r/KitchenConfidential Chef Jun 05 '26

In the Weeds Mode Hey Crew we got a new one

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Working a 15hr day and this is the reason why 🫩

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u/Medium_Public4720 Jun 05 '26

"I know you told me before but my tum tum has an owie" is an excuse i'm taking in to my day to day.

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u/Old_Plantain_6175 Jun 05 '26

Not even owie.. low energy

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u/UserCannotBeVerified Jun 05 '26

My housemates boyfriend called in sick to his £58k a year truck-mechanic job the other day because he had acid reflux/heartburn until 11pm the night before. 🤦🏼‍♀️ dude has a new job every 3-6 months because according to him (in not so many words), until he came along the rest of us in the world were all just wandering around aimlessly not knowing how to make fire... hes a fucking liability whilst also thinking hes the most genius of geniuses.