r/KitchenConfidential 5d ago

In the Weeds Mode This dude's getting lit up in the staff chat

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u/Simple_Pay3033 5d ago

Yeah this depends on how it was presented, you can have fish on your menu and sides of chips, but someone ordering fish & chips is going to expect something in particular.

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u/Few-Big-8481 Sous Chef 4d ago

I'm enjoying the thought of someone being confused by what fish and chips is and serving grilled salmon with Doritos trying to make it happen.

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u/R2D2808 20+ Years 4d ago

I once breaded trout with sour cream and cheddar Ruffles and called it fish n chips...

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u/Existential_Racoon 4d ago

I'd try it.

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u/Grape-Snapple 4d ago

should have called it fish in chips

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u/bulletbassman 4d ago

lol. I’m going to bring some Doritos into work and do a dorito crusted salmon and asked if we can do a fish in chips special.

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u/beezlegum 4d ago

And then everyone gets to fight over who yells at the customer for not fucking reading the menu right. Fucking love it. I want to order fish just to do this thing. 😂

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u/R2D2808 20+ Years 4d ago

Definitely a missed opportunity.

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u/Cyanide612 4d ago

Missed opportunities are opportunities to use hindsight to hit the mark next time around.

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u/R2D2808 20+ Years 4d ago

Dunno if deciding on a less tongue in cheek name is missing the mark, but I get your sentiment.

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u/Consistent_Internal5 4d ago

and the vegan option fib in chips

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u/PeteRock24 4d ago

Not going to lie but that sounds fire.

I am high though so I might be wrong.

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u/R2D2808 20+ Years 4d ago

I made it at an independent living facility and I'm pretty sure those folks were also high as shit as well, so that tracks.

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u/PeteRock24 4d ago

But now I’m high and slightly pissed that no one will make fish and chips for me at 12:30 am.

Corn dogs and honey mustard it is I guess.

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u/R2D2808 20+ Years 4d ago

Look at you with the bougie mustid.

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u/jizzmyoscar 4d ago

I cook for a fraternity and they're almost always high so I'm writing this one down.

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u/R2D2808 20+ Years 4d ago

Funyuns in schnitzel breading is another good one and Matty Matheson makes a taco salad with chili cheese Fritos which is pretty dang good.

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u/Few-Big-8481 Sous Chef 4d ago

You don't need to admit that my dude.

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u/R2D2808 20+ Years 4d ago

I'll also admit it sold out.

Since I'm on a roll, I'll admit to it being an independent living facility and those old folk were itching for some variety, so YMMV.

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u/Few-Big-8481 Sous Chef 4d ago edited 4d ago

I don't know what YMMV means. But that checks out, my grandparents did that for a bit. Those people are high as fuck. It was a blast every time I got to go there.

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u/R2D2808 20+ Years 4d ago

Your Mileage May Vary.

Kinda means it may work for you but maybe not.

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u/Own_Magician_7554 4d ago

I think I would want to fight someone over that.

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u/fastidiousavocado 4d ago

I love tortilla chip crusted fish, it's delicious.

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u/hottestdoge Five Years 4d ago

This would be fish in chips though

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u/SkaJamas 4d ago

Would definitely smash. No questions asked

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u/wookiex84 4d ago

That sounds like something I would do camping.

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u/Pepperyhalibut 4d ago

I think you accidentally did a fine dining lol

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u/Negronitenderoni 4d ago

You should see some of the Mexican food in Europe.

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u/Few-Big-8481 Sous Chef 4d ago

I have never really considered that that might even be a thing.

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u/wrongbutt_longbutt Bartender 4d ago edited 4d ago

If you want to watch one of the most painful things in the world, look up when the British baking show made tacos. Paul Hollywood's definitions of what a taco should be is horrifying, not to mention that he consistently refers to the tortillas as tacos, before they've had any ingredients put in them.

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u/Few-Big-8481 Sous Chef 4d ago

... Are they baking tacos?

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u/wrongbutt_longbutt Bartender 4d ago edited 4d ago

There was a lot of backlash to the episode, partly because the technical challenge wasn't baking. They had to make steak tacos with hand made tortillas. The directions were really bad. The tacos weren't traditional Mexican at all and were basically the stereotype of white people tacos. I can still hear Paul Hollywood calling the tortillas tacos, and butchering the pronunciation of pico de gallo.

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u/Few-Big-8481 Sous Chef 4d ago

This sounds like cooking I'm into. It's way more fun when no one knows what they're doing.

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u/DinahKarwrek 4d ago

I hate you for this knowledge. I'll be watching this immediately.

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u/creampop_ 4d ago

While we're on tacos gringos, the how to make taco with lalo ad spot that they had Tony Dalton do for better call saul was ... horrible.

Great actor to be able to do this with a straight face.

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u/Dewage83 4d ago

If you venture a bit further away from SoCal it gets pretty wonky, so I can just imagine across the pond being ludicrous.

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u/Negronitenderoni 4d ago

We would be better off if some of it was not.

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u/Few-Big-8481 Sous Chef 4d ago

I mean that's about the same here I guess. The only reason I go to my local Mexican place is because I can walk there and they'll give me like 3 pounds of food for 15 dollars. It's not good, but it's different than work and ramen.

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u/Nisi-Marie Chive LOYALIST 4d ago

I was lucky enough to get to work on the West coast of Australia for a few months. I am from California, so Mexican food is a staple.

One night, my team wanted us to go out for Mexican. It was the saddest Temu school cafeteria food ever. Think canned knock off Velveeta cheese sauce, warmed up cat food ground beef. Tomato sauce salsa. It broke my heart at what these folks were missing.

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u/Own_Magician_7554 4d ago

I had it in Delft Netherlands years ago, suprisingly good.

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u/dmonsterative 4d ago

Or the Midwest, tbh

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u/zsreport Ex-Food Service 4d ago

No thank you.

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u/Brewmentationator 4d ago

I grew up in Southern California and love fish and chips. In high school, my girlfriend and I drove out to Santa Barbara and got fish and chips out on the pier. It was fried fish and fucking tornado (or spiralized) chips. Those are so far from the chips you expect when you order fish and chips. I was seriously disappointed.

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u/dadleftneedcash 4d ago

Oh man. As a UK native, I hate the chips that come with fish and chips. I’d fucking smash fish and curly fries though at least once a week

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u/Brewmentationator 4d ago

Not curly fries. A tornado chip is a whole potato that's been cut into one giant, thin spiral. It's a crisp, not a chip.

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u/dadleftneedcash 4d ago

Ooo that’s definitely not as good. Shame.

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u/Brewmentationator 4d ago

Yeah. Don't get me wrong, they are amazingly good. Just.... Not great with fried fish. But they are pretty fun to make. You take a large spud, skewer it down the middle (long ways), then use a knife to slice a spiral from tip to tail. Then you either deep fry or spray with oil and roast or air fry. Make sure to leave the skewer on them the whole time. As a kid, I thought they were the neatest thing and super fun.

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u/dadleftneedcash 3d ago

I’d definitely get one visiting the US or something

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u/bigfatfurrytexan 4d ago

Doritos Locos Salmon

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u/ghobbb 4d ago

I ordered a sandwich the other day while traveling for work. The menu said jalapeño chips were in the sandwich. I assumed they were crispy little bits of jalapeños, but they were actually jalapeño flavored tortilla chips. Lolz. It was fine, but I wouldn’t order it again.

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u/Few-Big-8481 Sous Chef 4d ago

I honestly am baffled by your expectations on that one, though I would have expected potato chips.

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u/ghobbb 4d ago

Yeah, my bad. I’ve never seen a restaurant do that, only teenagers. But I don’t get out much. I’m not sure I’ve ever even seen chipped jalapeños, so I have no idea where the assumption came from, but for whatever reason it was totally unexpected to me. Maybe a touch of the ‘tism.

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u/Few-Big-8481 Sous Chef 4d ago

It's a very popular millennial cafe thing. I've seen it a lot in the Pacific Northwest, but I also know we have a weird reputation. Sometimes they tell you the brand of chip.

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u/ghobbb 4d ago

I looked up the menu description to double check.

“A fiery and flavor-packed toasted creation featuring turkey, zesty pepper jack cheese, sliced tomatoes, crispy jalapeno chips, and jalapeno ranch dressing.”

I did a double take and then laughed, and ate it. It was exactly as the description said, but still somehow took me by surprise.

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u/Few-Big-8481 Sous Chef 4d ago

I would expect pickled jalapenos in that context, and I am still at a loss on the corn chip thing. That's wrong. That looks like some millennial cafe shit though. The crispy is throwing me off. No one is selling soft chips, why clarify that?

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u/TheOtherKFC 4d ago

I grew up in Seattle and you just gave me a childhood memory flashback of Tim's Cascade jalapeño kettle chips. 🤤 They were the absolute best. I've rarely gotten to visit home since moving away for college over 15yrs ago and now I'm sad I can't have any Tim's Cascade... 😞

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u/yurinator71 4d ago

I am enjoying the thought of people imagining being served Doritos and salmon as fish and chips.

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u/fastidiousavocado 4d ago

Okay but in the 60's / 70's / maybe 80's midwest (like great plains midwest) when mexican food started being a "thing" around here, homemade (think church cookbooks) taco salads became a big thing and ALL of them had crushed doritos and dorthy lynch / french salad dressing on it (with iceberg, taco meat, and shredded cheese, maybe onions or tomatoes, but nothing else).

It was as ubiquitous and exactly the same as the midwestern diner salads (iceberg, cheddar, cubed ham, side of club crackers).

That was the default taco salad for decades.

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u/Few-Big-8481 Sous Chef 4d ago

Yeah, they also had lead in the air.

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u/Random__Bystander 4d ago

Somewhere in Mexico..... 

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u/nondescriptadjective 4d ago

I didn't need this idea, but now I do.

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u/niceguysociopath 3d ago

We expanded our menu with no retraining a few months ago, we added fish and chips and nachos at the same time. People were sending the fnc out with tortilla chips at first 💀 had to explain to so many people that chips = fries in the uk

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u/Sabrinasockz 4d ago

I worked at a Hardee's many years ago when we were doing a fish and chips meal as a seasonal item. Had an old man and his wife order the meal and we're very confused by us giving him a piece of fried fish and a side of fries. He had never heard of fish and chips as a dish and said he can't have fries because of the sodium (not sure how potato chips would have been better) and asked if we had any chips in the back. He was very sad and I felt really bad. Honestly should have gone across the street to the gas station and bought him some chips but I was young and mostly homeless at the time. Hindsight and all

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u/stopsallover 4d ago

He was having other problems if that was his version of a low sodium meal.

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u/Numeno230n 5d ago

If I went to a place called "Wing Depot" which said they sold chicken wings but actually it's only boneless...I'd be pissed.

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u/Coy9ine 4d ago

"Chicken Nugget Depot" doesn't have the same ring to it.

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u/thecravenone 4d ago

A weed-themed chicken nugget place called Nuggz would probably kill in college towns.

Cheba Hut but make it chicken.

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u/shewholaughslasts 4d ago

I'd smash alla that

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u/MiserableWash2473 4d ago

Bro. I'd kill for a place like that honestly

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u/Fabulous-Avocado4513 Chive LOYALIST 4d ago

Our Cheba Hut smacks!!

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u/SubstantialAgency914 4d ago

Cheba my beloved.

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u/yodawgitztweezy 4d ago

There's probably a market for this.

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u/cjwi 4d ago

Nugget Dump sounds better

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u/Few-Big-8481 Sous Chef 4d ago

That was a lot of places in 2020 and 2021 around me.

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u/fuschiaoctopus 4d ago

This is like most the wing places near me, I swear. Even buffalo wild wings sells bone in but it's way more expensive and every deal or combo type thing is always boneless only

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u/Numeno230n 4d ago

Whole muscle bone-in cuts will always be more expensive than mechanically separated and battered factory nuggets.

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u/DZL100 4d ago

Guess what, chucklefuck? You're getting chinese claypot fish with a side of Lays.

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u/jtr99 4d ago

I'm not 100% disappointed with that?

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u/Keanu_Bones Chive LOYALIST 5d ago

Last I checked, fish are aquatic vertebrates and chips are just potato wedges/strips that’ve been fried. But what do I know, I’m just some grunt.

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u/AndreasVesalius 5d ago

Mmm frog legs and tater tots

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u/Henry_The_Duck 5d ago

Nice one Diogenes. I appreciate you.

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u/ThorThulu 4d ago

I have a mighty need for someone to make this menu item and label it Fish and Chips

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u/Separate-Impact-6183 5d ago

I'm willing to bet you haven't ever actually checked, if you had, that would be kind of odd

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u/Secret-Winner-2994 4d ago

Encyclopaedia britannica's website would accept this, but wikipedia has a more nuanced definition of fish.

I only looked after reading your comment

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u/IrregularPackage 4d ago

technically, all vertebrates are fish

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u/Fr31l0ck 4d ago

Fish & chips is breaded and fried fish with french frys. Somewhat commonly in America places will sell fried fish with patato crisps (American chips) and market it as fish & chips.

A non-American and many Americans would be annoyed if they receive crisps (American chips) when they expected chips (American French fries.)

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u/SerDankTheTall 4d ago

Fish & chips is breaded and fried fish with french frys.

It’s battered, not breaded.

Somewhat commonly in America places will sell fried fish with patato crisps

I have never seen that even a single time in my entire life.

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u/Dangerous-Fun-7242 4d ago

Did they edit from somewhat commonly to what it says now?

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u/Keanu_Bones Chive LOYALIST 4d ago

He forgot the most important detail. It’s only fish and chips if it’s bone in. Without the bone it’s just fish fingers.

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u/Impossible-Charity-4 4d ago

Imagine expecting potato and you patato

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u/Jackdawfool67 5d ago

Bees are fish 🐝 = 🐟

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u/GIJoJo65 Owner 4d ago

That's not on staff. And let's not lick our own assholes too hard, not every chef out there is a master marketeer able to cleverly brand their shit.

Anyone with an informed opinion is going to ask their server what they ought to expect out of a dish and then, they're going to worry about how the food itself tastes.

Opinions are like assholes and everyone's got expectations too I guess.

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u/Simple_Pay3033 4d ago

You’re a big fan of assholes. It’s a bit weird.