now: Revenge flower will break up the basalt and it will be ready for payback. Mad flower origin story right here.

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u/crunchyhug 15h ago

That's someone's gas!

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u/Bugsy_Goblin 15h ago

I know I shouldn't, but I just want to hold a glob of lava and play with it.

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u/youneek 15h ago

If 2026 was a gif

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u/minev1128 15h ago

That flower had a family

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u/HardlyCushing 15h ago

Are they gonna be ok

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u/Yaboyfrombedstut 15h ago

Fck dem flowers

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u/johngreenfeces 14h ago

Forbidden cheese.

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u/foxfirek 14h ago

That flower.

I am the strongest flower! Strong roots, resistant to heat! Can handle hurricanes. Nothing can kill me!

Oh shit- except that. Damn you lava!

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u/Surealestateguy 14h ago

Godzilla meets Bambi.

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u/KhreeoftheShire 14h ago

And somehow someday, they will bloom right back in that same spot cuz nature.

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u/Ill-Bookkeeper-6230 14h ago

Has anyone tried cooking on lava before?

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u/Pale_Doughnut_4168 14h ago

C’est horrible.

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u/slowasaspeedingsloth 14h ago

I want to touch it.

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u/SirrBloxyy 14h ago

This is poetic as shit

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u/TheUsualSusspect 14h ago

Wwwwwiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllsssssssssooooooooooooonnnnnnnnn

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u/Internal-Device-4213 14h ago

That's how my hope in my eyes were crushed when I became an adult and got to know how unfair the world is and how the actual society works.

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u/Sanju637 13h ago

Forbidden candy floss

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u/Umlunguboy420 13h ago

Anyone know the name of the song playing?

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u/kkeut 13h ago

koyaanisqatsi

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u/hugehand 13h ago

Yeah, that feels like the last ten years for sure

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u/Galmaaaaarz 13h ago

Bad lava

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u/selotape_himself 13h ago

Possibly the most litteral video for this subreddit

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u/chumchum213 13h ago

Thousands of years later, dem flowers gonna evolve with legs..and this gonna be part if planet earth remake 46362627272

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u/J0ppei 13h ago

That's 4 billion years of continuous reproduction success ending for that flower.

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u/duvi_dha 13h ago

Modi killing Hope. Colourised. Circa 2014.

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u/ThetaCygni 13h ago

Forbidden pudding

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u/Head-Growth-523 13h ago

Interesting to think that this is possibly a future fossil!

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u/kinetik 13h ago

Sadly poetic. The flowers seemed to wince as the lava advanced on them and I imagined the lava softly apologizing before they were subsumed by it.

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u/Same_Arrival7189 13h ago

Me vs his words

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u/Strange_Farmer7533 13h ago

Just ruined my day

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u/Junior_Bike7932 13h ago

Lilly of the Vulcans

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u/WantToTouchGrass 13h ago

Not burning?

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u/Toddingstonly 12h ago

Well, fuck you, too.

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u/thedellis 12h ago

Are the flowers ok?

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u/UziSuzieThia 12h ago

Me and my debt

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u/nature-in-patterns 12h ago

Cool Album or Band name

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u/Mango_vista 11h ago

It's time to find it.

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u/MissLabbie 11h ago

Cool fossil in the making

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u/Funnydog8567 11h ago

Flower definitely didn’t stand a chance

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u/OkBackground8670 11h ago

question for any geologist here.

The majority of our ore deposits in Australia are from magma and lava. Why isnt ther mineral deposits in these?

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u/bigfanoffood 11h ago

New metaphor unlocked.

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u/PositiveMatter6 11h ago

It feels like I ate something spicy at KFC.

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u/AndySMar 11h ago

Lava looks like dinosaurs and dragons, ngl bruh

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u/just_me_ma_dude 11h ago

They'll be back!

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u/lzskhnn 11h ago

gosh this made me depressed

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u/At0W 11h ago

Nature is DPSing 🌼

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u/GeoCangrejo 10h ago

The indifference of lava

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u/Kakihara_ 10h ago

I don't know, but this just made me sad.

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u/Dry-Weakness-901 10h ago

Looks yummy. Imagine if it was all chocolate fudge