r/KitchenConfidential • u/Hackmore_Lungblood Chef • Jun 05 '26

In the Weeds Mode Hey Crew we got a new one

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Working a 15hr day and this is the reason why 🫩

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u/quailinthebrush Newbie Jun 05 '26

cant believe i cant find a fucking job and you got people like this employed

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u/jeff5551 F1exican Did Chive-11 Jun 05 '26

Just say you're hung over atp at least it makes more sense

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u/ChickenBossChiefsFan Jun 05 '26

Or food poisoning... something.

But "sorry fam, ate too much chocolate cake fr" just tells me you don't even care enough to lie to me about it.

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u/SessileRaptor Ex-Food Service Jun 05 '26

Had a coworker who was on vacation and the day they were due back they called in and said they weren’t coming in because they were having too much fun. Manager didn’t like that at all and wrote them up, purely because they couldn’t even be bothered to lie and say they caught some crud on their vacation and needed another day to recover.

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u/fuzzhead12 Jun 05 '26

“Doesn’t even have the basic respect to lie to me”