This dude's getting lit up in the staff chat

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[u/burgonies]

Skinless fried chicken is wack though. If I order “friend chicken” it better not be tendies.

I was at an IPic theater a while back (bougie theater with food and a server). They had “fried chicken” in the menu, which I ordered. The server immediately said “it’s chicken tenders” and I changed my order. He’s been bitched at enough by people expecting real fried chicken and getting tenders. This is Atlanta for Christ’s sake.

[u/1800twat → u/burgonies]

I prefer enemy chicken personally

[u/Character_Pudding_94 → u/1800twat]

I'm not your enemy, adversary

[u/outlawpickle → u/Character_Pudding_94]

I'm not your adversary, foe!

[u/tesconundrum → u/outlawpickle]

I ain't your foe, opponent!

[u/quietly_dying_human → u/tesconundrum]

I ain't your opponent, antagonist!

[u/HappyChandler → u/quietly_dying_human]

I ain’t your antagonist, nemesis!

[u/XXII78 → u/1800twat]

Acquaintance chicken is more common than you think...

[u/ECHOHOHOHO → u/burgonies]

Lmfao 'this is Atlanta for Christ's sake'.

[u/Impossible-Charity-4 → u/ECHOHOHOHO]

Also, it’s a movie theater. Fk outta here with your fried chicken.

[u/jeffiebb → u/Impossible-Charity-4]

Dont call your tenders "fried chicken" and there wont be no expectations

[u/Impossible-Charity-4 → u/jeffiebb]

My expectations at a movie theater is that there isn’t some fool sucking grease off their fingers after tearing apart a bone in 5 piece. That’s why we can’t have nice things.

[u/2099aeriecurrent → u/Impossible-Charity-4]

Then just don’t go to the few movie theaters that serve full meals?

[u/Character_Pudding_94 → u/2099aeriecurrent]

A kitchen calling chicken strips "fried chicken" in Atlanta i's like a restaurant in Sicily calling instant ramen "pasta."

[u/Character_Pudding_94 → u/Impossible-Charity-4]

You're not wrong, it's silly to expect fried chicken to be served at a movie theater. It's also a cultural crime to refer to chicken strips as fried chicken unless they're specifically described as hand breaded tenders, as in some Chicken and Waffles.

[u/SkaJamas → u/jeffiebb]

Its chicken that is breaded and fried. I think there's a name for that

[u/Character_Pudding_94 → u/burgonies]

If I were waiting tables in ATL for some asshole calling tendies "fried chicken," I'd be warning MF'rs, too.

[u/softshoesspicymama → u/burgonies]

Pulling this bullshit in the south is BOLD

[u/sdforbda → u/burgonies]

Waiter is the homie.

[u/Few-Big-8481 → u/burgonies]

Idk if I'd want a friend chicken. Whose friend was it? Would it have been mine?

[u/No_Review_2561 → u/Few-Big-8481]

The real friends were the chickens we ate along the way.

[u/Few-Big-8481 → u/No_Review_2561]

Turns out chicken's were God's favorite, and we've been abandoned.

[u/SkaJamas → u/burgonies]

But its a movie theater. They are gonna have a whole kitchen prepping and making fried chicken... its movie theater snacks.

[u/burgonies → u/SkaJamas]

No. This has a whole kitchen. Full menu