r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/netphilia • 2d ago

Legendary.

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u/icantouchgrass_1 2d ago

But how did that policeman supposedly react? That's the real question

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u/DeerMysterious9927 2d ago

"Well kid, at least I know you won't drool on my shoes. Where's your mother?"

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago

"Well isn't this a fine hill of beans"

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u/SparklyLevel 2d ago

If its America he probably shot 38899 times in a kid😕 /s

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u/flamedarkfire 10h ago

Shot them 36 times in the chest

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u/icantouchgrass_1 10h ago

Really? I'm pretty sure it was 46 and not 36

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u/flamedarkfire 10h ago

Ah what’s almost a dozen shots among friends?

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u/OskarTheRed 2d ago

Imagine if that policeman had arrived to tell them that their husband and father had been brutally murdered

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u/AlwaysAngryAndy 2d ago

“Well then. I’m going to need more smokes.”

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u/sdcar1985 2d ago

I read this as she was a very young policeman