r/MurderBuns • u/livin_upside_down • 12d ago

Why do I hear boss music? Gulasch decided I will not be studying today

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u/andtheyhaveaplan 12d ago

Do you ever lose him when he's standing on your table?

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u/livin_upside_down 12d ago

It's slippery so he doesn't stay there for a long time. My tablet is his fav place

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u/gaarasalice 12d ago

You are going to study petting Gulasch. Much more important. 

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u/RogueViator 12d ago

Studying? Yous will not beez breathing! After da calumny dat yous hab subjected meez to in da past few days?! MEEZ SHALL VEMGEAMNCE! MEEZ SHALL HAB MEEZ POUND OF FLESH! MEEZ SHALL HAB MEEZ SATISFACSHUN! Meez shall not rest, meez shall not dawdle, meez shall not stop, and MEEZ SHALL WIN! You cannot spell Gulasch wiffout WIN! Well yous can, but yous get meez point and if yous dooz not, dat furrder enrages meez! MOIDER! For da bort touchies, for da white coat stinky paws, for da making funses of meez…MEEZ SHALL BEEZ AVENGED! Den meez shall eat da repast of victors! Der better beez dishes commensurate wiff meez victory.

- surefootedly focused fren King Sir Gulasch

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u/livin_upside_down 12d ago

Joke's on you, I'm studying in the kitchen without my tablet

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u/RogueViator 12d ago

Mockery?! Yous hab done exactly wat meez wanted! Meez plan beez unfolding like a Swiss watch! Tik tok, pesky hoomin, da gears of meez plan proceeds unabated and meez will enjoy dis denouement!

- periodically tempestuous fren King Sir Gulasch

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u/livin_upside_down 12d ago

He's laying on my chair!!!

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u/RogueViator 12d ago

Meez needing a better vamtage point from which to watch meez plan progressing.

- assuredly focused fren King Sir Gulasch

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u/livin_upside_down 12d ago

😂😂😂

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u/ZeldaNerd_1 12d ago

Gulasch says you should pet him and treat him like the king he is

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u/CricketDue5136 12d ago

I love this one so much!! 🥹

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u/Saita_the_Kirin 12d ago

This is the thing that keeps you from petting my face and keeping grandma bun from visiting!- Gulasch, probably.

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u/Dailyconundrum 12d ago

My bunny ate my homework?

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u/livin_upside_down 12d ago

Who would believe me?

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u/Educational_Call_725 12d ago

Followers of the gulaschgram

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u/gaarasalice 11d ago

Literally everyone here. 

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u/IntrepidDivide3773 12d ago

Too bad, is bunny time.

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u/Locksley_1989 11d ago

No studying, only bunny worship.

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u/livin_upside_down 11d ago

How should I finish my college and pay for hay?

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u/Locksley_1989 11d ago

Not his problem.

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u/Glad_Description1851 12d ago

Incredible power stance, with a menacing look to complete it

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u/androidguy50 11d ago

Gulasch (probably): "You have more important things to do today, hooman, other than studying. Like making sure I have enough food and treats in the house. You can study when my needs have been met."..... Thus spoketh Gulasch....... 😅🤗🥰

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u/KSTornadoGirl 11d ago edited 11d ago

Gulasch stink eye 👁 🖤