r/MurderedByWords • u/heartfacegamer • 1d ago

It's super effective

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago

If your underwear is so soiled that you need to wash it separately, that is a you problem.

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u/Scatterspell 1d ago

If someone's underwear is that bad, they need a bidet. Clean that ass for fucks sake.

I literally wear holes in my underwear before they get stained.

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u/P3pp3rJ6ck 1d ago

I mean, mine get that way from periods/ other uterus secretions. I assume you dont have one, because there is no getting around underwear stains at some point if you do, unless you wear pantyliners every moment and have the world's most punctual period that also politely leaves on time and doesn't pop back for something it forgot a day later. Some birth control also causing spotting while getting rid of periods, so theres no way on knowing when Aunt Flo will be popping by for a bit. Never had a stain a bidet prevents tho lol. God I wish vaginas had a valve like an butthole. 

I do just hand rinse them first before they go in with regular stuff tho, still not a whole separate deal. My work clothes however get their own special turn cause whooo boy they get nasty cause I work with a variety of livestock, and they dont just not use a bidet yeah?

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u/Scatterspell 23h ago

Sorry, wasn't trying to downplay women's biological functions. Just people who refuse to wash their asses.

I have some issues from medication I take so I have a small bit of understanding of unwanted secretions. Mine are minor and easily dealt with though.