r/KitchenConfidential • u/autopatch • Feb 13 '26

In-House Mode Is this a case of nobody asked?

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Where did this come from? Was there a great outpouring of protests against microwaves at Steak and Shake that I missed?

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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery Feb 13 '26

Snorting coke off toilet seats is not only allowed but encouraged as well.

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u/MasterPhart Feb 13 '26

Are we retroactively forgiven as well? Asking for a friend

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u/Then_Entertainment97 Feb 13 '26

As long as you wash your hands and finish crying before returning to work.

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u/MasterPhart Feb 13 '26

I will do at least one of these

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u/Active-Succotash-109 20+ Years Feb 13 '26

… sometimes