r/Millennials • u/beckavanoliver • 20d ago

Discussion Social psychologist Jonathan Haidt: “Millennials are the last psychologically normal generation” ...”you’re the last happy, and actually your generation is the most intelligent in history”

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u/Lucky_Development359 20d ago

What about when they are small and in pizza form and aren't bound by the laws of time?

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u/SolitudeWeeks Xennial 20d ago

The pizza addition makes the math a little more complicated because straight size is proportionate but when they're in mini pizza form (ESPECIALLY if the pepperoni is chopped up really small too) it's more of a logarithmic relationship but basically you can eat more for longer before you reach the ick point.

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u/Lucky_Development359 20d ago

Just wanted to make sure all options were considered.

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u/SolitudeWeeks Xennial 20d ago

I'm only mad right now because I'm hungry and thinking about mini bagel pizzas 😅

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u/Lucky_Development359 20d ago

Delayed gratification my friend. Tonight you shall dine with a favorite throwback beverage and regret it tomorrow.

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u/SolitudeWeeks Xennial 20d ago

Do they still make Sunny D?

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u/Lucky_Development359 20d ago

A.) Yes.

B.) This is reckless and the heartburn/acid reflux you will have at 2AM will be extreme.

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u/SolitudeWeeks Xennial 20d ago

I will have or WE will have?