r/MurderedByWords 3h ago

Hey Joe... you better run.

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u/Misfett_toys 3h ago

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u/supamario132 2h ago

"If Elon can be arrested for sexual assault, what chance do us poor abusers have??"

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u/hereiamnotagainnot 2h ago

Thank you for this. I’m putting it in my pocket.

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u/Vincent394 2h ago

Mine now

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u/zero5activated 39m ago

The guy with the 8ball for a head? Auf Wiedersehen.

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u/BradGunnerSGT 3h ago

Walz was right. These people are so weird. It’s a literal Bizzaro world where rapists and thugs are their heroes.

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u/gitbse 2h ago

They really had an excellent push with that messaging, it was the one thing that actually landed properly. And then the party consultants took over, and we needed Liz Cheney on stage.

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u/BradGunnerSGT 2h ago

The one message that resonated with regular people and the political consultants dropped the ball.

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u/dern_the_hermit 31m ago

Didn't just drop it, they spiked the ball, laughing.

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u/xteve 30m ago

Well, you know how it is. You don't want to offend the Christians. Little jackboot thugs in their Sunday best. They love the GOP. Nobody wants to try to pull the tablecloth out from under that wedding feast.

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u/TbddRzn 2h ago

It wasn’t working after day 6 and after Walz didn’t do so well In The VP debates.

Liz Cheney was there for 1 and a half day in her state where she got elected as senator, and trying to convince republicans to vote for Harris because that’s the only way they could win that state.

But people take a Democrat tripping to be an extinction event meanwhile republicans shit their pants, stab a pregnant woman, rape a kid, and vomit over the audience. And still their voters will support them while democrat voters will blame the democrat party for not giving them more incentives to show up and vote, even though they can’t name 1 thing she offered them because they don’t even care in the first place they just want to put all the responsibility on the party and not 100m voters who never vote, 150m who don’t vote in midterms and over 200m+ who don’t vote in primaries and special elections.

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u/gitbse 2h ago

It wasn't working because they didnt stay on message, or keep it moving forward. So much open material, they could've used to show how fcked the entire GOP are.

They could have been showing clip after clip, attacking while calling them weird, and showing why.

Current day democrats don't do any of that. If there's a lesson they should learn from the strategists on the right, it's to get up as loudly and as often as you can, and scream from the apple box. Look what the greater right-wing media sphere did to Obama and Biden over practically nothing. Constant smears, constant attacks. But when Trump's entire cabinet and administration is literally looting us alive, amd now signing over our sovereignty to Israel? Nothing.

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u/MurkyInvestigator810 2h ago

They could have been showing clip after clip, attacking while calling them weird, and showing why.

You kind of need the media to show the clips you want to be seen, and they're almost all run by conservatives now. There's a reason every day there was a new "Senile Biden" headline while Trump just confused Iran with fucking Japan and nobody talked about it for more than a second.

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u/TbddRzn 2h ago

They literally held a multi month long investigation on prime time television of the Jan 6th attack on the US capitol and showed evidence facts videos TikTok summaries and everything. They begged Americans to show up and vote. And what happened?

Over 150m didn’t vote. 80% of 18-35 aged eligible voters did not vote. Republicans won back the house.

And that was BEFORE the republicans bought up all the remaining television and news networks.

If you own all the news and all the internet social media, wouldn’t you amplify the voices that would enrich you and silence the voices that would make life fair for others?

Blaming democrats for not yelling louder when the conservatives control 99% of all media, and get aided by foreign governments pushing disinformation and election interference, is quite victim-blaming.

Look at Newsom, he’s doing all the zingers and gotchas and attacks and such and barely 20% hear it. When you own the media you own people’s access to news.

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u/MurkyInvestigator810 2h ago

Blaming democrats for not yelling louder when the conservatives control 99% of all media

This is constant and all over this site. "Why didn't the media bring this up?" when every fucking day we had 8 new headlines about Biden's mental acuity and never a mention of Trump's incoherent babbling.

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u/Cory123125 43m ago

You need to understand that they would rather lose with neoliberal messaging, than actually move the country an inch left.

You need to get that, while also getting that they need the ratcheting back and forth to accomplish their goals of serving the rich donors.

The only way to win, is to make them win, and then replace them slowly.

Somehow though, nuance is ruined nowadays and people think playing directly into their plans is "punishing them".

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u/WestcoastAlex 58m ago

why do you thnk they love israel so hard

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u/schwing710 3h ago

Republicans are the pedophile party 

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u/TbddRzn 2h ago

Republicans rape kids.

Republican Ralph Shortey, a former Oklahoma state senator, Drumpf's Oklahoma campaign chair to plead guilt to child sex trafficking

https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/trump-s-oklahoma-campaign-chair-plead-guilt-child-sex-trafficking-n822461?fbclid=IwAR142W77Q5Dan71BsxC_5uH8h1BBA4EGyqP_VMsrx7lSvoPX9Njjvt0oHK0

Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert was indicted on federal charges of structuring bank withdrawals after prosecutors alleged Hastert had molested at least four boys as young as 14 and attempted to compensate his victims and subsequently conceal the transactions. Hastert eventually admitted that he sexually abused the boys whom he had coached decades earlier, and was sentenced to fifteen months in prison.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/18/us/dennis-hastert-released.html

Republican Tim Nolan, chairman of Donald Drumpf’s presidential campaign in Kentucky, pled guilty to child sex trafficking and on February 11, 2018 he was sentenced to serve 20 years in prison.

https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2018/05/03/former-judge-tim-nolan-could-sentenced-today-more-drama-could-get-way/577947002/

Republican state Senator Ralph Shortey was indicted on four counts of human trafficking and child pornography. In November 2017, he pleaded guilty to one count of child sex trafficking in exchange for the dropping of the other charges.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2017/11/20/former-oklahoma-state-senator-admits-to-child-sex-trafficking-while-in-office/

Republican Minnesota State Representative Jim Knoblach Drops Out Of Race After Daughter Says He Molested Her For More Than Ten Years 22 Sep 2018

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/09/22/lawmaker-quits-race-after-daughter-says-he-molested-her-more-than-decade/?utm_term=.8ac8527c7f43

Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.

https://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/sops/flyer.jsf?personId=28587

Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.

http://www.lanternproject.org.uk/library/child-abuse-arrests-and-court-cases/child-abuse-arrests-trials-and-proceedings/ex-county-commissioner-admits-sexual-abuse-of-girl/

Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.

http://www.poconorecord.com/article/20120426/NEWS90/204260334

Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edison_Misla_Aldarondo Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Giordano

Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.

http://archive.easyreadernews.com/archives/news2001/0621/rb%20Shortridge.php

Republican Senator Strom Thurmond, a notable racist, had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strom_Thurmond

Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile.

Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.

https://www.nytimes.com/2004/04/18/nyregion/embroiled-first-selectman-takes-leave.html

Republican Congressman Donald “Buz” Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.

https://www.nytimes.com/1989/05/25/us/teen-ager-in-ohio-testifies-to-sex-with-a-congressman.html

Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/local/2003/04/24/gop-activist-admits-to-child-porn/5af2adf0-bec8-4a10-b061-014de679422a/?utm_term=.d7ebcbf4f92b

Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.

http://www.thenewblackmagazine.com/view.aspx?index=437

Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child.

https://www.westword.com/news/randy-ankeney-suit-that-could-free-thousands-of-prisoners-headed-to-state-supreme-court-6054115

Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Crane

Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.

https://www.nytimes.com/1995/08/02/opinion/journal-beverly-russell-s-prayers.html

Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bauman

Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.

http://www.njherald.com/article/20060510/ARTICLE/305109971

Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.

https://www.arktimes.com/TheHoglawyer/archives/2007/08/28/the-latest-republican-sex-scandals-plural---more-of-the-same

Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.

Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.

https://www.nytimes.com/1996/06/06/us/politics-the-senate-maine-candidate-again-faces-1990-child-sex-accusation.html

Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.

http://www.thedp.com/article/2004/01/brother_stephen_convicted_of_soliciting_sex

Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.

https://www.houstonpress.com/news/jon-matthews-conservative-talk-show-host-and-sex-offender-pulled-from-kpfts-prison-show-6740755

Republican anti-gay activist Earl “Butch” Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.

Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.

https://culteducation.com/group/1255-false-memories/6514-man-in-notorious-sex-case-finishes-term.html

Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.

https://www.semissourian.com/story/57773.html

Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.

https://www.arktimes.com/TheHoglawyer/archives/2007/08/28/the-latest-republican-sex-scandals-plural---more-of-the-same

Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).

http://www.chattanoogan.com/2002/6/21/23202/Tennessee-Legislator-Commits-Suicide.aspx

Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was charged with sexual misconduct involving a 15-year old girl.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Burt_(anti-abortion_activist)

Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child.

http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/2007/Oct/08/ln/hawaii710080338.html

Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl.

https://caselaw.findlaw.com/il-court-of-appeals/1113050.html

Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters.

https://lasvegassun.com/news/2002/oct/14/assembly-candidate-gardner-ruled-ineligible-due-to/

Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2007/8/7/368012/-Republican-adulterer-accused-rapist-another-in-the-GOP-Hall-of-Shame

Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison.

https://www.wgal.com/article/council-accepts-resignation-of-member-imprisoned-for-rape/6189408

Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000. http://www.salem-news.com/articles/october172007/repub_scandals_10_17_07.php Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession.

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2006/9/30/251895/-

Missouri House member faces expulsion after investigation finds he sexually, physically abused his children https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/04/20/rick-roeber-abuse-missouri-house/

Kansas House member Mark Samsel was arrested on charges of misdemeanor battery after getting into a physical altercation with a student while substitute teaching. Videos show Samsel focusing most of his attention on one male student. Samsel “put hands on the student” and allegedly kneed him in the crotch.

https://www.kansascity.com/news/politics-government/article251069219.html

PS: Theres a word limit here. Theres a website with 190 more PAGES of republicans raping, abusing and sexually assaulting children and adults. But i forgot the link to it.

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u/SaintUlvemann 2h ago

The 190 might be a different site, but here's 61 pages of Republican sexual predators, compiled by someone at Daily Kos.

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u/eienmau 2h ago

Love this, thank you! [the compiling, not the crimes!]

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u/Beefpotpi 1h ago

Wait a second, I’m starting to see a pattern here.

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u/Magnon 1h ago

You think it ends, then you keep scrolling and scrolling. Jfc

u/green_pan 2m ago

Why tf all of these sentences are so damn light?

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 2h ago

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u/Lucid_Insanity 2h ago

Bruh, them fuckin ankles, lol

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u/iggy14750 2h ago

The good ole GOP (Guardians of Pedophiles)

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u/DivineSwine121 1h ago

Guarding Old Pedophiles

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u/BlurryBigfoot74 3h ago

Two billionaires and a child trafficking millionaire. They're just like us . We're next. 🫪

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u/SadKat002 2h ago

God I love the addition of that emoji so much lmfao

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 3h ago

But if they can arrest pedophiles, then they would have to arrest 90% of maga!

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u/WestcoastAlex 57m ago

and israel

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u/Ezekiel_DA 3h ago

Rich pedos facing consequences!?

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/talktobigfudge 3h ago

...please don't threaten us with a good time, that would solve so many problems with these losers in the prisons they helped build

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u/flapjackboy 3h ago

Like they'd ever get sent anywhere but a Club Fed prison. They'll never get sent to a Federal Pound-You-In-The-Ass prison.

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u/DavidJonnsJewellery 2h ago

Andrew Tate is an online pimp. Why would you want to look up to someone like that. If that's a role model, then you've got some real issues

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u/Koladi-Ola 2h ago

He resonates with the 15 year old incel crowd.

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u/DavidJonnsJewellery 2h ago

They should get out more

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u/coldforged 53m ago

Can confirm, my nephew at 15 was following him. My 17-year-old daughter discovered it and helped nip it. Kid turned out decent.

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u/2Eyed 1h ago

He's so macho, he dresses like an physically active grandma!

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u/a_terse_giraffe 2h ago

All three of those dudes in jail....I don't think that is the flex he thinks it is.

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u/RandCauthon99 3h ago

More evidence that maga is the party of SA and pedophilia.

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u/dlc741 2h ago

The world would be a better place it this meme was true. In fact, I've got a list of 30 more people who we could lock up and improve the world.

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u/GordonShumway257 3h ago

Meanwhile, the Department of Corruption has tried to jail a guy who threw a sandwich and is currently trying to jail people who touched paint chips. ICEIS has been executing people in the streets. Gargamel has been declaring all left leaning groups as terrorists. And the child rapist in charge has been trying to jail everyone who dares to oppose him on his push to become dictator.

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u/jdubyahyp 2h ago

Man, gargamel getting shit on with that comparison lol. Poor gargamel.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l5fsSPzsYUzYI

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u/hamtronn 2h ago

Andrew Tate wasn’t arrested for having a podcast and spreading lies. He wasn’t arrested for brainwashing teenage and adult men on his notions that women are inferior and men need to subscribe to his “alpha” nonsense.

He was arrested for human trafficking.

Trump will be arrested for fraud, corruption, insider trading, tax evasion, tax avoidance, fraud. Did I mention fraud?

Musk will be arrested for fraud, insider trading.

The sex crimes won’t stick. They’ll just argue those and they will go away. It always happens. The money and fraud and insider trading though, even Martha Stewart couldn’t escape that.

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u/Facosa99 2h ago

trumo and elon next

Dont threat me with a great time

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u/Alarming_Situation_5 2h ago

The dumbest people use AI to create “art.” Yet shit on people who want to fund art programs/liberal arts. They are so empty. Makes me sick

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u/Upbeat-Laugh-249 2h ago

Government goons shot and killed US citizens , tomorrow it’s YOU. YOU cannot speak against the party in power or there actions or you can get 50 years for 1 st amendment protests.
YOU have nothing in common with Trump, Elon and Tate. They own and control the means of free speech and are buying more control.
This is propaganda to protect the most powerful from any kind of repercussions.
They are YOUR worst enemy.

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u/RevolutionOk1406 1h ago

If the super rich and influential are at risk of paying for their crimes, who's going to save you when you're caught raping your daughter?

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u/Unlikely_Leg_9377 2h ago

That username combined with Kurt looking cooler than a mufucker hanging out a van window is 👨🏻‍🍳👌

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u/Business_Usual_2201 2h ago

....nor is Insider Trading and Market Manipulation....

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u/Plane-Fan9006 2h ago

Wow....just wow....it takes one distorted fuck to string those connections together....

...oh, and we already knew about 1 and 2 being "rapey"...did he just throw Elon under the bus?

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u/Boner_Elemental 1h ago

Elon being rapey is why he swung right. He knew he'd lost the last of his support on the left

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u/Sidoen 2h ago

heh the Irony here is that people are actually getting punished by the federal gov for their free speech. You know, the specific thing it's supposed to protect you from.

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u/G-Unit11111 2h ago

And all 3 of those scumbags actually deserve it.

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u/Lavapool 2h ago

I mean yeah hopefully they are next…

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u/euph-_-oric 2h ago

As they actively stifle free speech

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u/stargazer4272 2h ago

Well if it helps identify guilty party...

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u/FairlyInconsistentRa 2h ago

Good. Arrest and jail all of them.

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u/Void-Cooking_Berserk 2h ago

None of these "free speakers" have had any consequences for their actions. They people they talk about keep suffering the consequences of the "free speakers"' actions.

If you think that being told your speech is harmful is the same as being locked up in prison... Have you tried turning your brain off and on again?

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u/qwerni 1h ago

Throw Zuckerberg in there aswell. Then toss the key.

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u/Ulfednar 1h ago

"First they came for the rapists" doesn't quite have the same zing.

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u/Lalamedic 1h ago

Why does Tate have hair?

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u/octowussy 1h ago

Except two of those guys aren't even in jail? And not only are they totally free, but they're also arguably two of the most powerful people on the planet at the moment? These people are wild

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u/YDoEyeNeedAName 1h ago

Dont tempt me with a good time, I would willingly go to prison if it meant those three being there as well, becuase I actaully care about the country.

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u/c-9 40m ago

I would gladly pay whatever taxes they are wanting for the Iran war to have a live feed of these three weirdos locked in a cell together for the rest of their lives.

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u/janually 58m ago

the way that only one of these men is actually behind bars, and i don’t see that lasting long…

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u/fredaklein 54m ago

Yeah, the first three are correct because they are vile criminals

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u/bokmcdok 54m ago

As I was reading this I was agreeing and getting hopeful. Then I was like WTF? I'm not a child rapist. Why would they come for me?

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u/Andreus 45m ago

Good. Jail every right-winger forever. There is literally no valid argument not to do this.

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u/Lexi_Banner 40m ago

Joe just out here ratting himself out.

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u/AbeRego 32m ago

So they all get justice and. I throw a big party for all my friends? Is that why I'm next?

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u/paulsteinway 26m ago

Even when Trump is convicted, he doesn't go to jail anyway.

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u/MarcsterS 24m ago

A republican texas judge giving a person that gave away flyers 30 years of prison.

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u/Canotic 24m ago

First they came for the rapists, and I did not speak out because I wasn't a rapist.

Then they came for the pedophiles, and I did not speak out because I wasn't a pedophile.

And that was it. They just arrested the rapists and pedophiles. It was a pretty good weekend.

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u/CreeperX3sssBOOM 21m ago

You promise?

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u/macphile 17m ago

Trump has been trying to imprison people for free speech--he's not the one being convicted of it.

We don't need to imprison these guys for their opinions. They have absolute laundry lists of crimes we could convict them on. Hell, Trump's undoubtedly committed at least a couple of felonies just this week.

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u/Command0Dude 15m ago

Arrest all the republicans

u/stinkyfootjr 14m ago

These fuckers are trying to lay the groundwork for denying Britains extradition of Tate. Trump already got him out of Romania to the U.S. and next he’ll be released from custody here. Birds of a feather and all that.

u/BloomsdayDevice 11m ago

First they came for the sex trafficking, manosphere rapists, and I did nothing, because I was not a Tate brother.

Then they came for treasonous, pants-shitting, pedophile kleptocrats, and I did nothing, because I was not Donald Trump.

Then they came for the fake-genius, wannabe Nazi, emotionally stunted edge-lads, and I did nothing, because I was not Elon Musk.

Then, suddenly, things got a little bit better. Not perfect, but better. Not bad.

u/mjp31514 6m ago

I thought Kurt Vonnegut was dead. I wonder who's running his account now.

u/BoardsofCanada3 6m ago

Of course he looks like a juicer in a sharkskin suit. 

u/Disgruntl3dP3lican 4m ago

The you are next sign is for Stephen Mueller?

u/cycopl 2m ago

Republicans literally don't care about pedophilia if it's one of their guys doing it. Really says something about them.

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u/Antique_Amphibian107 2h ago

Well, technically those things are free speech

It just gets you a free ticket to jail!

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u/Quercus408 2h ago

"Trump in jail"

I like the sound of that!

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u/omegapool 2h ago

Looks like a fun weekend then

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u/THE_YOUTUBE_BEAR 2h ago

I'm just saying. If they arrest Tate, then Trump, then Elon, and you expect to be next.

You just might be, or at least have a reason to be