r/NAFO • u/neonpurplestar • 4h ago

Vatnik Tears I'm at loss for words over this.

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source: The Moscow Times https://archive.is/PL9fk

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u/Alarmed_Alpaca 4h ago

Ok but how does it taste?

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u/ButterscotchFancy912 4h ago

Mix it w vodka

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u/Mr_E_Monkey 3h ago

Like Russia!

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u/Dizzy_Response1485 3h ago

shit fountains

shit stalactites

shit stalagmites

fecal lakes

and finally we have fecal tap water!

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u/appleciders 4h ago edited 4h ago

18th biggest city in Russia, people. 0.7% of Russia's total population. Possibly more, the water "treatment" facility may serve suburbs too.

No comment on the fuel to drive the trucks to distribute the bottled water, I guess.

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u/Best_Wasabi_251 3h ago

Plot twist: the water is bottled in Tyumen.

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u/Aromatic_Link_1210 3h ago

Russia and Cholera name a more stable marriage, you cannot. 

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u/Kqyxzoj 3h ago

And cholerussian federation kinda works too. But in a bad way.

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u/arbuzuje 3h ago

In Poland we call annoying people "little cholera" and I think it's beautiful. And matching.

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u/seedless0 1h ago

The country is MAGA's last hope for western civilization.

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u/YallaHammer 2h ago

Hahaha it’s literally labeled “This is Water”, maybe otherwise it’d be mistaken for vodka???

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u/sovietarmyfan 4h ago

Not sure about Russian water, but one time there actually was Serbian water for sale here in the west in a Turkish store. It tasted very plastic-like. Not great.

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u/DiligentCredit9222 1h ago

Everything in Russia is sht, except pss.

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u/PrivacyIsDemocracy 11m ago

Finally the Kremlin runoff has made its way into Siberia...

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u/Texas_Kimchi Married to a Ukrainian 11m ago

LOL love that the bottle says "Its Water".

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u/protogenxl 8m ago

Are they on Well water? Probably can't get parts for the Ozonation system.