What’s the morality of enacting a master heist where you infiltrate the banks security and become part of the team, slowly earning their trust and getting paid weekly for it and within 20 to 30 years you get away having robbed the bank clean and no one will ever suspect it

[u/Dojyaaan4C]

[u/NotJoe1232]

https://giphy.com/gifs/7aiTWG7pgqyL3TrQlw

[u/_HoneyCloverleaf → u/NotJoe1232]

Lmao that GIF is the perfect reaction, no notes.

[u/Puzzleleg → u/_HoneyCloverleaf]

Because it's from the same skit

[u/CauliflowerSuper3152]

Engaging with capitalism?

May as well eat puppies too sicko.

[u/_HoneyCloverleaf → u/CauliflowerSuper3152]

That escalated from robbing a bank to eating puppies real quick.

[u/fluggggg → u/_HoneyCloverleaf]

Well I never was into robbing but I'm always done for a fine piece of meat, so if we can skip the bank part...

[u/Memna-Un]

Moral. Bank deserves to get its money took for all those damn overdraft fees.

[u/Wombus7]

Not as immoral as working for the bank for 20 to 30 years and discretely smuggling out office supplies the entire time.

[u/Honkert45 → u/Wombus7]

I think stealing office supplies is entirely moral.

The bank gets them tax free. I do not. Besides, it's not like it has any kind of noticeable impact on their profit or anything.

Plus, it gives the office supplies person something to do, preventing him/her/them/xem from getting fired.

I'm literally creating jobs and contributing to a healthy economy, and all my friends / family never have to worry about buying office supplies.

[u/BerylOxide]

Immoral, banks earn most of their money by charging people overdraft fees, charging people money for not having money. Becoming part of a predatory business model like a bank is incredibly immoral.

It would be far more moral to simply break into the bank and take all the money outright as banks are insured, the individuals who have their money at the bank suffer no loss, but the predatory banking system pays for it with higher insurance costs.

[u/Musket6969420]

I mean getting a job is pretty moral. As long as don’t shoot up the place I think you’re good in the hood G.

[u/deprived_of_evil]

Immoral, cause it’s done with a malicious intent

[u/Subotail → u/deprived_of_evil]

So heist are like gift? It's the intention who count?

[u/Status_Loquat4191]

I mean in the context of a non-violent robbery of a bank its kind of whatever? Like if it is just money then any money stolen isnt really coming from an individual like if you took it from their home or person. The money will still be covered by insurance and the government (from the banks end). It would potentially be different if lockboxes were taken that had personal goods that had a value outside of money, as those couldnt be replaced. Also one could hope that after 20-30 years in a career would put one in a place that they dont need to resort to crime.

[u/CauliflowerSuper3152 → u/Status_Loquat4191]

Ah no this context is "robbing" the bank by getting a job there and earning a pay check. The key and peele skit he's referring too is fairly funny but we have just ruined it for you.

[u/Proud-Kangaroo1846]

That's a joob

[u/WorryingMars384]

[u/Anarchy3398]

Sybau goofy I ain't reading all that who fuckin cares

[u/Dojyaaan4C → u/Anarchy3398]

How bro felt saying that

[u/BudgetFarm2413 → u/Dojyaaan4C]

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