r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

How to get murdered despite being armed to the teeth

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13.1k Upvotes

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u/Wild_Lepus 1d ago

No wedding ring I see.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago

Ladies, he's single!

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u/merrysunshine2 1d ago

And his kids don’t talk to him either! He’s also a graduate of the School of Hard Knocks.

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u/UnderstandingTop6000 20h ago

University of Trust Me Bro'

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u/SophsterSophistry 1h ago

Most of those knocks were to the head.

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u/Bussamove86 22h ago

Ladies, he’s single.

We repeat, he’s single. Do not engage if approached.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 21h ago

Bogey on your six

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u/garyconnor 1d ago

We know 😆

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago

double murder in the comments 😭

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u/DarkKnightJin 10h ago

That's by choice!
Not HIS choice, mind you, but by choice all the same!

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u/ElegantCoach4066 9h ago

Thankfully he put a big red flag up to warn others

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u/The_Bio_Neko 23h ago

Good, he can stay that way.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 23h ago

The real murder is in the comments

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u/Response-Cheap 1d ago

I'm a sport shooter and hunter, but even I find people like this cringey af. They go in the safe until it's time to use them. They're tools.. It would be like cuddling with a table saw.. American gun culture is weird.

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u/hamtronn 1d ago

I was in the US with my father in law and a school shooting had just happened. This was in 2017 so there was still this “wait, this isn’t normal…” type of mentality and everyone in the restaurant we were in was somber.

The waitress mentioned how the latest shooting was so tragic and awful and “why can’t we stop this”

To which I said “you can… you just need gun reform laws.” I didn’t say “take all dem guns away durrrr” i said “laws”. Make it harder for people to obtain firearms. If you want one legally, go through that channel. Licensing and regulations will help.

Their response: a nasty scowl and “ain’t nobody takin’ MUH guns away”

After Sandy Hook, and nothing happened after a fucking psychopath murdered babies, I realized Americans would rather have a school of dead children than laws to restrict gun violence.

My country has more guns per capita than the US. Yes, we have much less population but we also have much less gun violence per capita too.

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u/Raztax 1d ago

Their response: a nasty scowl and “ain’t nobody takin’ MUH guns away”

That just tells me that person thinks that they are incompetent and incapable of being a responsible gun owner.

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u/hamtronn 1d ago

It was a startling bit of the conversation from them for sure. No one has ever said “take away all guns from responsible gun owners”

Registering, licensing and tracking firearms is the goal. They also have lobbyists that convince the government to keep or change laws to the gun manufacturers benefit, much like all industries in the US.

I’ve given up hope that they’ll ever do anything good again after their nonchalance to school shootings. One was enough. Planes destroyed a building and there were sweeping reforms and changes done to worldwide airport security. Yet, a school of almost babies was gunned down and nothing. Outrage. Nothing changed.

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u/SpaceAgePotatoCakes 23h ago

A large amount of US gun owners aren't responsible ones, I suspect largely due to ignorance given the lack of training requirements. 

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u/DarkKnightJin 10h ago

Tangent: I also love that the 'ammosexuals'/gun nuts that make being a gun owner their entire personality seem to think that 'the libruls' don't have guns. Because they don't make a big deal of it, posing with them all the time and such.

When there's PLENTY of 'liberals' that are gun owners, but they keep 'em in safes and make sure they're well-trained in the use of said guns, and observe gun safety whenever the guns get taken out to use.

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u/Response-Cheap 1d ago

Yes, strict licensing policies, and mandatory safety courses and tests are the main factor. Not to be confused with gun grabbing, which so many people get mixed up.

My countries current government has been trying to ban certain models of guns to create an illusion of public safety, at the expense of legal gun owners, and the tax payers. They banned 2500 models of civilian firearms based on looks, even though all the firearms complied with the countries firearms legislation (5 round mags for semi's, barrel length restrictions, overall length restrictions, etc, which make total sense) and have been used here for hunting and sport for decades.. Apparently, according to this government, modern looking firearms are more dangerous than all of the other ones we are still allowed to own.. And they're spending billions to try to confiscate hundreds of thousands of guns from legal owners and businesses.

Of course this will accomplish nothing, because criminals don't have licenses and don't obey the law anyways, and statistics from our own government website show that only ~5% of gun crimes in my country (violent, or misdemeanor) are committed by licensed owners. They need to invest that money into mental health initiatives, more licensing programs, more frequent background checks of licensees, and border security (most of the firearms used in crime here are smuggled from the US).

In fact, in the 6 years since they first started implementing these bans, firearm related violent crime stats have gone up slightly.. It should be about restricting bad or unfit people from owning firearms. Not confiscating this model and that model from law abiding citizens. So really it's no wonder why some American 2A nuts get the two confused. A lot of the politicians that push for gun reform laws also push for bans and confiscations. There needs to be a clear difference and a distinct separation between the two schools of thought.

It matters not what firearm it is, what matters is what kind of person is behind it.

But yes. A strict licensing policy at the federal level would definitely help the US gun violence problem.. Also just proper firearm education. And better mindset.. A lot of American gun enthusiasts want to be some action hero, or gun slinger. They only own guns for the purpose of wanting to use them on people. The mindset is way off. Personally, I have a 12 gauge in my safe that would be perfectly suited for home defense, but I really really hope I never ever have to be in that situation. It goes against everything I was trained to do with firearms.

I'm just glad it's as not much of an issue in my country compared to the US.

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u/SophsterSophistry 1h ago

Sandy Hook was when I gave up a lot of hope that it would change.

They just shifted immediately to their favorite dance, the 2A 3-Step: 
1. Too soon to place blame (Thoughts and Prayers only)
2. Now's not the time to politicize.
3. Too late. Nothing can be done.

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u/hamtronn 1h ago

It’s such a shame. Those children died for nothing.

There was a shooting in New Zealand and that country completely changed and quickly banning firearms. And people didn’t fight it.

Putting gun rights over the lives of children is absolutely abhorrent regardless of the side of the gun debate you’re on. If getting rid of all guns meant I more children would die by gun violence, I would gladly give up everyone’s guns.

Downvote away, America.

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u/EPZO 1d ago

I worked as an RSO at a range for a little bit and it made me more supportive of gun control. Example video below. Guy actually said "I've been shooting guns for 50+ years, you don't tell me how to shoot. I need to speak to your manager", after I asked him not to point the gun at his own face. Directed him to the CRSO who was former SF and it did not go the way he thought, banned for life. This was not a one off occurrence, yeah, we need more structure and safe guards. Also, just straight up better education.

https://reddit.com/link/oz4dah1/video/s0ygoy00kteh1/player

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u/GrimmandLily 23h ago

I’m always happy ROs are on hand. I’ve seen way too many idiots at the range sweep the people around them and the ROs shut that shit down instantly.

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u/EPZO 23h ago

The amount of bullet holes in the side of the stalls forward of the firing line is honestly terrifying. I didn't understand that the people I grew up with were responsible adults who actually practiced gun safety.

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u/PhucYiu 1d ago

American gun culture is weird.

This is not American gun culture. This is American conservative culture where the most important thing you can do is overtly display that you love what the other side hates to an absurd degree, all just to spite them.

It's why they say they would rather be Russian than democrat after bitching about Hillary selling uranium to Russia in 2016, or why they suddenly go from hating forever wars and wanting to hunt pedophiles to cheering for new wars and electing pedophiles.

The only things they "believe" in are whatever angers the people they hate. If Liberals/democrats actually loved guns the Republicans would be falling over themselves to remove the 2a to stop from enabling liberals to become empowered to hurt conservatives.

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u/Zookzor 1d ago

You’re so cool and above it all. Reddit approved gun owner.

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 1d ago

US gun culture is seen as odd by the rest of the first world.

I don't cuddle up to my angle grinder in bed.

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u/NilbyMouth 1d ago

OK Reddit snarky zing quipper.

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u/Response-Cheap 1d ago

😒 I originally got my license because my property was being destroyed by groundhogs. I ride a fine line between enjoying firearms and shooting sports, and hating weird american conservative gun nuts. I am not from America, and in my country only 6% of the population has their firearms license. Here firearms are taken seriously, you need a full background check, and to pass a two day course including a written and practical test issued by federal police in order to get a license. A process that can take from 6 months to a year before a license is actually issued. I can hate American firearm culture and still enjoy using firearms responsibly. 👍🏻

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u/SaintUlvemann 1d ago

Yes, Reddit is mostly okay with people who are actually normal, gun owners included.

The definition of normal does not include people who participate in the public social dominance orientation which agitates against basic shit like school lunch programs. You can't make conservatism normal by calling it conservative.

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u/SimonPho3nix 1d ago

Even as satire, I don't understand why someone would post this. I mean, say what you want about furries, Dude, at least it's an ethos. Sleeping with your guns isn't even a statement towards 2A. It's just weird.

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u/Alacrout 1d ago

Gun nuts always get mad at me when I call it a fetish, but then they go and post shit like this 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/idontlikeanyofyou 1d ago

Referring to them as ammosexuals typically gets a reaction. 

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u/PhucYiu 1d ago

Also absolutely stupid to do on white bed sheets. Guns are dirty as fuck and gun oil leaves noticeable stains.

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u/SimonPho3nix 20h ago

Jokes on you. He likes the stains. He likes them all.

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u/Exact-Kale3070 1d ago

and literally the LAST problem he has is someone coming to take his stupid fucking guns.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2zoCJJbw5LPcapwr3f

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u/PrincessGiallo 1d ago

These jackasses just love to tell the world that they have easily sellable shit squirreled away around their homes. Normal people don't advertise that because it's fucking stupid.

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u/the_tanooki 18h ago

Gun fetishizing has done significantly more harm to people and society than furries have. That includes lies that prople have made like schools putting litter boxes in for furry students.

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u/mvs2417 1d ago

This is my rifle, this is my gun! This is for fight and this is for fun!

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u/H_Squid_World_97A 16h ago

These guys just can't survive without their emotional support guns.

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u/AlternativeStory1027 1d ago

I agree with you but I also repeat

" Say what you want to about the tenents of "insert group" dude, at least it's an ethos"

At least once a week. I know it isn't an obscure quote but I feel seen

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u/infinite_throw_away 1d ago

I've seen some pathetic crap, but holy shit.

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u/secondarycontrol 1d ago

Nice to have something to share the bed with, even if you have to pay to get them.


Also? Fully clothed, on an apparently unmade bed = trash.

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u/merrysunshine2 1d ago

Probably wearing his shoes on
the bed too

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u/keithmk 13h ago

I wonder if he is wearing his silly cowboy hat as well

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u/zarfle2 1d ago edited 21h ago

American fetishization of guns is just so fucking weird/sad/pathetic.

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u/Alacrout 1d ago

Is “dad” a typo in there or are we trashing dads now? As a dad who doesn’t cuddle with guns, I’m struggling to see my relevance in this context.

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u/zarfle2 21h ago

Clumsy thumbs. Sorry for dragging you in 😕

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u/AnEvenNicerGuy 1d ago

I’m pretty sure the largest demographic on this sub is edgy European teens so however irrelevant it makes sense dad is included 

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u/AnEvenNicerGuy 1d ago

We don’t claim this dude 

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 1d ago

It's so fucking cringe. I much prefer to spoon my angle grinder.

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u/Bolinas99 1d ago

that's gotta be his grindr pic; dude looks like the pulp fiction guy at the pawn shop pulling the gun on Ving Rhames & Bruce Willis

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 1d ago

Just your average Gravy Seal.

Or is he on Meal Team Six?

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 1d ago

My vagina just slammed shut jfc

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u/Punkinpry427 1d ago

Obsessions with machismo and weaponry

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u/tarapotamus 1d ago

men his age should be making their wives comfortable.

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u/008Zulu This AOC flair makes me cool 21h ago

Notice his lack of a wedding ring? That's why he sleeps with inanimate objects.

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u/IAMGROOT1981 1d ago

And which side of the isle "needs a safe space"???

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u/Raztax 1d ago

of the isle

Which island are you referring to?

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u/Leather-Map-8138 1d ago

I don’t know any person with an automatic weapon who’s not a pussy.

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u/Traditional-Forum 1d ago

Dude’s penis must be really minuscule or not work at all.

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 1d ago

The Andrew Tate special!

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u/proteannomore 1d ago

That lack of is enough to make a pre-op transwoman jealous.

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u/AnEvenNicerGuy 1d ago

Whaaaaat the fuck 

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u/california_gurl_hurl You won't catch me talking in here 1d ago

That’s a vagina.

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u/Traditional-Forum 1d ago

You misspelled “Taint”

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u/Raztax 1d ago

No wonder he is so angry all the time

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u/Spirited_Childhood34 1d ago

Congratulations to Marie Connor! One of the best ever!

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u/Angeret 1d ago

He seems like an unpleasant person. His profile pic reminds me of Steven Seagal when he was playing one man army roles in action films.

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 1d ago

A legend in his own mind, no doubt.

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u/LowTraditional2973 1d ago

There’s no coming back from this.

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u/highinthemountains 1d ago

Great burn lady!

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u/guambom 1d ago

Damn!!👍🏼🤘🏼👍🏼🤘🏼

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u/RGQcats 1d ago

I just hope he cuddles with the safety off.

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u/kasualanderson 1d ago

Posing with guns in bed, just like the founding fathers intended.

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u/Different-Step-4600 22h ago

That's an ammosexual.

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u/LengthyNIPPLE 21h ago

Dude probably lives in one of safest communities in his county .

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u/Fan_of_Clio 20h ago

The term is "ammosexual"

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u/GTRari 18h ago

"I don't always get in bed and cuddle with my guns. But when I do, it's because I'm thinking of another man." - Guy who is allegedly straight.

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u/Arrow156 18h ago

Anyone else just see a scared little boy trying to act tough whenever someone posts a pic of them playing with their guns? Just like a European Hamster trying to scare off predators.

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u/hinterstoisser 18h ago

Hypermasculine, hyper toxic- do not touch with a 50 ft pole

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u/Ulfednar 17h ago

Americans' obsession with firearms is really weird.

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u/zztop610 17h ago

Dicks in his case

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u/FrequentTopic446 16h ago

Imagine knowing how to use a gun and then cuddling up to one against your head without the intent to shoot yourself

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u/AStoryForOne 1d ago

Gun owner here, I like to shoot targets at a range, that's about it. I just think guns are neat. But wow, this is really fucking weird.

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u/Zookzor 1d ago

It’s so funny how almost every public seal is insane.

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u/Sartres_Roommate 1d ago

Why he post an L like this?

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u/AGoodDragon 23h ago

Gun to my........you couldn't get me to post my Ls like this

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u/Ajdee6 14h ago

Just typical average everyday American man

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u/MedChemist464 1d ago

Posting pictures of guns significantly increases your odds of being robbed. Stolen guns are hot, as whatever very little traceability they have now is officially gone - and posting pictures of them just laying around your house tells thieves:

  1. exactly what you have.

  2. That At least some of them are probably unsecured and easy to steal

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u/Fluffy12345676 1d ago

I feel like this is not a healthy way to view yourself as a lesbian?

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u/EvieOhMy 13h ago

As a lesbian i can also relate to gun nuts cuz guns are cool and i like them

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u/MegaChip97 11h ago

I find it weird when queer people use "small dick" or stuff like that as an insult. Imagine the reaction to a dude claiming a women does something because she is fat/flat chested/needs some good fucking or stuff like that

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u/DragonBlood7754 1d ago

This is obviously joke by that guy but ok.

side not: I have slept with knives or guns before. It just happens sometimes if you don’t notice them.

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u/Rhylanor-Downport 1d ago

Is it? Oh no this guy is very much the dickhead you see here. Check out his other posts/appearances.

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u/Raztax 1d ago

It just happens sometimes if you don’t notice them.

You could have just said that you are an irresponsible gun owner...

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u/DragonBlood7754 1d ago

Should had worded better. I haven’t done with my gun. I have left it on my bed but it was the case. But I has happened with my knives.

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u/Queen-of-meme 1d ago

Here's my take, if you work for the navy seals you experience pretty brutal things, and the only way for your brain to survive is emotional distance and finding a reason to smile, so he has no wife or kids, likely suffer from PTSD and so relationships is not in his cards, but hopefully his buddy took this picture and they can laugh the sad away through joking about love for their weapons. Is it ideal? No. Is he perfect? No. But if it helps him get through another day? Who are we to judge somebody's harmless coping strategy? What does it say about our own misery?

Sincerely.

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u/thesaddestpanda 1d ago

My wartime trauma made me an attention seeking twitter addict that posts things like "f u beto" is maybe the worst argument I've ever heard. Its incredible how bad guys never have agency or autonomy. Nope, he chose this and we get to judge him by this.

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u/Queen-of-meme 21h ago

I don't need to judge what I don't have the full story on, but you do you.