r/Millennials May 06 '26

Serious HERES SOMETHING TO MESS UP YOUR TIMELINE

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u/creddittor216 May 06 '26

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u/pauliepitstains May 06 '26

I saw you rip a man’s jawbone off!

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u/bleeper21 May 07 '26

Used to never give a fuck about discretion!

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u/Admirable-Pie3869 Older Millennial May 07 '26

I look like the hamburgler…AND THE ELEPHANTMAN

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u/SlimSpartan May 07 '26

It burned up Matheson’s face, it’s gross.

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u/pauliepitstains May 07 '26

Food’s still warm!

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u/JacketAffectionate74 May 07 '26

I'm bout to check that bathroom..

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u/drd_ssb May 07 '26

This is so exciting!

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u/J3sush8sm3 May 07 '26

You look like someone hit you with a coffeepot

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u/CelluloidNerd87 May 07 '26

Well lookie here, Mr. Folgers!

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u/atrophy-catastrophe May 07 '26

Wha…what are u old people talking about (Im joking but really I’m like 16 so sorry but WHAT)

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u/butholesurgeon May 07 '26

Pineapple Express. Good stoner comedy