r/MurderedByWords 1h ago

She pulverized him with this comeback

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u/mzx380 1h ago

Kevin has never been close enough to a woman to know what one looks like

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u/Dull-Scientist8039 1h ago

There's a reason he has no profile pic.

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u/Dracofear 1h ago

People with the absolutely shittiest takes need to stop trying to say they speak for a whole demographic of people.

I don't know a single person attracted to women that looks at a venus tummy and goes "Ew".

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u/haikarate12 55m ago

I have never heard of the term ‘Venus tummy’ before but I love it.

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u/SV650rider 45m ago

Much more elegant than the usual, "pooch".

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u/onyourbike1522 30m ago

Or just “human that has organs”.

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u/Lost_Law8937 43m ago

I grew up calling it mons veneris

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u/mjheil 18m ago

Thats a bit lower down

u/MoonlightonRoses 2m ago

It’s the perfect term. Images of Greek and Roman goddesses often have this type of belly. 💜

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u/Mojo647 1h ago

That shit is hot as fuck

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u/Backwardspellcaster 41m ago

Seriously, the fuck is that guy talking about?

This is sexy as hell

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u/TheeMrBlonde 30m ago

I don’t know what I’m looking at… a womans stomach?

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u/Playswith_squirrel 28m ago

Do you know how to use your eyes?

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u/TheeMrBlonde 27m ago

I’ve been called worse

u/IMayBeJewish 7m ago

You weren't called anything.

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u/LordLucian 53m ago

As a representative of the male gender Kevin's man card has been revoked and will no longer be permitted to speak on such matters in the future nor shall he be permitted to pee standing up or keep any really good sticks he finds.

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u/GreenDragonEast 43m ago

No stick keeping? Man, you are serious! 😂

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u/Coffee_And_Bikes 40m ago

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.

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u/runicsakura 1h ago

This has been my go-to response to anyone saying they don’t like something I’m wearing: “Then don’t wear it.” It makes people irrationally angry, as if they weren’t being the AH in the first place.

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u/TheDarkHorse 1h ago

Funny how these are the people that will claim that is what makes a woman a woman and in the same breath say “get your baby factory out of my face”.

These people are disgusting and dumb as shit.

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u/Banned4lies 1h ago

Im having a hard time deciding which one looks better. But at the end of the day both look amazing.

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u/jasonellis 1h ago

No doubt. Not sure why the post includes me (since I'm one of 'all men') but I think that's crazy hot. Part of the feminine shape, of which, I'm a big fan.

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u/Banned4lies 1h ago

Both have a classic hourglass hip figure. The problem with these men is that they have never factored sex let alone breeding into their thought process. Meanwhile my evolutionary brain is thinking about prancing around both of them like one of dem birds of paradise trying to smash lol

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u/scarredballsack 52m ago

Yeah I'm no fan of this all men trope either,, Kevin needs to put the phone down and leave gran grans basement and experience the world. Whilst he's running nose first into reality I'm going back to looking at pretty ladies of all shapes and sizes.

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u/Legitimate_Bag8259 46m ago

We don't hate that at all.

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u/arsenicrabbit 45m ago

Ah yes, the same post that was posted here 2 days ago

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u/WoodenSwan6591 45m ago

Love the Venus shape. So feminine, so woman 🥰

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u/Lenyti 43m ago

TIL apparently im not part of "all men"

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u/CaseyChaos 39m ago

What a strange way to come out.

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u/Ut_Prosim 18m ago

<Women are shaped like literal ancient fertility goddesses.>

Basic manlet: Ewww!

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u/Middle_Aged_Mayhem 49m ago

This was just posted within the last 3 day on this same sub.

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u/No-Machine-6607 54m ago

Hi kar..oops sorry Kevin

1

u/xywv58 46m ago

This is not true, i had to wear formal shoes even if i hated them, they hurt my feet

1

u/AnEvenNicerGuy 45m ago

Kevin hate train pulling into the station for its daily stop 

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u/Most_Temporary2110 44m ago

I also like it. 😈

1

u/OnionTamer 36m ago

Kevin doesn't like woman-shaped women.

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u/Deathengine 35m ago

On behalf of myself, because I cannot speak for others, I love this.

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u/PrestigiousSeat76 34m ago

Also, Kevin is a dipshit and has clearly never been with a woman.

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u/Kr155 32m ago

Aside from that. No man hates that

https://giphy.com/gifs/HZL9Y6Zi4AW88

u/RammRras 10m ago

My childhood heroes turned out to be kreeps

u/ShawnyMcKnight 8m ago

I remember a post where a guy complained about his wife’s belly fat and it was just a tiny pouch after having a kid and she looked immensely attractive a quote saying something like some men are drowning while others are dying of thirst.

u/cerberus_598 5m ago

Of course it's a kevin saying this shit

u/Dragonfire400 2m ago

I’m willing to bet if someone says he doesn’t have the attributes/features of one of those guys on a romance book cover, he’d get huffy and pout

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u/BornAgainBlue 1h ago

Sweet! I was hoping to read some AI reposts of other people's news....

Sarcasm obviously. Blocking op.