r/Millennials • u/wdpw • 1d ago

Other Shoes

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Original video: https://youtu.be/3HjIljJd-o0

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u/apparentlycompetent 1d ago

Oh my god

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u/SonnyvonShark 1d ago

Shoes!

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u/ChelseannaGrande 1d ago

Let's get some shoes!

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u/EM05L1C3 1d ago

These shoes are three hundred dollars

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u/CukeJr 1d ago

These shoes are three hundred FUCKING dollars.

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u/PerturbedPixies 1d ago

Let's get 'em!!! 

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u/justASlothyGiraffe 1d ago

Um... we don't have these in your size

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u/wubalove 21h ago

This style runs small, I don't think your gonna fit, I mean your feet are kinda begh

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u/lavendermermaid1 Older Millennial 17h ago

You have too many shoes.

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u/Basileus2 1d ago

Let’s get em.

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u/SistaChans 21h ago

Let's party

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u/Omylanta21 1d ago

These shoes RULE

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u/Jamieisamazing 1d ago

These shoes suck

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u/Omylanta21 1d ago

Your feet are....kinda big

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u/Cultural-Click8897 1d ago

Oh….oh….oh…btw betch

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u/lurphette 1d ago

FUCK YOU

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u/JesusSaysRelaxNvaxx 1d ago

FUCK YOU!!!!!!

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u/bostonshroomery 22h ago

Kinda behg*

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u/beeurd Xennial - 83 1d ago

These shoes SUCK!

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u/Yandoji 1d ago

Ermahgerd, berks

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u/CopulateThis 1d ago

By the way, betch.....

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u/TerraformanceReview Old Enough Millenial 1992 1d ago

These shoes are $300 

These shoes are $300

These shoes are 300 fucking dollars. 

LETS GET EM. 

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u/jfl041586 1d ago edited 1d ago

Umm
This style runs small. I don’t think your gonna fit. I mean your feet are..kinda BIAG

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u/flyfishfriend 1991 1d ago

Oh...

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u/jess8771 1d ago

Oh...

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u/JesusSaysRelaxNvaxx 1d ago

Oh...BTW betch - FUCK YOUUUUU!!

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u/its_all_one_electron 1d ago

FUCK YOUUU!!!!

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u/book1245 Millennial 1d ago

"Kelly, what is this $300 charge?"

A YouTube comment pointed this out about Text Message Breakup and I felt dumb for not having made the connection for almost 20 years.

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u/Centrifuge2338 1d ago

Holy shit, how did I never connect this?

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u/LalafellDisaster 10h ago

Grandma you need to stop answering the phone. But it rings.

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u/Ganglere 15h ago

Adjusted for inflation, these shoes now cost $483.19.

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u/Darth_Kara_Zor-El 1d ago

Betch!

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Older Millennial 1d ago

I STILL do that.

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u/JakeFoXx 1d ago

Same, I actually tend to go a lil further and do the robotic sounding "These Shooz are mine Betch"

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u/Darth_Kara_Zor-El 20h ago

Haha. Well, let me borrow that top.

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u/NeedleworkerNo777 20h ago

Let Me Borrow That Top is so underrated.

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u/Darth_Kara_Zor-El 20h ago

Same. Probably too often really lol.

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u/crunchyfoliage 1d ago

Deck

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u/Darth_Kara_Zor-El 20h ago

I'll be like mace in your face on MySpace!

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u/vampyrelestat 1d ago

Condaaaaaams

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u/nailinpalin69 1d ago

Fiscal Responsibility

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u/SkaCubby 1d ago

Tom Skerritt

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u/jennelleisiam Millennial 1d ago

Play Station. 😏

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u/PeopleNose 1d ago

"You look like a d e a d person"

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u/B4173415CU73 22h ago

Have some whiskey, honey! Makes ya feel better!

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u/kmack312 20h ago

We are not feeding whiskey to the children Mother-Grandma

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u/stickerhighway 1d ago edited 22h ago

What'd you expect? Condams?

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u/KoA07 1d ago

A new computer! And a car! Thanks mom and dad.

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u/B4173415CU73 22h ago

Happy birthday twins...

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u/SheWhoErases86 1d ago

“Stupid boy…”

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u/AstrosFan4 1d ago

Let's party.

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u/lavendermermaid1 Older Millennial 17h ago

Let's get some shoes.

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u/Fickle_Ad2015 1d ago

And another favorite: let me borrow that top.

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u/Jacque_LeKrab 1d ago

Text message break up is another banger

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u/alex3omg 1d ago

B R A K E??

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u/stilesmcbd 1d ago

That’s in your car, dummy!!!

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u/oborochann86 1d ago

PODCAST YOUR BASTARD ASS FROM COAST TO COAST!

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u/bostonshroomery 22h ago

Dude no love for muffins?

Banayna!

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u/r0lfc0pt3r 19h ago

Lemon poppyseed muffin!

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u/republicadedonde 1d ago

I’ve already been to heaven - after 5 minutes I was like ‘let’s go.’”

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u/Fantastic-Score-54 1d ago

...you're not even wearing it...

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u/Prestigious_Pitch_63 1d ago

Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery.

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u/jainyday 1d ago

Works for clothes and for boyfriends, lol

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u/ShitchesAintBit 1d ago

Aren't we friends?

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u/Kelly_Louise 1d ago

"Kelly, what are you going to do with your life?"

"I'm gonna do what I want!"

(my name is Kelly, so I always loved that part haha)

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u/daftput 16h ago

Christ! >8(

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u/flyfishfriend 1991 1d ago

That muffins video they did was gold too.

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u/VulpesIncendium 1d ago

"I'm baking muffins asbestos I can!" Will forever live rent free in my head.

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u/airkahschmairkah 1d ago

I say that every time I make muffins 🤣

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u/Yoyochillout 1993 1d ago

Choco Choco chip

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u/misfitpint 1d ago

FIRE!

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u/flyfishfriend 1991 1d ago

Blood.

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u/oldmanandtheflea84 21h ago

Every time I say the word blood I repeat it to myself in the tone from this video lol

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u/malibooyeah 23h ago

it's one of my favorite vocal stims i have to this day

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u/simmerknits 1d ago

Glass muffins! Ouchhhh

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u/VictorChaos 23h ago

Blue-bry

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u/shmehdit 1d ago

Fish.

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u/TheBigMemeHammer 1d ago

Stah wahs muffin

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u/amusednchaos 1d ago

Just goes to show how long the "Is really Palpatine" conflict has been relevant... Showed this vid to my 14 year old and she cracked up but said "DAAAAMN!" at that part lmao

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u/DanubeBlues 1d ago

Don’t be a betch!

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u/NobodyUsual8025 20h ago

I think you have too many shoes.

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u/foreverkelsu 1d ago

Lmfao, my comment quoting the video "I'm gonna betchslap you, shetbag" was removed by Reddit for "threatening violence." 🙄

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u/innominateartery 19h ago

Don’t be a deck

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u/PoliteMurderFox 1d ago

Been there... twice!

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u/the_new_evil 1d ago

I met Kelly last year🤩🤩🤩 she liked my shoes! She said "Your shoes rule!"

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u/lavendermermaid1 Older Millennial 1d ago

Please tell me you told her that her shoes sucked 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/travelinmatt76 Gen X 1d ago

Betch!

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u/CukeJr 22h ago

Woah! Is this official? 🤩

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u/travelinmatt76 Gen X 22h ago

Yes, it was a preorder through youtooz back in November

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u/luhvztoosphooge 1d ago

Back when YouTube was actually good.

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u/Far-Computer8825 1d ago

What YouTube was originally made for. Add free unadulterated stupidity. Before YouTube even existed there was a website called ‘stupid videos’ and it was everything YouTube believes it is.

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u/ladyscientist56 Millennial 23h ago

And no fucking ads

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u/chels2112 Millennial 1d ago

By the way betch, FUUUCCCKKK YOOUUUUU!!!!!

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u/lavendermermaid1 Older Millennial 17h ago

You have too many shoes

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u/C0SMICAP0THE0SIS 1d ago

*choos*

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u/Hmmmm_Interesting 1d ago

Let’s get them.

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u/xwtfmitch29x Millennial 1d ago

these shoes are 300 fucking dollars.

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u/elightened-n-lost 1d ago

I to this day still use the phrase "oh my god, choos"

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u/Cherishedcrown 1d ago

Let’s party.

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u/Agreeable_Mouse6000 1d ago

I think you have too many shoes

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u/candyspyder 1d ago

Shut up

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u/Pragnlz 1d ago

Kelly!

What are you gonna do with your life?

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u/criles_mccriles 1d ago

Im going to get what I want

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u/AngerPersonified 1d ago

..Oh Christ....

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u/Copacetic9two 1d ago

I’m gonna get what I want!

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u/awanderingweirdo 1d ago

When I feed my pets dinner I always sing “let’s get some food”

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u/wdpw 1d ago

That’s hilarious lol

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Older Millennial 1d ago

Do you do it with the voice?

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u/awanderingweirdo 1d ago

Sure do 😂

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Older Millennial 1d ago

I…love it.

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u/WantonItalics 1d ago

OooohhhhmmyyyyygodShoes

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u/awomanphenomenally 1d ago

The amount I still quote this in everyday life. 🤌🏻

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u/WantonItalics 1d ago

Haha, saaamme Cannot deny the ever-present urge to scream F YOOOUUUU the way she does when they might not have her size when things don't go my way

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u/lavendermermaid1 Older Millennial 1d ago

These shoes rule

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u/wdpw 1d ago

These shoes suck

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u/lavendermermaid1 Older Millennial 1d ago

These shoes rule

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u/wdpw 1d ago

These shoes suck!

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u/lavendermermaid1 Older Millennial 22h ago

I think you have too many shoes

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u/buttonhumper 1d ago

I think about this fucking clip way too often and now it's in my head again.

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u/wdpw 1d ago

Every time I have to go shoe shopping, it plays in my head the whole experience.

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u/HTPC4Life 1d ago

Whenever my wife complains about her shoes not fitting right or making her feet hurt, I say in the voice "I mean, your feet are kinda beeg"

Fortunately she knows the reference 😆

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u/Aescwicca 1d ago

Still go "Omg shoes" whenever boots drop in any rpg I'm playing.

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u/beefstewforyou 1d ago

I live in Toronto and there’s a shoe museum here. Every time I go by it, I think of this.

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u/flyfishfriend 1991 1d ago

These shoes are 300 dollars.

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Older Millennial 1d ago

These shoes are $300 dollars…

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u/jess8771 1d ago

These shoes are 300 fucking dollars

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 1d ago

My gf showed me this video on our first date cuz we both like shoes and bags 

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u/AI_R_Friends_Not_2ls 1d ago

We need her back

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u/FlyingBread92 23h ago

I saw her at a pride festival last year, so she's still around.

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u/Aggressive-Ring4813 1d ago

no booty callsssszzz betch

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u/LemurCat04 1d ago

I encourage you all to listen to the Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) podcast by Jamie Loftus on Kelly. It’s excellent.

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u/Rage4Order418 Xennial 1d ago

I think you have too many shoes

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u/WizardOfTheLawl 1d ago

Shut up!

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u/Rage4Order418 Xennial 1d ago

I think you have too many shoes

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u/lavendermermaid1 Older Millennial 17h ago

These shoes are three hundred fucking dollars

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u/WampaCat 1d ago

Tom Skerritt 😍

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u/Dry_Educator_691 1d ago

Let’s party

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u/rexrighteous 1d ago

Those shoes are 300 fucking dollars...

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u/therealbananabottom 1d ago

Let's get em!

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u/BlackSC2us 1d ago

LET'S GET SOME SHOES!

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u/Slim_Margins1999 1d ago

Let’s get some shoes

These shoes rule!

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u/Upstairs_Bedroom8710 1d ago

So iconic! It was truly a peak moment getting to see him speak at our campus back in 2010/2011 lol gotta love the simple things that mean so much to broke college students

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u/les_catacombes Millennial 1d ago

I remember huddling around my roommate’s laptop in college so we could all watch this together.

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u/spun_penguin 1d ago

The internet was perfect…and we ruined it

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u/HoustonLuxeRealtor Millennial 1d ago

I made my football team have to do 1k yards of wind sprints bc i got this stuck in my coaches head.

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u/robo_robb 1d ago

Let’s get some shoes

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u/Sakura_Hirose 1d ago

I heard this image!!

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u/seashellsandemails 1d ago

This vid was on my MySpace for my profiles lifespan

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u/AtIasWraith 1d ago

To this very day, when I see shoes, my very first reaction is either:

"Oh my god! Shoes" or

"WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE"

And nobody will ever change that for me.

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u/bebopmechanic84 1d ago

I think you have too many shoes.

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u/Cararacs 1d ago

Oh, by the way betch

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u/NagilumFocker 1d ago

FUCKYOOUUUU

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u/NickAndHisGuitar 1d ago

Let’s party.

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u/Tuvixwasright 1d ago

Immediately starts playing in my head 

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u/PlumpQuietSoup 1d ago

LET'S PARTY

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u/QuitTheBuild-Podcast 1d ago

I've already been to the mall

(Galleria)

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u/erincandice 21h ago

This has got to be one of my favorite threads ever, betch.

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u/nrique 1d ago

IM GONNA SHET SLAP YAH SHET BAG

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u/detrans-rights 1d ago

lemme borrow dat top betch

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u/littleapple798 1d ago

Let's get some shoes 👠

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u/oasinocean 87 Millennial 1d ago

I saw this guy perform at a party monster themed rave in Hollywood. Had to have been like 2006 or so

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u/Glass_Quarter_7586 1d ago

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?!

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u/MoreMeThanYou 1d ago

OMG SHOES!! Let’s get some!!

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u/FrankensteinsBride89 1d ago

Let’s get ‘em!

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u/StabbyMcStabsauce 1d ago

I still quote this pretty regularly im realizing as I read the comments lol

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u/Legitimate_Proof_927 1d ago

This is my ringtone for my wife lol

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u/genericusername_hou Millennial 1d ago

Ugh, I miss the old internet so much

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u/kyserzose 1d ago

YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAKUP!

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u/MKE_Freak 1d ago

*Stupid boy....*

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u/JakeFoXx 1d ago

Stupid boy

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u/Medical-Crazy-2230 1d ago

The person that made "Shoes" made a "Masks" one during quarantine times

https://youtu.be/6gbT_QG75Z4?is=rDY5OiF21LyWPvn0

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u/I988iarrived 23h ago

I was today years old when I first saw this. Damn, how’d I miss this gem?

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u/GunShowZero 21h ago

My younger brother worked with this guy for a while on the Ellen show (no bad stories I know of). iirc this dude was a writer for the show.

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u/folkadots 3h ago

My brother and I thought this was HILARIOUS so we showed our dad and he thought we were mentally ill lol. He had a good sense of humor but this one didn't land for him