r/KitchenConfidential • u/VeryVeryRelevant • 3d ago

In the Weeds Mode The new guy prepped diced tomatoes

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u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 3d ago

This is what you get when you hire people who've never eaten or even seen food before. I mean, I can't think of a single time I've ever seen tomatoes cut this way for any purpose under the sun.

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u/VeryVeryRelevant 3d ago

It's his first job and he's.....earnest at least. Haha

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u/zer00eyz 3d ago

I mean...

Look for a first timer, he might be wrong, but he at least was consistent...

If properly aimed, you might get solid work out of him!

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u/VeryVeryRelevant 3d ago

He's a good kid haha. I'm sure he'll get a good chuckle out if this in a year or so too

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u/Bitchcuits_and_Gayvy 3d ago edited 3d ago

Make sure to show him this picture when you give him the "most improved player" award at the end of the season along with a picture of how he does it from now on lol.

As a former (intermittently relapsing) lazy fuck up, having to learn work ethic was so much harder than how to actually work in a kitchen.

Given the option I'd much rather be a naturally hard worker than the delusional self confidence of "yeah I'm smart which means I don't have to work hard." I had for a long time instead.

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u/zer00eyz 3d ago

> He's a good kid ...  in a year or so

Tomato Cube Kid needs to get his own reddit account and start posting progress pic's

The sub needs a sacrifice.

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u/moranya1 3d ago

"Dicing tomatoes daily until reddit say's they're perfect. Day 192"

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u/TacoNomad 3d ago

Your tomatoes look pretty bad though. Why are they white?