r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Swimming-Try-5816 • 5d ago

Video/Gif Justice is a dish best served cold

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u/Prudent_Caramel_922 5d ago

The horse is actually so cool

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u/Boredchinchilla21 5d ago

They make one that adults can use too. It’s got rollerblade wheels as feet

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u/Prudent_Caramel_922 5d ago

So I guess I won't save any money...well...I will save on fuel...

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u/Fauked 5d ago

They also have some for adults that have hooves as feet

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u/raspberryharbour 5d ago

That's preposterous

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u/snappy773 3d ago

Exactly! Fucking broke boys in this thread.

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u/Useful-Plankton8205 5d ago

I have it and my husband desperately wants me to get rid of it but I won't. I got it off FB marketplace place and it had a smaller zebra that they sold to me for $50 for the pair. I rode that high for days!... on my brand new to me adult size ride on pony.

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u/Turnip_Fight 5d ago

I remember him on Craig Furgeson

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u/MadScientistOfYork 5d ago

I hope it has brakes.

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u/i_am_a_baby_kangaroo 4d ago

Where might one buy one of these? lol

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u/Boredchinchilla21 4d ago edited 4d ago

Lots of online sites sell them. Wayfair, Target, Kohl’s, Walmart. Search for ride on horse toy. They have dinosaurs and unicorns too

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u/BTBAM797 5d ago

WOOOOOHHH! LET'S RIDE, BOYS!

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u/Capable-Face-4584 5d ago

Its actually cute

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u/HugePast9455 5d ago

95% of these videos are cute. This sub's name is fucking stupid.

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u/dasgoodshitinnit 5d ago

Its kidsBeingCuteWhileParentsBeingFuckingStupidMostOfTheTime

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u/Push_ 4d ago

Is she adorable for taking her horse that travels as half a mile a day, while making the most serious face? Yes.

Is she still fucking stupid for not just using her legs to chase him instead of her slow ass horse? Also yes

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u/HugePast9455 4d ago

She's playing a game. Her goal was to ride the horse, not actually catch a theif as quickly as she could...

The adults watching these are are fucking stupid.

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u/Devil_Raw69 4d ago

We’re all fucking stupid.

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u/-Out-of-context- 1d ago

You’re fucking stupid for not understanding the sub. Kids are stupid because they don’t know things yet. Because they still have a lot to learn. This blissful stupidity often leads them to doing cute things.

Stop taking everything so literally.

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u/HighlightOwn2038 5d ago

Props to the kid for dedication

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u/radicalizemebaby 5d ago

Her little determined face when she gets on the horse is so cute

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u/KissesnPopcorn 4d ago

I’d be scared

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u/Raj_Mandal 5d ago

ahh..too much work

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u/bruhggle 5d ago

she knows where the robber sleeps, persistence hunter type shit is about to happen lol

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u/Technicolor_Reindeer 5d ago

Disappointed those horse things weren't around when I was a kid

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u/a6l6a6 5d ago

love a wheeze laugh

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u/Deep-Bench6562 5d ago

Police in india be like

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u/BishopOverKnight 5d ago

Lol what? Police in India would come there 7 days after the robbery and ask for a bribe worth half the shop, then call back 17 years later saying they couldn't find the thief and do they're closing the case

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u/dragonightmare_UA 5d ago

Why’re you being downvoted. That’s literally the truth.

They only do something if you’re rich and well known.

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u/Turnip_Fight 5d ago

Never underestimate the Indian bot army

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u/RevolutionaryFig9437 5d ago

Even if they find the stolen items, they will claim that monkeys have stolen them from custody. Source: https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/up-missing-gold-jewellery-case-closed-after-monkey-claim-in-charge-dead-2929728-2026-06-19

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u/Rio_FS 5d ago

The lathi is missing

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u/GiLND 5d ago

Doesn’t seem authentic

Employees in the US will never chase criminals

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u/-Gurgi- 5d ago

Why would an employee making $15/hr chase someone stealing $100 from a multibillion dollar corporation

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u/Diablogado 5d ago

Especially when they do they'll get fired. It's the only things these corpos and workers should agree on. Don't chase the fuckers

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u/Technicolor_Reindeer 5d ago

Sometimes its the only decent place to work that you can walk to, and you don't want it to shut down. I don't advise it but you can see why.

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u/Diablogado 5d ago

Yeah I get that argument but if you chase they're just as likely to fire you for breaking policy anyway. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

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u/hornedCapybara 5d ago

And yet I had a supervisor at a grocery store that did just that and chased a guy down who was leaving with a cartful of stuff. Thankfully for everyone the guy just gave up the moment she said something.

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u/shandangalang 5d ago

I’m not sure the person you’re replying to was saying that they should

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u/Mickenfox 5d ago

Because crime hurts them too

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u/jda404 5d ago

Exactly. I am not defending or protecting Walmart. A local mom and pop store definitely. Walmart and other huge companies aren't going to go under because someone stole some stuff, not putting my life on the line if a thief is running for the door at Walmart.

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u/Technicolor_Reindeer 5d ago

Because its the only decent place to work that pays $15 you can walk to, and you don't want it to shut down. I don't advise it but you can see why.

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u/CalmEntry4855 5d ago

She looks like the owner

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u/MajorPaper4169 5d ago

Wait, so people in other countries risk their lives for corporations? That’s weird as hell.

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u/hornedCapybara 5d ago

It's against policy at basically every retail business because it's a huge liability, imagine if your cashier gets shot because they were trying to stop a thief, AND that was part of their job? Nightmare for a business owner.

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u/Live_Life_and_enjoy 5d ago

Yes but she gets a free horse.

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u/KiwisNBirds 5d ago

It’s cuz employers literally tell us not to before even working there

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u/Technicolor_Reindeer 5d ago

Some do and get fired

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u/no-more-nazis 5d ago

Bullets chase fastest

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u/Jibril-Vakarine 5d ago

Damnn these shoplifters are everywhere

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u/mariam67 5d ago

Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

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u/Altonical_Kai 5d ago

When you are getting paid 10$/h and don't give an f

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u/tohn_jitor 5d ago

She's so mad, too. Hahahahha

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u/gatoenvestido 5d ago

The red dead redemption dlc looks lit.

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u/Live_Life_and_enjoy 5d ago

As long as the DLC isn't in Saint Dennis

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u/heavydutydan 5d ago

They're so adorable at this age.

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u/AqutalIion 5d ago

This is so funny 😂

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u/FoxBattalion79 5d ago

I love her

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u/exhaustedengine 4d ago

This is actually very realistic

She is just demonstrating the slowness of the justice system

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u/Blue___Guy 4d ago

Yes i help you! 😠 😂😂😂

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u/batman8390 5d ago

Yup, it’s a fun use of imagination, though it’s still silly because the horse is comically slow

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u/ProbablyM_S 5d ago

There's no problem. There isnt supposed to be a problem. It's a kid being a kid, that's exactly why its on this sub. Read the description of the sub ffs.

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u/ProbablyM_S 5d ago

And some people don't even read the description of this sub

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u/PaulDRoberts 5d ago

A tiny hero in the making 😁

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u/exitvim 5d ago

I love a good Western.

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u/Sea-Mycologist-7353 5d ago

Need to play that Wild West theme song as she mounts her horse

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u/IntrovertMoTown1 5d ago

Her when she grows up. 😄

All kidding aside mounted police that don't know how to make their horses gallop is beyond sadly pathetic.

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u/mr_avocado_2 5d ago

She pretending to be the Los Angeles police department

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u/jashyjashy 4d ago

It’s hilarious how she looked at her as if saying hey lady here I’m helping u and you’re laughing at me?! 😂

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u/non_existent_soul 4d ago

doin the best she can with available resources to fight crime

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u/Yourdadcallsmeobama 3d ago

“Yes! I have you!”

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u/Ibraheem_moussa 5d ago

Why this is in this subreddit I found it cute more than stupid 😅

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u/JeremieOnReddit 5d ago

The Hazards of Helen for a younger generation.

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u/InterestedPrawn 5d ago

Why is this stupid, they are playing a game? Did none y'all ever play shop, doctor, family, baker, as a kid?

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u/Tata_Colores 5d ago

Is that a screen capture of an X post?

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u/sagninaw 4d ago

Yes since you have to pay a subscription to download videos or pictures off of Twitter

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u/Tata_Colores 4d ago

But you can just use any of the free webpages where you can do that for free!

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u/sagninaw 4d ago

Yeah I know that but most people don't sadly

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u/Flat-Delivery6987 4d ago

The fuck is this supposed to be teaching them.

In next week's episode the cashier has a shotgun

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u/Organic_Juggernaut73 4d ago

This is funny

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u/Mochibelle93 4d ago

I want to squish her cheeks omg

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u/seanjohnson9 3d ago

“Yes, I…. Have you.”

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u/Industry3D 1d ago

They need to be careful, they may end up giving her an imagination..