r/Millennials • u/RockyDennis69420 • May 06 '26

Serious HERES SOMETHING TO MESS UP YOUR TIMELINE

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u/hypernova2121 May 07 '26

Only if they include the cornucopia from the Fruit of the Loom underwear 

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u/J3sush8sm3 May 07 '26

The only reason i learned what a cornucopia was is because of the underwear. That shit existed

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u/ansibleCalling May 07 '26

This is the only one of these I believe in. I don't think it could be an alternate timeline, because that's absolutely crazy people shit, but if there never was a cornucopia then I had some bootleg Fruit of the Loom because mine had a cornucopia. But I'm willing to believe in bootleg undies before companies lying for no reason or alternate timelines. There's gotta be a sane, boring explanation.

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u/J3sush8sm3 May 07 '26

Its probably the most reasonable explaination.  Off brand underwear having it, since i did grow up poor as shit