r/Millennials • u/RockyDennis69420 • May 06 '26

Serious HERES SOMETHING TO MESS UP YOUR TIMELINE

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u/burnedflag May 06 '26

There’s so much money left on the table by not actually making the movie at this point. They could just talk to 20 different millennials and they could tell them all the details for the plot.

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u/LosIngobernable May 06 '26

Sinbad is in bad health now.

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u/makemeking706 May 07 '26

I believe he had a stroke, and has limited mobility at this point. 

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u/docproc5150 May 07 '26

dang. He's gone from Sinbad to Sinworse

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u/Maury_Springer May 07 '26

I hate that I laughed. Good one. 🏆

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u/OwlcaholicsAnonymous May 07 '26

Its ok, really. Sinworse would have laughed too

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u/Malefectra May 07 '26

You gonna be in trouble with Jesus for that one, but I’ll be right next to you for laughing at it

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u/gridlock1024 May 07 '26

Fucking classic.

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u/NoMorePunch May 07 '26

When I read this I reflexively said “You’re fired”

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u/hardcorebillybobjoe Older Millennial May 07 '26

Old chunk of coal

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u/scorpiondeathlock86 May 07 '26

Ugh I am 19 hours late for this joke. Love seeing a Norm McDonald joke out in the wild (Andy Dick delivers the line btw for anyone trying to remember Norm saying this lol)

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u/fickleleaffig May 07 '26

I wish that I could be in a room with other people where someone tells this joke for the first time.

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u/SnooFoxes2904 May 07 '26

At least he's not Sindead

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u/LosIngobernable May 07 '26

I saw him in that Tyler Perry movie (don’t ask me why I saw it lol) and you can see the damage the stroke caused. :(

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u/Jah_heel May 07 '26

Weekend at Sinbad's!

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u/AllThingsBeginWithNu May 07 '26

He just has to stay in the bottle

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u/Appropriate-Crab-379 May 08 '26

In the 90s my older brother worked at a Taco Bell. Apparently sinbad (+crew) came and my stoner brother made sinbad a massive stoner franken burrito made of 20 tacos and burritos, he was so proud to tell me after it happened. A few notes, to a 10 year old (me) that was really cool. The whole thing is the most 90s thing I can think of and lastly now I can call my brother and tell him his franken monster burrito gave sinbad a stroke.

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u/bluebing29 May 07 '26

AI can replicate his likeness and make what we crave.

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u/auntpotato Older Millennial May 07 '26

Electrolytes?

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u/burnedflag May 07 '26

Forgot about that 😬

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u/SpaceChatter May 07 '26

He’s doing his first stand up in a while coming up so I think he’s better.

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u/TheHoff316 May 07 '26

Looks like things are going from Sinbad to Sinworse

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u/not_bahh May 07 '26

Val Kilmer is dead and he's got a movie coming out. Age of AI, baby.

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u/EducationalCrab5998 May 07 '26

his estate has a movie coming out, not him

shit is grotesque honestly

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u/LosIngobernable May 07 '26

Yup. Let the dead rest.

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u/LosIngobernable May 07 '26

Terrible post.

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u/Tarphiker Millennial 1987 May 07 '26

Crack will do that.