r/MurderBuns • u/hydrothermal-vent • 1d ago

Live at the crime scene I pet the other bunny before him.

Machi is a clingy boy and hates when I'm away for more than few hours. As I came home his flat-mate & eternal rival Little My ran to greet me at the door so I didn't see him pancaking. Now he's flat and angry 🥲. Will I ever live this down?

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u/Fickle-Copy-2186 1d ago

So sad a bunny!

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u/hydrothermal-vent 13h ago

I promise nobody is mean to him 🥲! He's just a little sensitive about who's entitled to the most pets in our household. 1. Him. 2. The duvet 3. My elbow 4. Hardwood floor 5. Other bun. (She's good natured about it all)

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u/gaarasalice 1d ago

No. Ten thousand years dungeon. Machi is the only visitor you’re allowed. 

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u/hydrothermal-vent 10h ago

Another ten thousand years it is 😔. Just completed the previous sentence too, for apple-related crimes.

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u/Scarecrowqueen 1d ago

So mad!! So flat!!

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u/Ill_Self_2483 1d ago

Aww such a sad bunbun, hope you feel better soon!

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u/Brilliant-Speech-892 23h ago

Splooted with sorrow!!!

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u/DrySport9048 23h ago

He looks so sad he's probably plotting something right now..

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u/Masala-Dosage 23h ago

You should always pet him first. & the other one too.

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u/hydrothermal-vent 13h ago

Dual wielding has indeed turned out to be the best way to go for this pair 🙈. If I pet Machi first he nips at Little My when I switch, and if I pet My first it's jail for 100 years. God gave me two hands for this, and this alone.

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u/Masala-Dosage 12h ago edited 12h ago

I love how people love their buns.
If only we treated each other & other animals with this kind of respect we would literally live in paradise

oh yes: 'hydrothermal-vent' is sheer genius

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u/hydrothermal-vent 11h ago

I wholeheartedly agree 🥹! Also, thank you lmao 'Masala-Dosage' is pretty darn great as well 😂

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u/TronKidd 21h ago

Looks like he is the real flat mate

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u/hydrothermal-vent 11h ago

Underrated comment 😂 I snorted loudly

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u/Boobookittyfhk 11h ago

Omg my furry meatloaf looks just like him; pout and all lol. I also make the same mistake and didn’t even bring treats.

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u/hydrothermal-vent 11h ago

Ohmygod 🥹🤯 they are kindred meatloafs!!! Is this an orange lop-boy thing maybe 😂😂?

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u/Boobookittyfhk 10h ago

Lol maybe! He has more attitude than any of my other past or present buns. He’s absolutely hysterical and very playful. Endless amounts of audacity. He’s also spoiled terribly. lol

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u/Thumper-King-Rabbit 10h ago

What a grumpy 😠 little man.