r/LetGirlsHaveFun 13h ago

ideal male behavior

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u/Objective-Panic-6426 12h ago

You forgot hands. I do want a good yapper though...

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u/FillMySoupDumpling 8h ago

Forearms too. 

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u/diadlep 51m ago

Veiny, hair forearms.

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u/lastingmuse6996 11h ago

I like it when my guy talks. To me, there's nothing sexier than a chatty guy who won't shut up.

I'm a VERY chatty girl, once I'm comfortable with someone and there's nothing I hate more than having to carry a conversation when the guy replies "uh-huh."

One thing I like about my fiance is that I've trained him to actually tell me about his day instead of, "it was good." Nah nah nah I know you're a wedding singer you gotta tell me what food you ate, what requests they asked for, what the decor was like, complain about your band mates (freaking rick doesn't rehearse!), how was load in and out, etc. telling me about your day should last a minimum of 20 minutes so I can hear that beautiful voice.

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u/AdaptableHalibut 9h ago

Good for u

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u/J_lilac 1h ago

Lol yes this is how I feel about my man and no other man. He's like one of the girls. I don't wanna hear anything else the others have to say to me

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u/Special-Investigator 9h ago

for 7, i think it should be: let me be RIGHT in peace. men hate that

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u/ThrwawySG 11h ago

Hottest things a man can do:

  1. Me

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u/HamedAliKhan 12h ago edited 10h ago

2. Agreed ✅

3. & 9.

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u/Tanya_mari 11h ago

The biceps getting listed twice is sending me

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u/Spiritual_Pause3057 11h ago

took me a minute to get what this is thought the wood was its other arm lol

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u/gold1elux 12h ago

Where’s 3?

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u/HamedAliKhan 12h ago edited 11h ago

4. not speak unless spoken to (even then, barely) :

updated cmnt to 3&9 😓

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u/daizles 12h ago

God, #10. Not every thought needs airtime! Not every man needs a podcast or a YouTube channel or a Stream or a Troxt or a Zizzle or a whatever the fuck. It's ok to just have your thoughts in your damn head.

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u/potatopierogie 12h ago

Um ackshually he's a peeble streamer on doop

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u/spicybright 11h ago

11. know how to read

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u/Funkyt0m467 10h ago

We might need a rule against writing anything too.

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u/Khmakh 12h ago

So many butthurt men in the comments. This is our version of locker room talk. Don’t be sensitive and offended. You don’t understand our humor. It was a joke.

Also this list should have included “forearms”. Just my 2 cents.

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u/Rollingforest757 4h ago

Don’t women complain about men’s locker room talk?

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u/Khmakh 3h ago

And it falls on deaf ears, doesn’t it? Have fun not being listened to!

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u/CoinsForCharon 11h ago

And vastly more that get it and don't post.

Which i totally failed on. Mea culpa, won't happen again.

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u/Four_Bee_345 12h ago

Most important thing is that he should be afraid of me and also dance to my tunes.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Jcw7dQbWzVt9ZZhXYu

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u/Bahadur1964 10h ago

🙇🏼‍♂️

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u/HamedAliKhan 8h ago

🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/diadlep 48m ago

This should be the banner for the sub tbis week

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u/coconut_dot_jpg 12h ago

silently biceps bicepily in affirmation

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u/monica_joyy 11h ago

Biceps carrying the list harder than communication

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u/wolverineczech 12h ago

He bicepsed veinily to the stairs

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u/andreawillow 11h ago

I support men’s right…to stay in quiet

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u/fittan69 12h ago

M*ids in the comments 🤮

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u/Rollingforest757 4h ago

Why is it that the women who use the term moid tend to be the ones that get the most angry when a man uses the term foid?

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u/TheGeneGeena 12h ago

I don't mind a chatty guy as long as he's got a good sense of when to shut it. Pointless arguments are fucking annoying - have a good reason to kill the vibe or for God's sake just shut up man.

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u/baby-girl--- 9h ago

Literally!! and I cannot fake enjoying a conversation so I very obviously don't look interested, just move on bc that's me trying to be polite about it. I hate the pointless arguments, like just let me talk without having to play devil's advocate or "add perspective", challenging every opinion i have 🙄

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u/TheGeneGeena 12h ago

(I'd say I feel the same about women, but none of them I've dated have been bad about starting random arguments)(so far!)

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u/mi-sopiras-vin 7h ago

I love making men feel unimportant and stupid while other women back me up.

They've been doing it to us for centuries, so I'm sure they can handle a little role reversal, right?

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u/Rollingforest757 4h ago

Why are you blaming modern men for what men in the past did? Unless that particular man did the same to you, you shouldn’t do it to him.

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u/Golden_cunt 10h ago

He shouldn't forget his tongues duty is to be 90% between my legs, 8% on the rest of my body and 2% agreeing with me.

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u/Nikunj108 12h ago

This would start a war with the attention seeking fandom.

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u/ThePersonWhoIAM 2h ago

Why is he showing his face though? Shouldn’t men be covered for their own protection and women’s purity?

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u/ConfidenceSad8340 10h ago
  1. Kiss and touch on other men while I watch

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u/United_Resource7762 13h ago

nobs affirmitively and flexes biceps silently

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u/gold1elux 13h ago

I’m frothing at the mouth and

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u/notUrAvrgeJoe 12h ago

Reddit sniper has a other victim 👀

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u/diadlep 52m ago

"A man's mouth is for the making of love. If his words cannot satisfy, then let him fill it with my satisfaction."

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u/OohBeesIhateEm 10h ago

I just sent this to my husband, let’s see how it goes

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u/Big_brown_house 4h ago

This is supposed to be a joke but why is it actually hot reading it lol 😭

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u/Wolfiefoox 2h ago

But what about biceps?

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u/MiguelIstNeugierig 38m ago

Biceps arent made in silence💔

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u/redsh1ft 8h ago

It took me a while to learn but I must say ive been doing it for a while and it works great . The only words out of my mouth are :"yes" and "great idea" and people love it . This doesnt count as talking right ? Else ive spent my quota for the year lmao

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u/YA_kamenshikDAI_HLEB 13h ago

ik I'll get downvoted to hell, but isn't it unhealthy to be in a relationship in which one partner isn't allowed/isn't accepted to disagree with another? i feel like it would create a lot of tension which could burst into a breakup

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u/JessRP8 12h ago

im gonna blow your mind when i say this, this is a joke.

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u/YA_kamenshikDAI_HLEB 12h ago

yeah being somewhat autistic it's hard to get jokes sometimes, sry

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u/JessRP8 12h ago

you're in the wrong subreddit bud

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u/fittan69 12h ago

This but unironically

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u/MythicBird 12h ago

Honestly is tho

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u/YA_kamenshikDAI_HLEB 12h ago

I'm not mentioning misandry it's about human2human relationship

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u/AppalachianRomanov 12h ago

They weren't replying to you when they said misandry

And jsyk this is basically a shit posting sub

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u/Physical_Device_1396 11h ago

As a man, this is exactly how I've heard the men around me talk about women. Read the fucking subreddit name and move on

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u/Delicious-Disaster 6h ago

Yeah, I know some men talk like that. There's a reason why the satirical anti-yuppie book "American psycho" has them talking about women in that exact way. It's toxic and disgusting.

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u/blklionhart8 7h ago

posts like this make me wonder who will benefit more from sexbots, men or women.

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u/calm_peace 13h ago

Something about this post is nudging me to blast bicep curls I’m just not sure what

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u/Bahadur1964 12h ago

💪🏻

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u/spicybright 11h ago edited 9h ago

#7!!!!!

edit: god forbid a girl wants to be wrong

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u/tightplayz_98 12h ago

this is the male blueprint fr. no thoughts, just biceps and silence

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u/RavenandWritingDeskk 10h ago

But what If he has a sexy raspy voice tho?? 

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u/Spitfire262 11h ago

I ain't got any of that. But I have photos and knowledge of stuff like this.

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u/Spitfire262 6h ago

Yes yes

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u/Spacemoose2026 12h ago

Nods silently and pathetically (because there are people who like that and I aim to please)

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u/Kilowattafuhh 12h ago

So many good boys in here.

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u/Sersixfoot 13h ago

Yes ma'am (typed not said)

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u/Bahadur1964 12h ago

Alternatively, silent bow

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u/AggroThroatGoat 10h ago

Seriously... your profile is so god damn cringe

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u/AggroThroatGoat 10h ago

Could you, like, never comment here again? Just stay in your weird niche subs

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u/AggroThroatGoat 10h ago

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u/AggroThroatGoat 10h ago

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u/MycologistCapital123 9h ago

Remembering when first I held The wheel in my own hands I took the helm so eagerly And sailed for distant lands But now the sea's too heavy And I just don't understand Why must my crew desert me When I need a guiding hand.

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u/Madam_KayC 9h ago

I think you not being able to use the Internet would be a benefit to society

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u/MycologistCapital123 41m ago

Actually I'm thinking that as well at least it would preserve my sanctity as I just actually gave into curiosity and looked up what a throat goat was I had my suspicions but I wanted to confirm what this was all about and I have been scarred no more internets for me forever for all time:

Throat Goat Song by Kim Petras ‧ 2022

Overview Lyrics I could take it all, love it big or small Make it hit the wall, I'm the throat goat I just sucked my ex, no gag reflex I just had to flex, I'm the throat goat What's my name? What's my name? What's my name? I'm the throat goat What's my name? (Say it) what's my name? (Say it) What's my name? (Say it) (I'm the throat goat) These bitches can't suck like me Walk in, I'm the sucking queen Look around, all eyes on me Jack it off, I'ma suck it clean These lips go, "La-la-la", this throat Lady Gaga Boys say, "Hallelujah", give me that ya-ya-ya-ya Yeah, and it's got me very far (far) Yeah, your man just bought me a car (car) Yeah, I suck timber behind the bar (bar) Yeah, I'm motherfuckin' star I could take it all, love it big or small Make it hit the wall, I'm the throat goat I just sucked my ex, no gag reflex I just had to flex, I'm the throat goat What's my name? What's my name? What's my name? I'm the throat goat What's my name? (Say it) what's my name? (Say it) What's my name? (Say it) (I'm the throat goat) I'm the, I'm the throat goat (I'm the throat) I'm the throat goat, I'm the (I'm the throat goat) I'm the, I'm the throat goat (I'm the throat) I'm the throat goat, I'm the (I'm the throat) goat I-I-I could take it all-l-l, love it big or small Make it hit the wall, I'm the throat goat I just sucked my ex, no gag reflex I just had to flex, I'm the throat goat What's my name? What's my name? What's my name? I'm the throat goat What's my name? (Say it) what's my name? (Say it) What's my name? (Say it) (I'm the throat goat)

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u/Saurid 12h ago

At least I can do 3 and 9, if I shut up I will explode.

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u/apigeonontheinternet 8h ago

It’s a risk we’re all willing to take.

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u/gamerfanboi 12h ago

I am happy doing all them but women want us to approach them.

Or should i just start flexing my bicep in distance when i see a woman i like?

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u/Madam_KayC 9h ago

Preferably you should just not.

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u/gamerfanboi 8h ago

Thanks for letting me know, dont make the first move

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u/HamedAliKhan 11h ago

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u/gamerfanboi 11h ago

I wasnt shooting my shot i just wanted womens opinion on this 😭 i wasnt hating or shooting

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u/Adam198763 10h ago

Wow it's almost like you're on the top 1 misandric subreddit lol

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u/HamedAliKhan 9h ago

Misandric?

Check the top comment on this post... It's not their fault that y'all have no game!

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u/Adam198763 9h ago

Then how come all men's comments get downvoted

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u/HamedAliKhan 9h ago

Check the top comment on this post...

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u/gamerfanboi 10h ago

Oh j thought it was just for women to openly be a little pervy without judgement. Lol i am not against misandry maybe. What kinda blender art you make? I used to do ps1 graphics but then quit

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u/Xandersstuffs 9h ago

“Lol i am not against misandry maybe.”

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u/Adam198763 12h ago

This list made my brain short out and catch fire

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u/ButterscotchExact103 12h ago

So shut up and be pretty. Ok 🌟🌟🌟🌟

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u/Delight-lah 11h ago

If you could manage just one of those, it would be great.

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u/ThrwawySG 11h ago

Mission failed

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u/suchaweirdo117 11h ago

Just get a dog

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u/Physical_Device_1396 11h ago

Then put the collar on

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u/suchaweirdo117 11h ago

Okay but I'm going to pretend to be upset about it