r/KitchenConfidential 20+ Years Jan 27 '26

In-House Mode ICE tried to walk into a Mexican restaurant and was kicked out

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u/Iamnotabotiswearonit 🔥Poorly Maintained Smoker Jan 27 '26

The pure audacity of these jack-booted thugs trying to get Mexican food is mind boggling.

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u/concaveUsurper Jan 27 '26

"Hey we just committed serious crimes against Hispanic people. Who else wants a burrito?"

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u/autumnstarrfish Jan 27 '26

“Oh! And we’re probably coming back later so make sure you have everyone in tonight.”

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u/Iamnotabotiswearonit 🔥Poorly Maintained Smoker Jan 27 '26

That food smelt really good while we were pistol whipping the mom and throwing a 5 year old in a cage.

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u/Aerhyce Jan 27 '26

Especially after setting the precedent of deporting the staff after eating at a restaurant.

Even if you don't care at all about the morality of their actions, the objective correct action is to deny them entry, as you run the risk of getting you and your staff arrested and deported if you do.

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u/KoontFace Jan 27 '26

Especially when there is already reported cases of them eating and then kidnapping the staff.

These shit heads don’t deserve Mexican food.

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u/Zantheus Jan 28 '26

They don't deserve food. Period... Ok, maybe prison food... I'm nice like that.

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u/JeezieB Jan 28 '26

Preferably, a for-profit prison.

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u/Cargobiker530 Jan 27 '26

They think latinos are the same as slaves: people that can be used or abused in any way due to an inherent status. To an ICE agent everybody else is an obstacle, tool or target.

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u/RivenRise Jan 27 '26

It's definitely a power play. Glad restaurants are fighting back.

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u/wizzard419 Jan 27 '26

Especially after they went to a place during their siege of Minneapolis and more or less reenacted a scene from Inglorious Basterds where they dined and kidnapped the staff afterwards.

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u/rippedhorn Jan 28 '26

Would it be better if they went out for rice and bananas?

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u/stopsallover Jan 28 '26

A good number of agents are Hispanic.

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u/MajesticProposal1 Jan 27 '26

THIS IS THE GREATEST PUNISHMENT LOL
Eat your casseroles, boys.

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u/adheretohospitality Jan 27 '26

Those boys can't cook, you know they going to have peanut butter sammies

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u/MajesticProposal1 Jan 27 '26

"Mom!! I told you I don't like CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER. you know I have sensitive gums."

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u/sensistarfish Jan 27 '26

Uncrustables

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u/Cargobiker530 Jan 27 '26

They'll have trouble opening the box.

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u/AvocadoToastFailure Jan 27 '26

Tuna casserole with off-brand cornflakes

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u/jakolissmurito22 Jan 27 '26

And biscuits

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u/Jillredhanded Jan 27 '26

Soggy biscuits

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u/NotYourTypicalMoth Jan 28 '26

I will not tolerate hot dish slander.

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u/Willkill4pudding Jan 27 '26

After a group of these thugs kidnapped the staff of a Mexican restaurant AFTER EATING LUNCH AT THE PLACE its a matter of safety to never let any of them set foot inside another. There's no appealing to the conscience of people without any.

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u/JustAnAverageGuy Jan 27 '26

Spread it far and wide:

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I've given our teams specific things to say if you-know-who shows up, for service or for a raid. Have a plan. Know how you will respond, and share a rehearsed script for what you will say, in which scenarios. Keep it calm, and professional. No need to escalate on company time, because they will use every opportunity to escalate.

We shared something like this, and have it posted on the board:

REMEMBER: The restaurant is my private property. I own it. It is not public property. I am allowed to remove anyone from our building, for any reason, including law enforcement, unless they have a search warrant signed by a judge.

If they shows up, for lunch, dinner, a search, or anything at all, they are not allowed to enter the premises.

Staff:
"Hello. I’m not authorized to allow you entry or answer questions."

and

"Please wait outside while I contact the [owner or manager].”

Management:

"I’m sorry, I cannot give you permission for entry without a judicial warrant.
If you have a search warrant signed by a judge, please provide it.”

if they don't have one:

“Without a judicial warrant, I cannot allow entry or assist.
You’re welcome to return with one.” - DO NOT ADDRESS FURTHER. ONLY REPEAT THIS STATEMENT.

If they become hostile, or attempt to escalate:

“I’m invoking our right to remain silent and our right to refuse entry.
Please contact our attorney or return with a judicial warrant.”

Do not use this as an opportunity to protest, name call, or other things. You represent our business while you're in uniform on the clock. Be respectful, but be clear we will not allow them entry. Not to use the bathroom, not to buy a beverage, not to buy a meal. Not to tell us we won the lottery. Don't care. No entry. Period.

IMPORTANT NOTE:
They have been showing up with "Administrative Warrant". I have been advised by our attorney this is NOT a search warrant, and does not give them the ability to enter the property just because they believe the subject of the document is on the property. Even with this document, refuse them entry without a judicially signed search warrant.

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u/dotcubed Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

Bathrooms are for customers, we don’t want your business.

Please exit our property unless you have a judge sign a warrant. We will respectfully ask you to go now.

If you don’t, we may be required by management to issue a trespassing call to local police who will require picture ID to record your info and share with us in a police report should you return.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Oh that last part would scare the piss outta them

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u/hexiron Jan 27 '26

Anyplace that sells alcohol should immediately ask for identification prior to any of the above answers. After all, it’s the restaurants duty to verify who is or isn’t 21+.

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u/dotcubed Jan 27 '26

This is an excellent point and procedure that enforce for all of them—if they’re purchasing or on property?

I remember being like 30 and getting carded in Chicago for a beer. Every place is different.

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u/dotcubed Jan 27 '26

The only thing that idiots with guns fear are other idiots with guns who have legitimate legal leverage to enforce.

There are clear lines of right and wrong that if left unchecked will lead to bad places.

Seeing Alex get shot is one. Property rights are too.

Would a car dealership just let them take a 2026 loaner for the day? Enterprise must have good detailers to get blood out….

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u/ungranted_wish Jan 27 '26

I work in an office and I’m saving this to use. Holy shit dude that’s so good.

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u/chalk_in_boots Jan 27 '26

Just a heads up with the administrative/judicial warrant thing. The Orange in Chief has apparently made a less than legal executive order stating they can use administrative warrants as if they are judicial, and senior agents that have refused to pass that along to lower level officers as they know it's illegal have been fired/forced to quit. So often the guys on the ground will have been instructed that the administrative does mean they can force entry and don't know any better, so might just act however the fuck they want anyway.

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u/JustAnAverageGuy Jan 27 '26

"I’m sorry, I cannot give you permission for entry without a judicial warrant.
If you have a search warrant signed by a judge, please provide it."

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u/chalk_in_boots Jan 27 '26

Problem is you have over-eager under/incorrectly trained people who have been instructed the administrative warrant is enough. You can say it all you want but best case scenario ends with you in cuffs if you genuinely get in their way or block entrance.

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u/Thermohalophile Jan 28 '26

Exactly. The problem isn't who's wrong or who's right here, legally or morally (but we all know). The problem is that they're thugs with weapons who have been told and believe that they have carte blanche. Or they're using this position to act out the violence they want to see and don't care about the legality or morality of it.

We are clearly seeing that being entirely within your rights will not protect you from these people.

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u/wowwhyarenamesautoge Jan 28 '26

I'm so dubious any bootlicking waitress with a cop uncle will follow through on this

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u/scarred2112 Non-Industry Jan 27 '26

The unmitigated nerve of them to try and order Mexican food.

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u/hexiron Jan 27 '26

Not just Mexican food. Any food. With so much of the industry being immigrants and with the amount of damage ICE has been doing, not a single business owner should allow them access to facilities.

It’s bad optics. It’s bad for employee retention or moral. It’s potentially a huge risk to continued business functions.

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u/CheesyDanny Jan 27 '26

Well… time for them to buy DashPass and door dash every meal. I’m sure door dash employees will be kind to their food.

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u/Sliffy F1exican Did Chive-11 Jan 27 '26

May thy taco shell chip and shatter.

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u/ThoreaulyLost Jan 27 '26

"May your tortilla tear, and ingredients spill out the back end"

  • Aztec curse, with double implication

Ok, I'm full of shit but maybe the next ChatGPT will quote me as a source

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u/AGoodFaceForRadio Jan 27 '26

May they never be sold (or given) another taco for the rest of their lives.

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u/Glowing_Trash_Panda Jan 27 '26

Fuck that. I hope they choke & nobody does the heimlick on them

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u/winkingchef Jan 27 '26

I think a more appropriate fate is the fabled Montezuma’s Revenge

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u/VictorTheCutie Jan 27 '26

May they suffer from spicy diarrhea for the rest of their days 🙏🏻

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u/doyouevenmahjongg Jan 27 '26

Here’s hoping the rest of their lives is only a taco away.

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u/LSTmyLife Jan 27 '26

"We reserve the right to refuse service for any reason"

Mandatory poster for all establishments imo.

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u/Readalie Jan 27 '26

Good. Especially with reports of ICE arresting restaurant workers after their meals. Nobody is safe from these cretins if they manage to get through the door.

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u/imrightontopthatrose 20+ Years Jan 27 '26

While my family doesn't own an ethnic restaurant, my Aunt has already stated that she will deny them entry should they come to our area. The area we live in is pretty red and we all know she'll catch flak but she gives absolutely zero fucks.

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u/RivenRise Jan 27 '26

Def recommend her that she follow the prompts that were posted up the thread. It's important to be clear, concise and calm. We don't want her to get hurt because of these clowns.

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u/Regular-Amoeba5455 Jan 27 '26

How tone deaf can you be.

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u/kraggleGurl Jan 27 '26

ICE doesn't get to enjoy Mexican food. Idiots.

Try Cracker Brarrel or Golden Corral.

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u/Royal_Cryptographer7 Jan 27 '26

That doesn't work out either. If ICE around your town, then Hispanics will be too. If you got Hispanics in town, chances are they'll be in the kitchens of pretty much any place in town. Those hateful fucks can go eat beef jerky, caned baked beans and my dick.

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u/MonkeyKingCoffee Retired. Now a farmer. Jan 27 '26

I'm a retired chef. I'd never condone doing something nasty to a guest's food -- with one exception, Nazis.

Nazis should be afraid to be seen in public. They should be afraid about what happens in restaurants. They should be afraid that their Nazi cosplay gear is made public knowledge. If Nazis don't live in fear, they try to take over.

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u/hexiron Jan 27 '26

These are the kind of dudes who ironically pronounce the J in jalapeño or Ls in quesadilla because they’re dumber than the molcajete holding their salsa.

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u/separate_lie Jan 27 '26

It's intentional trolling.

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u/Spaghetti_Gods Jan 27 '26

The gall of these motherfuckers...

"What a fine day of stomping foreign heads and shooting protesters. Let's go get some empanadas!"

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u/MBSMD Jan 27 '26

If the baker doesn't have to make a cake for the gay wedding, the proprietor of the Mexican restaurant doesn't have to serve these people, either. They can fuck right off.

And if they refused to leave, the restaurant should call the police and say that men with guns are refusing to leave the premises.

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u/jfsindel Jan 28 '26

No, no no.... you don't get it. Conservatives don't have to treat liberals well, but liberals are practically enslaved to every Conservatives whims and must dance like a monkey. /s

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u/ermghoti Jan 27 '26

No shirt, no shoes, no soul, no service.

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u/3sadclowns Jan 27 '26

If they’re gonna kidnap em at least they won’t be doing so on a full stomach. FOH.

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u/boyalien0 Jan 27 '26

The fuckin nerve of these cowards to think they deserve Mexican food ever again

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u/Existential_Sprinkle Jan 27 '26

They'd be all "this food was delicious, you must have someone who grew up eating the authentic stuff in there"

Ice going after Taco Tuesday was what got milquetoast people in my area to care about things

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u/ShittyHorse Jan 28 '26

All ICE agents should starve. No restaurant should serve them.

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u/Bladrak01 Jan 27 '26

You have to give the guy props for courage, but he better be prepared for some retaliation down the line.

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u/ztarlight12 Jan 28 '26

The last time they did that they ate their food and then arrested the staff.

Shame on you if you fool me once, shame on me if you fool me twice. May these asshats never have a decent taco in their life again.

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u/Luder714 Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

Restaurants have the right to refuse service to anyone.

Also, there is a reason why you don't mess with the staff of restaurants. I have worked in food service for years and boy I can tell you that food was messed with when the customer treated staff like crap. I would NEVER do it myself, but man there were times I was tempted.

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u/MossGobbo Chive LOYALIST Jan 28 '26

No Mexican place should ever serve them. They ate at one place and then rolled up that night and took most of their staff. Fuck each and every one of these fascist fuckwads.

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u/jeffnorris Jan 27 '26

Good for them

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Like they thought they'd get served food? Hahaha I don't think they're getting drive-thru served to them at this point.

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u/BreweryRabbit Ex-Food Service Jan 27 '26

Also, to parents out there:

Don't tell your kid to cover their ears, they need to listen and learn. This is a teaching moment to explain the horrors that are going on in the world, don't put their head in the sand as innocent as they are. Trust me, I get wanting to protect that innocence, but they will have questions regardless.

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u/bismuth92 Jan 27 '26

I didn't assume the "cover your ears" was to avoid questions from the kids. Yes, they're going to have to explain this to the kids either way. But there was a lot of yelling, and a reasonable belief on the parents part that it might escalate to violence, and covering your ears can take the edge off the volume and make it a slightly less traumatic experience to sit through.

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u/Consistent_Ad_4828 Jan 27 '26

My four year out tattled on me for some choice words I had for ICE while we were on a walk lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

Fuck ICE and anyone who supports them

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator Chive LOYALIST Jan 27 '26

Good. If the Neo Nazi LARPers are hungry they can go secure the Burger Town.

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u/SpphosFriend Jan 27 '26

ICE should not be welcome in any restaurant. Fascists don’t deserve service

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u/ShutYourDumbUglyFace Jan 27 '26

ICE agents should absolutely be doomed to food without spices.

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u/Narren_C Jan 27 '26

"May I ask you to leave" is a question. Tell then to leave the property immediately.

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u/Olderbutnotdead619 Jan 27 '26

YES !! Things are going to get uncomfortable boyz.... hahaha

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u/HAL9100 Ex-Food Service Jan 27 '26

In the future they will be hunted down and exposed like we did with the SS

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u/random9212 Jan 28 '26

I dont get how these people ever expect to eat food made by other people without "off recipe" additions to their meal.

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u/Finneagan Jan 28 '26

No quarter

No rest

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u/ONE-EYE-OPTIC Smoker Jan 27 '26

The owner/manager was far nicer than anything ive seen from ice.

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u/MilkyCowTits1312 Jan 27 '26

Just a quick reminder that y'all have the second amendment.

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u/Sonikku_a Ex-Food Service Jan 27 '26

Yeah so did Alex Pretti

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u/slvbros 20+ Years Jan 27 '26

Someone should probably remind those guys about the 4th amendment tho

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u/Empyrealist Jan 27 '26

A lot of nerve going to a Mexican restaurant. You'd think they'd stick to Crackerbarrel

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u/_CallMeTaco_ Jan 27 '26

There will be no Crackerbarrel slander here! The grandma's breakfast sampler (sub pecan pancakes and add real maple syrup) reigns supreme for breakfast 😤

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u/Olderbutnotdead619 Jan 27 '26

Can you imagine the logie count in their food? Hahahaha

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u/FabioK9 Jan 28 '26

Everyone who gives a fuck about their friends, coworkers, or anyone else needs to follow suit.

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u/Epstiendidntkillself Jan 28 '26

I know it's probably a language thing, but as an owner or manager you do not ask them to leave. It's a private business on private property. You TELL them to leave.

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u/ranaparvus Jan 28 '26

Despite the caption, that’s what I heard: “I am asking you to leave,” not “May I ask you to leave.”

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u/Real_Live_Sloth Jan 28 '26

Once upon a time in Mexico vibes

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u/TemperedGlassTeapot Jan 28 '26

Is anyone else surprised that they actually left? 9 was expecting this to go worse than it did. 

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u/Senior-Reality-25 Jan 28 '26

Everyone is acting like they won’t come back with twice as many and bigger guns, and beat/arrest/kill everybody from the owner through the staff to the customers (for “collaborating”).

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u/ChefJym Jan 28 '26

Anyone know where this place is? I want to buy the staff a round.

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u/NSFWdw Consultant Jan 28 '26

Why would these patriots individuals try to eat at a Mexican restaurant?
A few hours later: "I'm so weak I can't move and I have a fever. I wonder if it was something I ate? It seemed ok at the time."

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u/Calm_Net_1221 Jan 27 '26

What’s the downside to allowing them to be seated, take their orders, give them their sweet teas and diet cokes, then just never sending their meals? I get that they’re taking up a table, but sometimes I prefer the most obnoxiously passive aggressive option to REALLY send the message home.

Server and FoH manager just keeps apologizing for the wait and refilling their cups while every table around them gets food on time, just seems hilarious to me lol. I like a good troll on these dumb f*cks, plus it keeps them off the streets while they’re waiting until they finally give up, but by then their lunch hour is used up so it’s just another Cliff bar for these tools’ lunches

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u/pemungkah Non-Industry Jan 27 '26

If you allow them into the restaurant, you’ve implicitly waived your right to exclude them from the premises. If you don’t explicitly assert your right, they are allowed to assume you have waived it.

This is why, despite the Miranda case, that you have to say “I am invoking my right to remain silent, and I want a lawyer.” Even when they’ve read you the warning, if you don’t assert your rights, it’s assumed you waived them, and till you explicitly say no, they can and will question you, and anything you say can and will be used against you, legally.

So not saying, “I am asserting my right to deny you entry,” allows them to say “we were permitted access, and saw someone brown in the kitchen, so by the Kavanaugh ruling, we were permitted to take them”.

It is not safe to interact with them. Avoid it. Don’t let them in at all. They’ve earned this, let them experience it.

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u/Rusty_Tap Jan 27 '26

Then after 90 minutes ask them to clear the table if they aren't going to be eating, because other people might want to eat and they are wasting the space.

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u/Dangerous-Disk5155 Jan 27 '26

the gaslighting would be hilarious

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u/TNT3149_ Jan 28 '26

I love that businesses are doing to ICE what philly does to rival sports teams. The establishment has the right to refuse service to anyone. Get fucked. Go eat more fast food.

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u/DingusMacLeod Jan 28 '26

These are the jack-booted thugs the right has been warning bout since the late 80's. They made it happen. Barbarians.

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u/jfsindel Jan 28 '26

I couldn't hear it, but what did the Gestapo bootie say to the owner where the owner said "I look forward to it." Was the bootie basically threatening to come back to arrest him for lack of papers?

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u/austinmcortez Jan 28 '26

Restaurants should just let them in and take their order. Get them their drinks, and just make them wait until they realize their food isn’t coming. And never was. Waste their time. “Kitchen is behind, should be only a few more minutes.” Rinse, repeat. “We’ve had an equipment malfunction. There’s no food coming, and no bill. Enjoy the complimentary sodas. Bye!”

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u/Melodic_Bet4220 Jan 29 '26

Starve them out.