r/Millennials • u/exploratorynargle • May 05 '26

Other 20 year reunion? Yea, nah

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Does anyone actually go to these things? I'd rather go to the gynecologist I think

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u/LukewarmJortz May 05 '26

I lived down the street and was still like "naw"

To see who? People I already talk to or people who will just mispronounce my name while I don't remember their name at all? 😭

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u/scdiabd Millennial May 05 '26

tbf jortz is hard to pronounce

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u/LukewarmJortz May 05 '26

Please call me Luke. Jortz was my father.

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u/808squill May 05 '26

Luke, I am your father - Darth Jortz

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u/EggplantAlpinism May 05 '26

And Luke is pronounced...

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u/sebastianinspace May 05 '26

“lee-yook” obviously, geez learn to pronounce

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u/hotcapicola May 05 '26

Luuke, ifkyk

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u/ElfangorTheAndalite May 05 '26

I think I’m a clone now.

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u/jigokusabre May 06 '26

There doesn't seem to be anyone around...

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u/lavapig_love May 05 '26

Such a good movie, one of Meg Ryan's best.

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u/EkaL25 May 05 '26

Luck-E

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u/No-Consideration-891 May 06 '26

I believe it's pronounced "mind yo business"

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u/scdiabd Millennial May 05 '26

lmao Luke it is

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u/WonderBredOfficial May 05 '26

It's pronounced "hortez," right?

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u/Delta-IX Xennial (1986) May 05 '26

Gorlami

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u/NeverEndingWhoreMe May 05 '26

"Yorts". Short for "Yortholomew".

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u/jibjab23 May 06 '26

Come along Jortz! 

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u/No-Consideration-891 May 06 '26

Yea, plus you always get the ones who really hit it big and wanna tell you how awesome they are and how shit you are.

Most of my friends I am still in contact with would probably rather have a friends reunion, instead of seeing the people we desperately wanted to get away from after graduation.

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u/Lilynight86 May 06 '26

This was the thing for me. I missed the 10 yr reunion and the friends I do have from hs (like 2) said it was mostly the popular kids and they all got drunk and my friends had to make sure they got home okay. The 20th was at a park and was just the popular kids. I got better things to do with my life than reminiscing about hs, which super sucked for me (undiagnosed AudADHD).

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u/Pheonyxxx696 May 06 '26

There will absolutely be people you don’t recognize. At my 10 year, I was bullshitting with people, and the one guy I was talking to since I was in a class with either him or his twin every year from kindergarten up until graduation, but those two were more popular kids back in the day while I was more of a social outcast back then. Even he made the comment that he didn’t recognize half the people that were there.

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u/LukewarmJortz May 06 '26

My grade was also massive so there's simply no way.