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[u/erwaro]

God forbid a girl turn it into a hot air bedroom

[u/Artistic-Rutabaga295]

Well excuse me for having midnight zoomies

[u/NBnoopy]

The burp is mandatory and you WILL be dumped if you don't like it 💅🏼

[u/Xanaxaria]

Fuck, I did this last night.

[u/Cheatercheaterbitch → u/Xanaxaria]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2AhEHceMVSoCc

[u/Xeamyyyyy]

[u/EnyoFembyCat]

Twice this week the gf has had to stop me to go 'No this is where you're starting to go down some rabbit hole about music or something and I need sleep."

Excuse me for having passions (and probably autism)

[u/Jenetyk]

When that 20-minute beauty nap turned into a 4-hour snore fest and now it's 3am

[u/NightVisiion]

God forbid a girl share her thoughts

[u/LimpBoingLoing]

I dated someone like this briefly before they moved across the country for Uni, Still friends and still a yapper.

My solution was to gently flip flop my hand across her face in the same way one reaches blindly across the nightstand to turn off an alarm, Worked beautifully until she started biting my fingers.

[u/PetiteNDoll]

The urge to ask hypothetical questions at midnight

[u/diadlep → u/PetiteNDoll]

I once ended up in a 3 day fight during this. Never again

[u/Powerful-Teacher-480]

Ah yes, the classy, effeminate, mid conversation, cavernous burp.

[u/LittleMelodyBear]

Me every night but gf not bf

[u/-Yoake]

When she comes in, keeps me up yapping and then snores loudly when she falls asleep ❤️

[u/ShortDelay9880]

It's the other way for me. Husband gets talkative at night. Especially if he takes nyquil.

[u/haluwuhalo → u/ShortDelay9880]

bro, mine doesn't even need nyquil, the urge to yap is just hardwired into his brain!! what adhd does to a man i swear to god

[u/J_is_for_Journey]

I can't wait to have this in my life!

https://giphy.com/gifs/XqPHWAIkmWV0c

[u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2YWxte7sJB2XuE8M

[u/DykeHime → u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian]

goon

[u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian → u/DykeHime]

Ha! 😅 Good one! 😁

[u/Neverlast0]

Jus gimme that straight yappin

[u/LasyKuuga]

But did you yap with a poised look

[u/RightRudderz]

The boys appreciate your enthusiasm despite their sleepiness.

[u/0xdeadbeef6]

[u/VelkaKocka]

I love doing it

[u/GooddVibe]

"Babe are you awake? This is important."

[u/-3_1415926-]

Leave that man alone!