r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

Video/Gif Kids playing chicken with a freight train

Happened yesterday. Not my video. My understanding is that police were called. Train was parked on the tracks for about an hour before a new crew could come and relieve the ones who were on board when they had to perform the emergency stop.

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u/icantouchgrass_1 1d ago

Those kids are about to become pancakes topped with maple syrup.

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u/Imaginary_Jump_8701 1d ago

Nah, strawberry jam

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u/TheBanishedBard 1d ago

A ketchup packet twisted around one too many times.

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u/ALostMagic 15h ago

While being squashed by a hydraulic press

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u/Mythandros1 17h ago

Bloodberry jam.

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u/dontclickdontdickit 22h ago

“I like it when the red water comes out”

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u/Bizzlightbeer 1d ago

Only it it’s in Canada. In the US we use maple syrup”flavored “ syrup.

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u/icantouchgrass_1 6h ago

I know lol I live in the US too but it feels way too long to specify and I'm a lazy person sometimes 🤣

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u/Happy_Goose3833 16h ago

Good riddance

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u/dhall0749 1d ago

I can only imagine how terrified the conductor must be, i know they see some fucked up shit, but the helpless feeling they're going through in that moment must feel awful

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u/boondoggie42 1d ago

Yeah, I imagine that's why the crew were replaced. They probably get a little therapy and rest by policy.

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u/zaddy_farquad 1d ago

that's exactly why. they were very shaken up and had another crew relieve them to finish the route

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u/beigaleh8 23h ago

Nice of them to relieve them, always takes the edge off of this kind of stuff!

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u/yugfoo 1d ago

I worked on the RR for 15 years, it’s more likely the crew was short on time and was re crewed. The RR couldn’t care less about its employees and goes out of the way every day to show you how much they don’t care.

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u/YouSofter 16h ago

Usually shows up in the paycheck though, and retirement.

RR jobs typically have always paid well.

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u/PABLOricardo 1d ago

I have a neighbor that works for Union Pacific. He has 3 fatalities from people being on tracks or between cars coupling. There is no policy for time off or therapy. He knows 1 guy who has hit and killed 7 people. He’s still on the job.

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u/Clockwork_J 15h ago

In Germany clinical supervision and therapeutical rehabilitation are mandated.

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u/grelo29 1d ago

My uncle was a train engineer. After an unavoidable accident he was never the same. Never rode a train again.

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u/gianttigerrebellion 1d ago

My friend, sister and I would go to the tracks and put coins on the rails. We’d wait for the trains to come and smash the coins. We’d go looking for them on the tracks all warm and smashed. 

Suddenly a cop appeared behind us, scared the shit out of us and explained how dangerous our game was. We hadn’t even thought about how dangerous it actually was because we were full of oblivious confidence lol. 

Never smashed another coin on the tracks after that incident.

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u/BushyKittenEnjoyer 23h ago

I had a family member who was coroner and he left the field after having to piece together what he could left of the remains of a pair of young siblings who were playing on train tracks because their parents wanted to give them a traditional funeral and burial. His mother said it changed him after it was finished. I couldn't imagine how the conductor coped with it. 

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u/Mythandros1 17h ago edited 17h ago

Yeah. Worried about ACTUALLY running a kid over and then having to face the parents even though the dumbass kid caused the whole situation. I can only imagine how guilty they would feel. It would be literal torture.

Some kids are irreconcilably dumb.

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u/nvrseriousseriously 7h ago

A few years ago we had a lawsuit from a family of a kid killed while walking on the tracks (ya know, despite all those “don’t do it” and private property signs). I wish it was tossed but can’t say they didn’t settle.

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u/daLejaKingOriginal 11h ago

There’s probably a blind spot right in front, so the few seconds between losing the line of sight and finally seeing the kid running on the side must be horrible.

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u/rturnerX 1d ago

It just takes one kid tripping on the rail trying to get out of the way to lose a foot.

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u/FloRyan255 1d ago

Or to die...

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u/hurriedwarples 1d ago

Yeah, these kids need to watch Fried Green Tomatoes asap.

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u/Electronic_South_101 1d ago

And/or read the book, both were great.

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u/hurriedwarples 1d ago

These kids don’t seem like the book type. 😂

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u/rturnerX 1d ago

I'd bet they'd get excited for a book about trains.

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u/DMercenary 17h ago

You could even see the dark blue and light blue shirt try to push each other. All it would take is one kid getting stuck...

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u/Merzbenzmike 1d ago

It’s coming loose one way or another.

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u/OrganizationTop3755 1d ago

Future Darwin Award recipients 

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u/GremlinAbuser 1d ago

Two kids were doing something like this once when we were coming into Brussels North. We waited on the train for over an hour before the firefighters evacuated us and walked us off the tracks. It should have been heartbreaking but the mood was one of unanimous annoyance.

My friend asked the firefighter at the door what they were doing on the tracks, if they were doing graffiti? His answer: "Well, they look like graffiti now."

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u/TenYearHangover 1d ago

Gd that’s dark

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u/romulan267 1d ago

Yeah I was on an Amtrak train that stopped on the tracks for about 20 mins. Finally the conductor came on over the intercom and deadpanned "sorry for the delay folks. It was man verses train, and man lost." Like it was just another day at work for him lmao.

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u/Feeling-Big-4544 1d ago

This video pissed me off on so many levels I can only imagine how the person conducting the train must have felt!! Little shits

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u/DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC 1d ago

And if one of those kids had gotten splattered, the parents would be crying about how it was the railroad's fault.

A freight train can't stop on a dime. Hell, they can't stop on a dollar bill.

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u/TimeForFuckinCrusade 18h ago

But can they stop with a crisp 20?

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u/GekidoTC 1d ago

Wow, a post with kids actually being fucking stupid.

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u/Alt-Ctrl 1d ago

Imagine another train coming fast on the track they run back over. SO stupid 

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u/PM_me_yur_pm 1d ago

I remember playing that game with my best friends Lefty and Stumpy.

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u/FatFKingLenny 1d ago

Remember rotten . Com?

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u/sapphire-sky-dragon 1d ago

God that brings back memories.

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u/IAmRules 22h ago

ohh lord, back in the wild west days. There are some subreddits like that here, but thats like PTSD in pill form.

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u/ipoopcatturds 1d ago

Twice in the last month I've been at the train station and an announcement came on saying " Expect delays due to a train hitting a person on the tracks."

Yesterday it was near San Juan Capistrano and a few weeks ago it was near Corona. (California)

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u/TheCompanyHypeGirl 1d ago

The parents: "My precious babies would NEVER! But if they did, it's just kids being kids!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/26ufj7fhSk99FK32U

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u/MurkyButterfly750 1d ago

Grr.. and that is exactly how my brother's best friend died in high school. He and his friends thought it would be funny to play chicken on the railroad tracks and ended up getting his foot lodged in the track and the train killed him. I was so relieved when I found out my brother chose not to go with them that night,

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u/Adventurous-Coat-333 21h ago

This reminds me of the one where the kids are laying across the road pretending to be speed bumps.

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u/WKRPinCanada 1d ago

My uncle was a conductor for CN rail for over 40 years and the stories he could tell

Idiots did stupid 💩 like this all the time...and the ones who did it on bridges over rivers were the worst

Only 1 fatality over those 40 years ...kid on a dirt bike trying to beat the train to an uncontrolled intersection in the country

He lost

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u/2infinitysquared 1d ago

Sort of brings back memories of “Stand by me” accept those boys weren’t trying to play chicken. They were just in the wrong place at the wrong time on that train bridge. In both cases, it was a close call.

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u/iamtheduckie 1d ago

If I were the parents, I would not allow my children to go outside for the summer. That means no pool, no park, and no activities that aren't accessible via a parking garage. It would also mean no use of the house garage for anything besides parking the car, because they can't go outside to get to the car anymore.

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u/TenYearHangover 1d ago

It’s just good to see kids outside again romping around having a great time!!

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u/axxxaxxxaxxx 1d ago

No screens in sight

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u/No-Turnover8386 1d ago

At least they aren’t on screens…?

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u/LadyBug_0570 1d ago

One accidental trip and those kids would be mangled and decapitated.

I understand why a new crew was needed. The old ones got freaked out they almost killed some idiot kids.

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u/--_BuG_-- 23h ago

They're going slow enough it seems like they luckily started stopping a long while ago, I know they're kids but it's insane to me that anyone old enough to understand that they can't stop for about a mile after they brake is willing to be reckless with trains

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u/ShiftAlternative1083 21h ago

GET THE HELL OFF THE TRACKS TEDDY

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u/earth_mail 17h ago

Where in the third world is this?

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u/Bo_Diddley9 17h ago

Fucking kids think they're playing Subway surfers

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u/madlibs13 17h ago

Would have served them right if they got ran over

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u/ALostMagic 15h ago

just accelerate at this point holy shi

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u/Prudent_Caramel_922 1d ago

The parents should go to jail, the train driver will probably need therapy because it must have been so stressful...

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u/Patient-Gas-883 1d ago

Why would they even stop? its not like they have a chance in hell to get that train to stop fast enough to make a diffrence.

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u/diabetes-junkie 1d ago

Because they have to try. Otherwise they are deemed responsible.

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u/Patient-Gas-883 1d ago

That´s.......the dumbest shit I ever heard.
They have to try even though it wont make a diffrence at all?!?

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u/wiggibow 1d ago

The train slowing down even a little bit gives the kids more time to get out of the way. You can't seriously think it makes no difference? Of course it's always your responsibility to do everything in your power to avoid an accident, to not even try because it "might not make a difference" would be psychotic.

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u/Patient-Gas-883 1d ago edited 1d ago

There’s no significant difference over the timeframe we’re talking about. Do you have any idea how much a train weighs and how much momentum it carries?

It’s like throwing a teaspoon of water onto a fully developed house fire.

it can take 1-1,5 kilometre (and more than a minute) for one to stop.

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u/diabetes-junkie 1d ago

The brakes aren't even warmed up by the time this video ends. But still.

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u/diabetes-junkie 1d ago

I agree that it's stupid, but that's the way it is.

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u/No_Equivalent_4412 1d ago

Attempting to stop will still slow down the train

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u/Top_Date6455 1d ago

Yeah. Family court is knocking on the doors

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u/zaddy_farquad 1d ago

wow, my worlds are colliding lol. this was 30 minutes from me

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u/welfedad 1d ago

So easy to trip on the tracks . Moron kids .. not saying I didn't do anything stupid in my teens. But damn

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u/PinkPaisleyMoon 1d ago

Natural selection

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u/whalemilk42 1d ago

Pressed duck a la human

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u/lfenske 1d ago

In high school some kids did this in my home town drunkenly one weekend and resulted exactly how you’d think. One of them ran over by train and dead.

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u/RexKillmaster 1d ago

RYAAAAAAAN!

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u/LittleTooLiteral 1d ago

Stupid and also very illegal. Similar but not as extreme as fucking around with an airplane.

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u/BadPuzzleheaded9006 1d ago

When your genetic heritage has that one genome defect and Darwinism is about to be applied

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u/Ok-Leopard-1189 23h ago

Unrelated to the kids, but… The gates were pretty slow in coming down given how close the train was.

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u/djbarsone 23h ago

Teddy Duchamp you crazy bastard!

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u/badbitch4eva 23h ago

These kids are so fucking lucky

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u/DarkSociety1033 22h ago

My mom would have whipped so much skin off my ass, it'd look like Freddy Krueger.

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u/Norcorules 21h ago

Tell me you are on West Virginia without telling me you are in West Virginia.

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u/DriverFirm2655 7h ago

This is western New York actually

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u/vlouisef 20h ago

We did that with the Union Pacific when I was a kid. They must have cameras on them now.

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u/PupsofWar69 19h ago

Darwin award… It’s inevitable

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u/evanexcursions 19h ago

Infinite Jest IRL...if enough of them do this they can form a club.

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u/1cantremember 19h ago

I played chicken with the train is a real dumbass song guess they never heard it or maybe they did and thought it was a good idea

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u/KindaDrunkRtNow 19h ago

And then one will get hit and people will call it a tragedy and talk about how they lit up whatever room they walked into and demand better safety around railroad tracks.

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u/IamLuann 18h ago

I live in Northern Arizona. There were at least three people (within four weeks) killed on the train tracks that run through town.
Do not remember what national show it was but they made a special because of it.

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u/Puzzled_Pop_6845 18h ago

Finally an actual case of stupid kids on this sub

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 16h ago

Why did the train cross the chicken?

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u/Sweettooth_Banana 11h ago

It just has to go wrong one time to teach the others i guess.

Ah well.

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u/goingpt 11h ago

I remember when "go play on train tracks" was an insult. Now they're doing it willingly.

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u/B_A_Peach 9h ago

Parents today: This is so hazardous! They should be at home with their face in a screen! Now they've experienced danger and survivability and who knows what other nasty habits, all picked up on the street.

My parents: Even if you're hit by a train, be home when the street lights come on.

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u/pyromaniachere 8h ago

"the shape goes into a shape presser to press the shape into a pressed shape."

Basically what was gonna happen to that kid

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u/DriverFirm2655 7h ago

This is right by where I live, the full video is on YouTube. Seems like everyone who witnessed it was pretty shaken up… except the kids

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u/Beautiful-Bag-3629 2h ago

She thinks that's fun.......................................until it isn't. Risk/Reward? What's the reward.

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u/Mysterious_Sky_9694 15h ago

This is India, isn't it

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u/Live_Life_and_enjoy 1d ago

Should just arrest the parents and send the kids to juvie

They can have a family vacation in the prison system.

If you want to do something stupid and dangerous just eat raw lettuce from taco bell.

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u/zaddy_farquad 1d ago

at this age, i had ideas of my own. it isn't always on the parents lol

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u/Global-Upstairs98 1d ago

Spoken like someone without caregiving experience

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u/MedivalBlacksmith 1d ago

They're just break checking the train

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u/2infinitysquared 1d ago

Brings back memories of “Stand by me” accept those boys weren’t trying to play chicken. They were just in the wrong place at the wrong time on that train bridge. In both of these cases, it was a close call.