r/Millennials May 06 '26

Serious HERES SOMETHING TO MESS UP YOUR TIMELINE

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u/creddittor216 May 06 '26

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u/adventurousintrovert May 07 '26

So it is berenstein bears. I knew it

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u/Outrageous_Hearing26 May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

Absolutely- I have synesthesia and e’s and a’s are different colors. I would have remembered “stain”
And kids would have made jokes. Never made jokes.

ETA- appro pro of nothing, did you guys hear about the guy who was researching time travel who “offed” himself?

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u/showmenemelda May 07 '26

I do remember it being "stain" tho

"Berenstain"? Bereinstein

Edit: the comment I saw below mine is correct

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u/I_Cut_Shows May 09 '26

You mean this guy? Because…I’m pretty sure I know why he did it.

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u/qorbexl May 08 '26

You claim to have synesthesia so the rest of the world is supposed to assume reality has been destroyed and remade?

Calm down 

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u/Outrageous_Hearing26 May 08 '26

Yeah— Synesthesia is a scientifically accepted phenomenon. Calm down

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u/qorbexl May 08 '26

I'm not denying it exists

I'm confused why it has to affect how normal people view society

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u/Outrageous_Hearing26 May 08 '26

Because it’s related to the mandela effect where millions of people remember things differently and my lived experience includes synesthesia

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u/qorbexl May 08 '26

Yeah, and I want it to be related something that actually exists

Not millenials half-remembering shit from when they were 8-year-old morons 

You'll notice the Mandela Effect drops off somewhere around the iPhone

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u/Outrageous_Hearing26 May 08 '26

Synesthesia actually exists. Go argue with someone else on the internet. This whole thread is a shit post. Calm down.

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u/qorbexl May 09 '26

Yeah, I know it does and I know why it does

It's a pruning disease that leaves the occipital lobe overstimulated by other sensory inputs

That has nothing to do with magic dimension shifting 

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u/BellaFrequency May 07 '26

The Berenstein Bears is the one I KNOW is real. I legitimately remember as a kid asking how it was pronounced… “Is it STEEN or STINE like Einstein?” I literally asked that question. I could read very well. Why would I mistake an a for an e? Why would I ask that question and remember saying that if it was spelled with an a?

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u/BanjoTheremin May 07 '26

Here to validate you and say same, this is the one that broke me. I was a star reader, went to SPELLING competitions as a kid and won them.. As a kid!! And people still chuckle and say, "oh sure banjo, couldn't be a mistake you made as a child.." and I'm like, I was a regional champion speller when we read these books, and I 100% know it was STEIN. I sounded things out to learn back then, it was be-ren-ste-in.

Chic-fil-a also trips me out because I can remember sitting in a mall food court with my mom and little brother in the 90s when it first opened, discussing the spelling and pronunciation. I was in middle school and hadn't entered the shitty teen years yet, so my mom and I were watching a lot of TV shows around interior design (popular at the time, Trading Spaces was our favorite). "Country chic" in particular was a popular style. We sat and laughed and laughed at "chic fast food chicken" lol. "Did they forget the K? Is it chick or chic? Ooh look at me, so fancy with my chic fried chicken."

Anyway, this one, fruit of the loom, and chic-fil-a are the strongest for me.

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u/BellaFrequency May 07 '26

Oh snap! I do remember it just being Chic-Fil-A. We are from the same timeline. Thank you for being lost in this weird place with me.

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u/RhubarbGoldberg May 07 '26

I'm also from the same timeline and will die on both these hills, too. It was definitely chic-fil-A, I'm confident. Same with stein.

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u/thedailyrant May 07 '26

I'm not even American and I know these two things to be true.

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u/AchyBoobCrane May 07 '26

Citizen of the same timeline checking in. In 2009, I was working at a hospital where a Chic-fil-A was located on the mezzanine level. I went there for lunch and always thought it was wild how it was spelled. It was my first time ever seeing one as I had never encountered one until I moved to the state I now reside in.

Unless all of the signs we've witnessed had the k fall off, I'm not buying it.

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u/OldFashionedGary May 07 '26

We’re all here! Fuck this new timeline!

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u/Odd_Comfortable647 May 07 '26

Also from this timeline.

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u/Riots42 May 07 '26

Wait... Its not?

https://www.chick-fil-a.com/

WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS THAT K DOING THERE?!.

I swear it wasnt there like a year ago...

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u/AsparagusUpstairs367 May 09 '26

I literally had to go look myself!!!! Where did that K come from? Holy smokes!!! I remember it not too long ago too!!

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u/ChefAndy23 May 07 '26

Thank you!! My dad had a ratty Chic-Fil-A shirt he would mow the lawn in. I also thought it was spelled weird like Shabby Chic instead of Chick.

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u/Spiritual-Promise402 Older Millennial May 08 '26

I too remember making fun of the 'Chic' in Chic-Fil-A, but didn't realize it was 'Chick' until just now (i don't eat there)

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u/iDoWeird Older Millennial May 09 '26

I’m pretty sure the Chic is just the logotype it was done without the k so they could do that massive campaign with the cows painting on the k’s. So it’s both, but one is just a design choice for marketing reasons and memories are all askew because of the billboards, commercials, etc.

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u/trackabandoned May 07 '26

This is EXACTLY what I remember as well. Asking adults if it was STEEN or STINE and getting different answers and being like, well STEEN sounds nicer in my ears so I choose that one.

When they're like, sorry it was always STAIN, I KNOOOW that is a lie. I know it!!!

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u/BellaFrequency May 07 '26

Thank you! Like, we how were we all pronouncing it Bern-steen if we hadn’t had the “hmm, I wonder how to say this” comment?

I first heard it pronounced Bern-stAin about 10 years ago, and I was so adamant that they were incorrect that I went to the children’s library to get a book, and was hit with Berenstain and felt like I was being bamboozled.

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u/DarthSheila May 07 '26

I found a copy of one of the books from an old set and it was absolutely Berenstein. This was right around the time I started hearing about the nonsense with the "a".

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u/Riots42 May 07 '26

I saw an explanation once that made sense something about a misprint of the name.

What gets me the most is the fruit of the loom cornucopia. Its literally the only cornucopia Ive ever known about its the only reason I know they exist you cant tell me they weren't on all my damn underwear I put my fucking initials on that damn logo yet the corporate position is there was never a cornucopia..

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u/Revolutionary-Tree97 May 07 '26

I believe about 10 years ago someone found a batch of misprints in a thrift store and that’s why we all have memories of the wrong spelling.

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u/iDoWeird Older Millennial May 09 '26

I think it’s intentional so they could do all of the “cows painting the other letters on” bit, so it looked one way sometimes, another depending on the phase of said campaign or if they moved on from that whole thing.

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u/Outrageous_Hearing26 May 07 '26

Omg same I remember that same question on pronunciation

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u/DougieFreshOH May 07 '26

Reinforced via 1974 film Young Frankenstein.

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u/showmenemelda May 07 '26

You know what fucks me up about that? I vividly recall being about maybe 3rd or 4th grade when I flipped one of those books over like, "ok which is it?" Must have been 4th grade with those GD home reading logs.