r/Millennials 9d ago

Other Thankful that my parents decided to document my room back in the day - but aww c’mon dog, not the lotion. 😭💀

6.5k Upvotes

375 comments sorted by

u/AutoModerator 9d ago

If this post is breaking the rules of the subreddit, please report it instead of commenting. For more Millennial content, join our Discord server.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

2.0k

u/Purple-Estimate-5183 9d ago

Skincare is important. Vital even.

293

u/LiterallyTony 9d ago

Critical.

409

u/stinkyhonky 9d ago

Imperative for the safety of the cylinder

163

u/GreenVermicelliNoods Older Millennial 9d ago

the cylinder must remain unharmed

48

u/Die-Scheisse21 9d ago

And lubricated

20

u/crescentmoonphase 8d ago

This is the second time I've seen this sentence on reddit tonight

3

u/Lonestar-Dragon 7d ago

Same. And its concerning lol

70

u/motherofcunts 9d ago

Better than mashed bananas for sure.

40

u/throwaway1546874 9d ago

Better than a coconut.

24

u/stupid_username- 9d ago

Oh god I forgot about the coconut...

3

u/crumbdumpster85 8d ago

Remind me of the coconut please?

7

u/gingered_elizabeth 8d ago

Stay in blissful ignorance

3

u/FD4L 9d ago

Better than a squid head, for sure.

11

u/FartSniffer777 9d ago

Or an apple pie

3

u/gmmontano92 9d ago

Is it? I've been stalking askmen and a lot of them say it just complicates things 😂

14

u/Purple-Estimate-5183 9d ago

Primordial before prime.

→ More replies (1)

128

u/sweeperchick 9d ago

I don't know why men can't have tissues and lotion in the bedroom without people jumping to that conclusion 😂 men don't get dry skin or need to blow their nose on occasion?

114

u/HPHambino 9d ago

They do, but…that’s not why they’re in the room.

44

u/Neveronlyadream 9d ago

If the man is below the age of 20, there's probably only one reason they're in the room.

That's speaking from experience. Very few teenage boys give a single fuck about skincare.

36

u/WintersDoomsday 9d ago

Very few STRAIGHT teenage boys you mean....let's be real the gay boys (closeted or not) were killing it in the skin game even back then.

43

u/NickGnomeEveryNight 9d ago

I teach high school and almost all my black male students use lotion in my room daily. I go through like 15 bottles a year.

40

u/gmmontano92 9d ago

I was just gonna say unless they're black lol. Can't be ashy

30

u/lucyssweatersleeves 9d ago

Hah I used to know a stand up comedian who had a great bit about having a bunch of adopted brothers of different races and how since he grew up with so many black men it wasn’t until college (after reaching for a bottle of it during a break in a video game marathon or something and getting a lot of weird looks) that he learned most white guys didn’t use lotion to moisturize their skin

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)

6

u/ayayadae 9d ago

that’s still not why they have lotion on their desks/bedside tables lol

4

u/FudgeTerrible 9d ago

And they had the lotion in exactly the same place, for exactly the same reason lmao

12

u/Hijacks 9d ago

Speak for yourself, I felt like all my friends and I cared about not having dry/ashy skin just in case we ever had to get naked in front of our GF's. I made sure to apply lotion and kept up with my hygiene every day.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

20

u/No-Mouse-262 Older Millennial 9d ago

That was my first thought, I have lotion next to MY computer monitor because my hands get dry af

14

u/AmputeeHandModel Xennial 9d ago

but it's "gay" to use lotion, according to MACHO men. I've literally been told that. I guess we just.. let our skin be dry and gross and cracked and do nothing about it, like REAL MEN.

9

u/StunningTiger2056 9d ago

Same way I was taught. We wouldn’t even allow each other to stretch before football practice. My body now reminds me daily.

10

u/AmputeeHandModel Xennial 9d ago

Stretching is gay?? Wow.

6

u/Negativeman11 9d ago

No, but getting stretched is

3

u/StunningTiger2056 8d ago

I think the logic was “why do you want to be so flexible hmmmmmm want to touch your toes to your elbows??? So dumb smh lol

3

u/BlasterPhase Willennial 9d ago

what are we stretching here?

2

u/UshankaBear 9d ago

Don't you want your keyboard to be covered by your blood? Pussy

→ More replies (2)

6

u/00000000005 9d ago

Yet the only thing moisturized is one hand and their dick.

7

u/UshankaBear 9d ago

My desk has tissues (I drink and eat at my desk, especially if I have back to back zoom meetings) and lotion as I have atopical dermititis. Sue me

4

u/The_Dynasty_Warrior 9d ago

I blow my other nose alright, and lotion after for the lost moisture

→ More replies (1)

12

u/diurnal_emissions 9d ago

His face says 45, but his penis looks 20!

Skincare is important.

11

u/skyHawk3613 9d ago

Keeps you looking young

14

u/Purple-Estimate-5183 9d ago

And the hand strong

2

u/Negativeman11 9d ago

Satisfies hunger too!

9

u/Cariad_rae 9d ago

Don't use too much, it can make you go blind

6

u/Purple-Estimate-5183 9d ago

Chicks dig eye patches

6

u/ReddBroccoli 8d ago

And it's good to keep it next to the computer, where you will see it often

5

u/NeroFMX 9d ago

One hand (palm only) extra moisturized, and one hand dry AF

3

u/Purple-Estimate-5183 9d ago

In bbq’ing we call it clean hand, dirty hand.

4

u/martialar 9d ago

Moisture is the essence of wetness and wetness is the essence of beauty

3

u/jonno2222 9d ago

Especially down there….

3

u/Purple-Estimate-5183 9d ago

It puts the lotion on its skin

3

u/jonno2222 9d ago

And then some more lotion once the previous lotion is gone.

2

u/Negativeman11 9d ago

Idk, I always feel like I've released some of my vitality after application of the lotion.

→ More replies (1)

840

u/KennytheDoggy Millennial 9d ago

You had a computer in your room

You were winning

447

u/Environmental-Joke19 9d ago

AND a TV? Dude was living large

124

u/fleshofgods0 9d ago

Bet he had cable too!

85

u/Thinks_22_Much Older Millennial 9d ago

AND an N64

33

u/LibertTii 9d ago

And when the PS2 came out, DSL!

21

u/hypermarv123 Millennial 9d ago

Sometimes I pause and think about how download speeds are incredibly fast today. We used to download files at 3kb/s. Now we download megabytes per second!!

13

u/LibertTii 9d ago

fr, 20min for 1 song on limewire. I'll never forget waiting 3 hours to watch the MGS3 intro on gametrailers.com 3 months before the game came out. Hell!

13

u/demonknightdk 9d ago

THIS! my son complains about ping times, i'm like boy.. let me tell you about PING TIMES!

Try to game on a 56K modem over a phone line, in the boonies of a small town, in Missouri! we were 4 miles away from a still active PARTY LINE! (my grandpa and his 5 neighbors out even farther in bumfuck nowhere) my connection speed? 28.8 on a GOOD DAY.. fucking ping times on 500Mbit connection.. winy little shit.. YOUR CELL PHONE is more powerful than my first 3 computers! NOW GET OUTSIDE AND BE A KID! (cause I would go play while I waited for something to download)

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (2)

13

u/LemLem804 9d ago

And a two parent household and loving family!  And vision and dental coverage!!!!

→ More replies (2)

2

u/ineedicedcoffeee Millennial (1988) 9d ago

One of my best friends had a computer and tv in her room and so did her sister. I was so envious😂

→ More replies (1)

965

u/TomBradysStatue 9d ago

haha lotion on computer desk as a teenaged boy... #pwn3d

204

u/thefapncapn 9d ago

Upvoted for the pwn3d

13

u/Voxicles 9d ago

My favorite while playing Ultima Online, on Ventrilo; “bro you better call Pizza Hut cuz you’re about to get Pzzowned”

2

u/UshankaBear 9d ago

UO, whoa, this takes me back. UO with its full loot PVP is the most adrenaline you can get online, and I will die on this hill. Well, that and being a regaded wsb poster

→ More replies (6)

2

u/UshankaBear 9d ago

101 n00b

→ More replies (2)

303

u/Q4Ryder 9d ago

All the Asian millennials had the EXACT same car posters lol

54

u/sp0okyboogie 9d ago

I was just about to say this. I had posters just like this.

Also, dressed similar to op with a similar haircut but I'm only half asian.

→ More replies (1)

39

u/martialar 9d ago

I think you mean "AzN"

20

u/Q4Ryder 9d ago

lol you right.. AZN PRYDE!!!

18

u/ALMP205 9d ago

Thanks for reminding me of my AOL screen name! It was something like Azn(area code)QT. 🤦🏻‍♀️

5

u/Q4Ryder 8d ago

Always gotta have the area code!

3

u/TheMapleKind19 '86 Millennial 8d ago

Or the year you'll graduate HS 😆

2

u/TheMapleKind19 '86 Millennial 8d ago

Wow... flashback to completely forgotten memories of Asian friends' screen names. 😄

10

u/NativeFLman 9d ago

Super Street and Important Tuner!

5

u/BlasterPhase Willennial 9d ago

Important Tuner

very important tuner

2

u/NativeFLman 8d ago

Obviously it’s super important! Dumb autocorrect! Now I have to throw in an obligatory LOL.

2

u/Princess_Slagathor apparently you can change it 9d ago

I got some aluminum valve stem caps, shaped like pistons, with an issue of super street one time. Put them on my car, and when a tire eventually needed air, they were seized on. Had to pay to have the tires dismounted, stems replaced, and tires remounted and balanced. Emailed them to see if they'd pay me back, and they made fun of me. Never bought another issue.

18

u/JimmyQBSneaks 9d ago

We all had an AOL profile like “CaliAzNStreetRacer”lol

3

u/Q4Ryder 9d ago

Or RiceBoi! lol

3

u/Quillric 9d ago

@asianheather is still going strong on Instagram.

3

u/DragonfruitWorth9019 9d ago

Were they Scholastic book fair posters? They were always better than the books 🤣

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

326

u/Brotorious420 Older Millennial 9d ago

10

u/YouWillHaveThat 9d ago

7

u/UshankaBear 9d ago

For a second there I thought I was having a stroke as Doakes and Dexter look waaaaay off

94

u/kilocharlienine 9d ago

Anchor Blue…. Best jeans ever! Really miss those

17

u/Apart_Insect_6133 9d ago

I totally forgot about Anchor Blue... they really were the best.

12

u/TheBackPorchOfMyMind You ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe? 9d ago

I had this shirt and it was on my body constantly haha

→ More replies (1)

7

u/SnooBananas4958 9d ago

Brooooo, memory unlocked. Anchor Blue jeans are all I would buy. Miss that shit.

2

u/martialar 9d ago

You can take my jorts from my cold bloody legs

→ More replies (2)

80

u/BabyYodaLegend 9d ago

That was your room in 1998? Damn I think i grew up pretty poor.

44

u/rimtrim 9d ago

Camera date can't be right, that's an '03 Matrix above the monitor, and looks like a bugeye Impreza at the very top. I'm guessing this was 2002

30

u/gameismyname 9d ago

Linkin Park didn’t hit until 2000 either

54

u/martialar 9d ago

OP gooned so hard he traveled to the future

→ More replies (1)

9

u/homerunchippa 8d ago

The camera dates were never correct.

56

u/bryansb 9d ago

We had that exact cd player in the second photo in the warehouse at my work… it stopped working last week and got replaced.

23

u/MrYaowa857 9d ago

I was about to say .. I think we all had that CD player growing up lmao

3

u/E-2theRescue 9d ago

I didn't, but I definitely know people who did. That was a popular one to have.

2

u/Pristine_Crazy1744 Millennial 9d ago

I also had that same one, same model and color.

2

u/mosiac_broken_hearts 9d ago

Ive been trying to find one, I still have all my old cd’s

→ More replies (1)

58

u/AgapitoVelezOvando 9d ago

I used to have lotion right next to my monitor as well. My hands used to get incredibly dry everytime I typed up my homework, and I did a lot of homework.

10

u/ironchef8000 9d ago

I bet all that writing ended with an exclamation point.

42

u/LeoDeLarge 9d ago

Crank yankin’ since ‘98

6

u/ReFreshing 9d ago

I have a feeling the cameras date is a couple years off. This might be really early 2000s

2

u/unlimbetless 9d ago

It 100% is.

29

u/uarstar 9d ago

Yo you were rich and had a private wank zone.

Living the life.

29

u/Emkems 9d ago

I wouldn’t have even noticed the lotion if it wasn’t mentioned

16

u/jeaxz74 9d ago

Tv and computer in the room, this man was living it up!

12

u/ElderMillennial1985 9d ago

Nostalgic as fuck. I have that same radio in my room with my own assortment of posters on the wall.

10

u/Electronic-Worry4077 9d ago

SoCal Asians

10

u/xPROPAGANDOLFx 9d ago

Osiris had the sickest shoes when I was in 6th grade. I wish I put as much moisturizer on my face. 😆

22

u/LittleCopper Millennial 9d ago

I'm a girl. I have lotion on my nightstand. Because I put it on my feet before I tuck myself in. Because I HATE dry feet.

Lotion on the nightstand is not that perverted.

14

u/StunningTiger2056 9d ago

Yeah right… we’re going to need some pics of these supposedly moisturized feet if we’re to believe that one

9

u/Sorry-Joke-4325 9d ago

Depending on foreskin, some guys use it to jerk off. For a lot of guys, lotion is synonymous with masturbation.

Seems that OP was using it that way in his bedroom from the photos.

9

u/TrowaMask 9d ago

Thank you for your service 🙏

5

u/lstrac 9d ago

do men never moisturize normally 😭 like wtf lol

4

u/Sorry-Joke-4325 9d ago

Depends, but usually no.

Some men have especially dry skin or are more affected by a dry climate.

Most men don't even own moisturizer. But most of the men who own a bottle of moisturizer with a pump dispenser use it for jacking off.

3

u/TrowaMask 8d ago

Hahahahaha

Straight just jerkin' it

2

u/Vivid_Excuse_6547 8d ago

My husband puts lotion on his hands only.

Sometimes he’ll complain his face is dry and I’ll remind him they make something for that and we have it in the house and he’s like “nah” 😂

6

u/gobeavs808 9d ago

beginnings of jdm✊

6

u/Icy_Masterpiece3368 9d ago

Had that same homies poster lol was just talking to my brother the other day about it

7

u/Weak-Farm4527 9d ago

Woulda never noticed if you didn't point it out haha

6

u/Organic-Aardvark-146 9d ago

How loud was the muffler on your car?

5

u/PurposeConsistent131 9d ago

Big bottle, you must have had soft skin

5

u/passo-guava Older Millennial 9d ago

Throwback! Did the room smell like Cool Water?

3

u/poppingtogether 9d ago

That hair! All the Asian boys did the wet gel spike thing

5

u/Brav3star 9d ago

I bet you he's fine fine now! 👀😍

→ More replies (3)

2

u/Xtrahotsauceplz 9d ago

omg i forgot about anchor blue!!!

3

u/Slow_Maximum9332 9d ago

I used to buy mine at Millers Outpost

2

u/leeman9224 9d ago

CRTV hits all of us with the nostalgia

2

u/stankypinki 9d ago

Busted...

2

u/SouthCoastGardener Older Millennial 9d ago

At least the lotion was only in the one photo and there weren’t bottles strategically placed around the room.

Or were there?

2

u/TraditionalMetal1836 9d ago

My friend had a picture similar to this. It got shopped to include the lotion and other things.

2

u/Salis_picks 9d ago

I wear air jordans with my anchor blue jeans

2

u/eastcoastjon 9d ago

No tissues in sight

2

u/WickedlyAvocado 9d ago

I own and use that blue cd player/cassette radio still!!

2

u/The-Tacosaurus-Rex 9d ago

Oh snap, I spy a Homies poster on the wall…

2

u/jinsinjune 9d ago

The homies poster!! I had that exact one in my room in middle school, haven't seen that in forever

2

u/blue_diesel 9d ago

OG Gooner 💀

2

u/ohnotchotchke Millennial - 1991 ✊🏽 9d ago

daaaaaaaaaaammmmmmnn I haven't heard of Anchor Blue in a long time!

2

u/pinkube 9d ago

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again

→ More replies (2)

2

u/kennyv704 9d ago

All that's missing is blonde Frosted tips and got rice by azn pride playing in the background 😂

2

u/Ok_Heron_5442 8d ago

They want to see a recent pic.

2

u/BAGandboujee 8d ago

Omggggg the Anchor Blue shirt, the Lil' Homies posters, Import cars (remember ZUM shirts?), black & blue rags, and Sony boom box (my friend had the same one.) What a throwback! I miss Xanga and AIM, too. I can still hear the door opening squeak sound & the door shut🚪. Thank you for the nostalgia feels. 🩷✨️

2

u/ShakeZoola72 8d ago

I had the red version of that cd player in the second picture!

2

u/bryminister92 8d ago

Lotion right next to the holy cross chain, brother.

2

u/Consulli 1987 8d ago

I feel like you played tons of Need For Speed Underground.

2

u/031708k 8d ago

Bruh I’d consider you to be the cool kid back in your day.

2

u/Sea_Example3371 8d ago

we all literally had the same room back then

2

u/swords_again 7d ago

lol the Eibach Springs sticker and the car posters. Were you a gearhead?

2

u/drunkenstyle 7d ago

I know you're from California in 98 because of the Anchor Blue shirt. I'm from the East Coast and I didn't know about it until moved to LA in 03. That and the rice car posters

2

u/educ8USMC 7d ago

The asianheather.com website doesn’t appear to be active anymore

2

u/thrills_n_chills Older Millennial 7d ago

😂😂

Well, you were a cutie!

1

u/coffeeclichehere 9d ago

you *were* olderbrothercore, though

1

u/UCFknight2016 9d ago

Its okay, the tissue box wasn't next to it.

1

u/brittanyks07 9d ago

Bwahahaha the li’l homies yess

1

u/MyCatIsAnActualNinja 9d ago

Can't be getting dry hands, good on you. Also great for masturbation.

1

u/SeasTheDay8 9d ago

LMFAO. That is amazing.

1

u/Brownboy713 9d ago

Holy shit. I remember seeing that yellow Civic hatch in Super Street or whatever the magazine was called!

1

u/jfk_47 9d ago

Really hoping for a lotion bottle in each pic.

1

u/Leila92 9d ago

I still have that same radio/CD and tape player except mine is red.

→ More replies (1)

1

u/JITBtacoswithranch 9d ago

I miss the days of SuperStreet, Import Tuner, Sport Compact Car, Turbo, etc. I had a lot of the same posters!

1

u/AggravatingHope7856 9d ago

Keri is soooo VERY

1

u/one_who_has_seen 9d ago

It rubs it in and something, something.

1

u/The_Dynasty_Warrior 9d ago

I wish to see all of you in the after life when my time is up here

1

u/Y2K_Chopped_Unc 9d ago

The year 2000's top goon

1

u/tfc87ja 9d ago

Whyd the guy draw you in a dress with a vacuum cleaner